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Offline Queynte

I'm sure we are all looking for the same. A gorgeous woman - out of our league; filthy and meeting all your sexual desires - and doing this job to fulfil their sexual appetite rather than drug addictions or greed; personality wise can hold a 5 min conversation.

But what to we have?
Greedy bitches who are willing to take hundreds of pounds off us but ban us if we ask too many questions!
ee girls who only know one English phrase - I don't do that

Looking for a perfect escort reminds me of clubbing on my younger days. You turn your head around to explore the talent on the dance floor. A fat bird looks you up and down then gives you a look of her rejecting you, leaving you internally raging as you wouldn't touch her with a barge pole.

There was of course the 2 o'clock bird. When you were drunk and likely to be going home alone. Your standard drop and u pull a munter.

In short, none of these escorts are good enough but I feel we drop our standards when desperate and accept the unacceptable.

Offline HappyCappy

Or as my father used to say; a standing cock has no shame.
Banning reason: Previously banned (Heyhoeletsgo) + Trolling on UKE (DavieBhoy)

Offline Tjkooker

I've met a few genuine nice girls in Glasgow. Good looking sexy and genuinely up for fun. Seen two recently that I hadn't seen in quite some time. much like yourself I'm seriously fucked off with the general state of punting in Glasgow so these two were like finding the spark that makes punting worthwhile.
Banning reason: Outing and trolling a punter because he posted a negative about his favourite prossie. White-knight fluffy that pretends otherwise.

I have to admit that I am also finding it a little barren right now....had 2 quite good punts recently but both fall short of a visit I made to a girl in London last October who was the perfect package - she was polish, beautiful, really funny but cute and sex was amazing! Saw her 2 days running and kept in occ email contact since (I tried unsuccessfully to persuade her to do a tour!)
Of course it's business but I felt amazing after it and will be seeing her agin next month as I am down on business....cannot wait!
Would love to have someone like her up here (although the bank balance would hate it!!)

Tigerman stop being selfish at least share the profile...I'm in London next week so wil maybe her check out if I get a chance....

Offline seeker

I too think the Glasgow scene is dire .right now..but have had 5 excellent punts this month
 and like you I am not giving any links
 :D  :lol:

Taz, here you go but on 1 condition: tell her she really should come up to edinburgh for a wee visit - she actually suggested it herself last year, and I will definitely be raising the issue when I see her next month!!
I would class her as naughty vanilla so I think you will like her!


Let me know how you get on!


35 review(s) found for Emily's Creme brulee linked to in above post (34 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

Taz now Emily looks great look forward to review if you see her

Tigerman wow.....I've had a change of meeting venue and I'm in Luton now.......bit after seeing those pics I'm going to try and get down to see her......

Offline webpunter

She was on a recent thread.  Gorge.  Can't be that long on the train Luton to Londinium

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