Link: External Link/Members OnlyComms: Walk In
Rate: £45 + £40 (extras) for 30 minutes
Services: FS plus OWO and A-levels as extras
Location: Easy to find, entrance is as shown on the website which is round the back. All the parking was free, but it was jam packed.
The Girl: Fairly average brunette, mid 40's
The Punt: occured last week. So this was my first ever time in a parlour and I decided not to ring ahead to get a bit more of the overall experience. That was mistake 1...
It was easy to find, but parking took a while because there were cars everywhere, fortunately everywhere is free. Entrance is round the back, clearly marked and I rang the doorbell, let in immediately.
Friendly lass on reception, asked if I had booked and then took me next door at which point the two available girls were introduced. She said Kayla was new, she seemed pleasent enough, and was up for Anal. The place is a bit of a dive, but the rooms all seemed clean and I was not there for the decor. Mistake 2, I should have gone for the older and more experienced girl!
I should have walked. From the offset Kayla was slow, disinterested, disappeared twice and was the shittest shag I have ever had. She gave the worst 'massage' of my life (weak finger trails over my back) and looked offended when I said I did not want to give her one. Terrible handjob preceded a blowjob where she actually gagged and was obviously not happy with oral so I suggested we move onto anal.
Her attitude makes it almost impossible to get a hard on (impressive since we have porn on in the room!), but even crap shags that is never an issue and I don't really get anywhere with the semi on in the arse so we fuck in missionary. Her horribly fake moans and constant looking at other things round the room put me right off and I call it a day without a pop.
On the way out the receptionist asked me if she was OK and I said she was shit, she apologised and said all her regulars had said similar and that she won't be asking her back.
Terrible way to start my parlour experience, but I was in Manchester for two days and part 2 was much better (to follow).
Pros: ...
Cons: Everything
Would I return? For this girl never, but I do wish to see Lottie.
