External Link/Members OnlyPrice:£70 for 30 minutes + £10 for DFK
When:April 2023
Location:A basement flat in Loughborough. I think this will be a familiar location to many as it seems to be a popular haunt for Thai escorts. You have to traverse a backyard driveway and then climb down a set of stairs to access the main door. It's not the most comfortable of entrances, but the flat itself is fine.
Communication:Comms were initially text messages, but Ellie called me with the street address and property number when I messaged to say that I had arrived. Ellie also messaged me 2 hours
after the punt to say "Thank you" so punters wary of receiving unexpected messages should be mindful.
The girl:I'm aware that Ellie has a number of neutral reviews, but based on the reasoning, I thought I would still give her a go. I wish I hadn't.
Ellie is in her late 30s/early 40s and I didn't find her remotely attractive. Her pictures are not an accurate reflection of how she looks, namely as they conceal a tummy that closely resembles a bag of washing, and while her arse looks voluptuous in the photos, it's decidedly more flat in real life. I should have walked when I saw her but since I made the pilgrimage to Loughborough, I thought I'd continue.
The meet:We laid on the bed and Ellie straddled and gyrated against me as I fondled her tits, which are natural DDs and were the only highlight of the meet.
Ellie started to kiss me, which was more LFK than DFK, but I really struggled to get erect. I even closed my eyes and tried to trick my brain into forgetting the folds of fat that were rubbing against me, but it didn't work. There was no part of her body, beyond her tits, that I found attractive so I called an end to the meet. I said I felt unwell and made a brisk exit — I was in and out within 10 minutes.
I take full blame for this as I should have paid closer attention to previous reviews + walked when I saw her. On the plus side, I ordered some king prawn in oyster sauce from the establishment across the street and it was
fantastic. A generous portion and incredibly flavoursome.
Overall:2/10. Would I return? No.
