MIA_ - Shoreditch 4hr Dinner Date - April 23

[IceColdSeas]

This is review number two from the time I was in the U.K in early April.

MIA has been extensively reviewed on here over the years. Namely on her services that she provides from her place in Shoreditch. Thank you to all that have added reviews as it helped me make an informed decision on making the booking. This review however is based on a 4hr "Dinner Date" booking with no other services asked for on my part. I had a function to go to in London and this came with a +1 option. I was looking for someone who is not covered head to toe in tattoos as what seems like most ladies these days, also I did not had have the time or inclination of using SA and dealing with the timewasters.

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Comms - Reaching out to MIA was easy and straight forward. I had contacted her three weeks prior to check availability. I explained what it was that I was looking for and where it was that we would be spending the late morning and early afternoon. MIA advised that she could meet my requirements and her fee of £900 was agreed.

The lady - MIA's location was only a 20min Uber ride away from my hotel, We met in a place of her suggestion for ease, MIA arrived and her most recent profile pictures are accurate. After speaking for a short time MIA placed me at complete ease and we made our way to the function I was invited to. Once we had arrived MIA introduced herself and began mixing with everyone. She is able to hold a conversation and is well versed in talking about high end luxury brands, travel, cuisine and cooking. I will not go into too much detail so as to primarily protect my anonymity however the meet went very well and MIA gave the service that I had asked for. We left the function, where we spoke about me possibly returning later this year. At present that is something that I cannot answer. If I do, I feel i'd like to split the time as a 2hr dinner date and 2hr private time as stated in her profile.

Conclusion - As I said above that this meet is based on a 4hr dinner date and I cannot comment on her place of work or what type of service that she offers. This meet is a positive from me as MIA gave everything that I had asked for in the initial request. If i find myself back in London in the future I'll contact MIA again to see if she is available.

As this is only my second review please feel free to mention anything that I may have missed.

[mfkr]

Guessing it’s a first for a totally non sexual review on UKP? Did u not feel the urge just to get her to suck u off at the end or something? I’ve thought about doing a dinner date but when they say 3hrs dinner 1 hour shag time seems imbalanced as u say I’d want to split it down the middle. I guess if it was for a function I can understand why you did this. Let’s see if your review gets more hate or mine! (Probably mine lol) 

[tp69]

You have more self-control than I do. I'd struggle to get through 4 hours in her company without a shag or at least a BJ at the event.

[ScouserRod]

ICS-I am surprised that she charged you £900, which is her full service rate ,just for her company and no sexual services.
I would have expected that it should have been much reduced or at least she would have finished of the evening with some fucking ??

Just my thoughts-but as long as you were happy-that's all that matters!

[Jonestown]

Why is the review title dated 23 April, did the meet happen in 2022 ?

[mfkr]

Why is the review title dated 23 April, did the meet happen in 2022 ?

April

[20]23

[Jonestown]

April

[20]23

Ah, thanks for clarifying.

So is IceCold whatever one of your aliases?

[mfkr]

Ah, thanks for clarifying.

So is IceCold whatever one of your aliases?

No I’m just more intelligent than u

[Jonestown]

No I’m just more intelligent than u

Sure you are, how many times have you been banned now, two is it, and here you are going down again. What was it Einstein is supposed to have said about insanity ?

[Bartolomeo]

ICS-I am surprised that she charged you £900, which is her full service rate ,just for her company and no sexual services.
I would have expected that it should have been much reduced or at least she would have finished of the evening with some fucking ??

Just my thoughts-but as long as you were happy-that's all that matters!

£900 is her incall rate for 4 hours. She doesn't do outcalls so maybe that was part of the compromise.

[IceColdSeas]

£900 is her incall rate for 4 hours. She doesn't do outcalls so maybe that was part of the compromise.

This is correct. I originally asked to just cover the function time. However MIA explained that due to logistics, time for her to get ready and be away from her place of work a shorter booking would not be financially viable.

[IceColdSeas]

Ah, thanks for clarifying.

So is IceCold whatever one of your aliases?

I'm pretty certain the site operators are able to see where it is that I'm posting from.

[flamingice]

She is able to hold a conversation and is well versed in talking about high end luxury brands

Yawn!  That’s the absolute tell tale signs of a hooker.

I would imagine there were a few punters at the function, some may have seen her ad, maybe one or two will have done her?  I think there’s far more chance of exposing yourself doing this type of thing than you probably realised

[mfkr]

Yawn!  That’s the absolute tell tale signs of a hooker.

I would imagine there were a few punters at the function, some may have seen her ad, maybe one or two will have done her?  I think there’s far more chance of exposing yourself doing this type of thing than you probably realised

Delusional

Slagging off new accounts who punt differently to you isn’t big, hard or clever

It’s how this site has always rolled and I hope new management are watching you all closely

Despite my allegiance to the other site this is by far the better resource and I can see new management want to make this site a huge success

Watch out ded weight!

[flamingice]

Delusional

Slagging off new accounts who punt differently to you isn’t big, hard or clever

It’s how this site has always rolled and I hope new management are watching you all closely

Despite my allegiance to the other site this is by far the better resource and I can see new management want to make this site a huge success

Watch out ded weight!

Don’t know what on earth you are ranting about.  I look forward to reading more of your reviews.

[mfkr]

Don’t know what on earth you are ranting about.  I look forward to reading more of your reviews.

London’s a big place and statistics clearly isn’t your strongpoint. I’ve been looking at pictures of London escorts for years and have punted a lot of them. I’ve never seen one of them irl other than when I’ve booked them. Also most of the escorts most of you lot see don’t know much about Prada…

[flamingice]

London’s a big place and statistics clearly isn’t your strongpoint. I’ve been looking at pictures of London escorts for years and have punted a lot of them. I’ve never seen one of them irl other than when I’ve booked them. Also most of the escorts most of you lot see don’t know much about Prada…

Clearly you don’t get out much.  Seen plenty of WGs out and about.

[mfkr]

Clearly you don’t get out much.  Seen plenty of WGs out and about.

Lol I literally holiday for punting only in the punting Capital Earls Court and have never see a WG in the street. Hint- they’re inside fucking

[flamingice]

Lol I literally holiday for punting only in the punting Capital Earls Court and have never see a WG in the street. Hint- they’re inside fucking

Good for you.  You clearly know a lot about punting, but are only averaging 1 review every 5.5 months (registered May 22, 11 months ago, and have posted 2 reviews).  Not great statistics, but as I said I look forward to more reviews 

[mfkr]

Good for you.  You clearly know a lot about punting, but are only averaging 1 review every 5.5 months (registered May 22, 11 months ago, and have posted 2 reviews).  Not great statistics, but as I said I look forward to more reviews 

Lol first time I’ve been able to write is today and looks what happens… 

[PilotMan]

You've not actually paid for any sexual services, I don't think this is relevant for a review on a Punting forum.

I'm of the opinion that this is a social meet.

[flamingice]

You've not actually paid for any sexual services, I don't think this is relevant for a review on a Punting forum.

I'm of the opinion that this is a social meet.

Probably right

[mfkr]

You've not actually paid for any sexual services, I don't think this is relevant for a review on a Punting forum.

I'm of the opinion that this is a social meet.

My reading of the house rules says you have no basis for the above statement

As in it may be a meet with an SP where no sexual services were provided

But she is an SP

And there was a meet…

I liked the review but ofc I’m strange 

[Bornslippy]

  I would have glammed up, talked about Gucci for 4 hrs, and insitsted on giving you a blowy, for bloody £900!!

[patelprat]

OP, wondered when you take an escort to a function like this, how do you prepare for personal questions that you or she might get asked, e.g. how you know each other etc.? Do you pre-agree with her the story, or do you think others can probably suspect you brought along an escort anyway?

[flamingice]

OP, wondered when you take an escort to a function like this, how do you prepare for personal questions that you or she might get asked, e.g. how you know each other etc.? Do you pre-agree with her the story, or do you think others can probably suspect you brought along an escort anyway?

Exactly what I was curious about too and would be great to get an answer.

The point I was making originally (before the idiot who is now banned started with unprovoked insults) was I would always be dubious about an escort’s ability to act well enough regarding a back-story to be convincing enough in general.  There is also the challenge that she may come across incongruent (ie just talking about luxury brands or the latest designer restaurant / hooker trap she frequents), which may seem somewhat out of character to your own interests and lifestyle.  Love how she would answer the question “so what do you do?”

Furthermore, the biggest concern is there are likely other guests that punt and may have seen her (either seen her ad or actually booked her previously) - totally blowing your cover.  I could just imagine, let’s say this was some work event…the rumours would proliferate like wild fire for sure.

Just my view of course.