External Link/Members OnlyYuck.
If she wasn't such a cokehead she could do better.
Fancied a dump into a cute blonde so sent off a text to her listed number. Got a reply eventually and went to the address.
Reasonable residential area, North of Lincoln, no problem parking a discreet distance and into the garden to knock on the back door. Took AGES to answer the door which is when I should have walked the first time.
She was practically comatose stood in the kitchen, which is when I should have walked second time. Then I noticed the joint in her hand, you guessed, third time.
Still, we know who rules in these situations right?
Followed her, staggering upstairs and yes she's got a great little bum so there's no going back now.
Went into a bedroom that was clearly a kids room with a little bookshelf and toys everywhere. I feel terrible writing this.
Changed my mind to a 15m dump to get the hell outta there. £50.
She does give half decent owo head to her credit, but when you see the remnants of her latest stripe on the hairs in her nostrils, it turns into a challenging blowjob. Came, left.
Not going back.
Avoid.