Elina Swallow Pro - Marylebone. Thai, terrible

[Maxadam209]

Time: within the last couple weeks
Location: near Marylebone station

Honestly the worst booking I’ve ever had.
Looks-
She doesn’t really match her profile, looks way more slim. Has a beer belly and massive fake tits that feel like a bag of onions. Also looks like she is late 30s probably 40s pics had me thinking worst case she was late 20s maybe thirty. So add 10-15 years on top.

Attitude- terrible. Got to the door and she gave me the dirtiest look and almost as if she didn’t wanna see me. Was going to walk and as I took a step away she said come in and she was joking. Clearly she wasn’t.
Comms- surprisingly good lol.

Offered a shower and I took it.
Head was teethy had to guide her to the point where my fella was going back to sleep.

Sex- spent the whole time complaining about pain. Tried to rush me out. As soon as I said ok I’ll leave just keep the charge for half hour and give me the rest back she changed her tune. Literally 10 mins in.
Stopped complaining but felt like I was fucking a dead body. No response she wanted me out.
Made sure after I stayed the whole time to prove a point as a refund wasn’t on the cards and I wasn’t looking for a fight.

Had to knock it out myself on her tits.

Don’t ever go there especially if you are black or pass for anything similar like me.

Had time left so took a shower again which she wasn’t happy about.

Trust me guys don’t ever waste your time on her. Horrible horrible horrible experience.

Never left so angry after a punt.

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[Jeffe]

What a shame, thanks for the warning though, hope your next punt is better

[naz]

Thanks for the heads up. Doesn’t cost anymore to be nice and make the customer feel like a king. Can’t pick and choose, if she unhappy with a certain type or race then she should say so in her profile. Attitude is very important part of session.

[Bornslippy]

Absolutely

[BillGoldberg]

I almost booked this bitch. After reading your review I'm so glad that I didn't!!

Sorry you had a dreadful experience Max and thanks for this very useful review.

[petermisc]

Elina does seem to be very Marmite - for some, she is one of the best, for others she is one of the worst.  7 positives and 2 negatives, and nothing in-between.  Having seen Elina several times, she can give off a vibe that she doesn't suffer fools gladly, so I suspect that if she feels you don't really fancy her, and so are wasting her time, the session may not go well.

Personally, I would say that her pics give a good impression of who you will see, but then I take the attitude that any girl will naturally pick the most flattering shots.  They certainly haven't been subjected to the kind of ridiculous photo shopping that many Asians use.

[lee1]

Thanks Max for the warning. Much appreciated. 

I am sorry you had such an awful time.

We should all steer clear of SPs like these. That would make them lose business.

[Jeffe]

I think the other negative review on here seemed to reflect traits in this one too. Potentially a marmite provider given positives but well written reviews like this help punters make their own assessments

[naz]

Elina does seem to be very Marmite - for some, she is one of the best, for others she is one of the worst.  7 positives and 2 negatives, and nothing in-between.  Having seen Elina several times, she can give off a vibe that she doesn't suffer fools gladly, so I suspect that if she feels you don't really fancy her, and so are wasting her time, the session may not go well.

In Maxes case she didn’t fancy him gave off a vibe as soon as he entered. Hence I’ve stayed away. There are plenty more good choice of Thais out there.