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1 hour for £60 full body massage including HE. No extras offered.
Located on the Southside not far from Crossmyloof station. Lots of free on street parking. Area seemed busy and safe enough.
Contacted her via txt. Gave me the postcode then number when I arrived. Comms were good.
Flats didn’t look the best from the outside, buzzed in and no hassle.
The venue was her home and had the aroma of what she had been cooking for tea and clean enough.
Directed to the bedroom where there was a proper massage table. Plenty of scents to relax you and take the smell of food away.
Girl is Polish and her English is very good. I never found her attractive. She’s heavy set, short, mid 30s and not bonnie. Tried to lecture about massage etc but this definitely is a turn off.
Asked to strip off and lie face down while she stashed the cash. She placed a towel over my backside and started the massage. Opted for the Swedish and firm pressure.
Massage wasn’t the best despite her claiming she was studying this at college. No teasing or cc swipes and no real connection either. Started on the back, worked legs and arms then turned over halfway through. Struggled to get an erection throughout the massage.
Nothing really to get you aroused other than the thought of a HE. Pretty bland experience in all honesty. Last 10 mins she finally removed the towel and oiled me up for the hand job. Lasted about 3 mins and wiped up with hunners of kitchen rolls and wipes.
Advised not to go for shower and allow oil to absorb naturally. Basically she doesn’t want you to use the shower.
Got dressed, used toilet and left exactly on the hour. Nothing memorable or terrible, just a neutral. £60 for a average massage and a wank is not the worst but I won’t be rushing back.
