External Link/Members OnlyThis is a rare negative from me. This one wasn't my first choice, far from it. It was late and I fired off a few texts, most of which didn't receive a reply. My 8th text received a reply and it was from this one. I was actually quite excited because I'd seen a couple of positive reviews of "Lina" one of which described her as "Mid 30s/40 typical oriental build (short,slim,dark hair) a bit plain but still very pretty with slim body and nice arse" which sounded great.
Price paid£60 for 30 mins
CommsVery good, all done by text. Location clearly explained with details of where to park.
LocationVery easy to find. Semi-detached house on
(Street name removed as per rules) not far from a McDonalds. Met by the Maid who led me upstairs to Lina who was waiting in a bedroom (red light in the corner, big double bed with one hell of a squeak, chair to place clothes on, not much else).
The girlShe was wearing a nice skimpy dress. She looked and smelled clean. She was very friendly and pleasant, big beaming smile. She says she is 29 years old (must be the most common age for SPs) but she is only about 4 feet and a fag packet tall, very chubby, small tits but nice big nips, quite a pretty face, clean shaven and she tasted nice but her fanny was like a clown's pocket so I barely touched the sides. Speaks almost zero English, so not easy to communicate with.
The actionStarted with mutual touching standing up, kissing on the lips (french kissing not allowed), she played with my cock to get it semi-hard. I led her to the bed, sucked her nipples, she got on top, we kissed a bit more, she sucked on my nipples. She produced a condom and I told her it was too soon for that. She asked if I wanted a BJ and I said yes OWO but she said that would be an extra £10. Reasonable price I suppose but I wasn't into her enough to pay it so she put the bag on and gave me a pretty basic, very slow OW. OW didn't really do anything for me so I asked her for 69 and she just didn't seem to understand what I meant so I gave up trying to explain and just went down on her. She seemed to enjoy that and she got pretty wet. Plenty of moans from her. Her fanny is huge so my tongue got pretty lost in there, but it did taste nice and fresh. I came up for air and decided to go for it in mish. Didn't think it was worth trying doggy due to her size as I need to see a nice small sexy arse when doing someone from behind. Anyway, mish was nice and she seemed to enjoy it as much as me and we almost did a bit of french kissing as I came but not quite. Still had 10 minutes left so I asked her for a massage and that was pretty good to be fair, nice and firm, decent technique. Once time was up I tried to have a chat with her but it was very difficult. She went in the shower and I went downstairs to see the Maid.
VerdictThe action was very vanilla and although I enjoyed the punt it has to be a negative due mainly to the many dishonest statements on the VS profile:
1. It says she is Japanese, but she is Chinese
2. It says she is 23 but she herself says she is 29 (probably about right although she could easily be 30+, hard to tell)
3. It says she speaks English but she really doesn't
4. Domination, Fetish, Modelling, Role-Play, Strip-tease, PSE are all ticked - no way could she do any of those!
5. It says OWO is £20 extra but she told me it was £10 (OK, that's actually a good thing but the profile is still incorrect)
6. It says French Kiss is £10 extra but when I asked her for it she just said no
7. The photos - absolutely nothing like her!
I had a long chat with the Maid afterwards. She is nice to be fair and speaks half decent English. I asked her straight, is this Lina I have just seen because she does not look the same as other punters have described her. She explained that I did just see Lina, but it's a different Lina. This one has only been here 1 week. If I understood her correctly, she said that the girls who come to this house all come straight here from China, stay for a couple of weeks and then move on. She said that a new girl is arriving either next week or the week after and "Lina" (the one that I just saw) is heading off down to London. I couldn't get her to tell me the name of the next girl that will be arriving, but if I were a betting man, my money would be on "Lina"!
I wouldn't recommend this girl, unless you like the fat girl next door type. I feel a little unkind saying that, because she was lovely and I enjoyed spending time with her, but when the profile displays photos of a skinny 23 year old Japanese girl and you come face to face with a plump, 29 year old short-arse with a fanny like a wizard's sleeve, it has to be a negative, even from someone like me who is very easily pleased.
