Mia_ - Brazilian - Shoreditch Autumn 2022. Unsurprised but Underwhelmed

[MCullen71]

This will be brief as she is clocking up the reviews and there's not a massive amount to add. 

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Meet happened pre-price hike in early Autumn 2022.

The Logistics - Very efficient, clear messaging, easy to agree a time and "talked" me into the apartment in Shoreditch which is very nice and has decent facilities.  No issues. £300 for 90 mins I think but was a while ago

The Girl Pretty - almost anime type features - but very tiny, size 6.  Well presented but probably too small for my tastes (I did know she was small, so no question of mis-selling). Clean-looking, smelling and immaculate.

The Action - People have mentioned the routine and I was indeed taken on a tour of her routine which was...unspectacular.  A bit of light kising to start, but seemingly she was keen to commence OWO which was nice but not amazing and she could not DT me (I am average).  Or rather, she did get me to the back of her mouth, so may have been deep for her, but she didn't reach the base maybe on account of her diminutive features.  I gave her body some attention and some very gentle RO.  She was moaning very lightly in a non-fake way, so I am sure she enjoyed it (i.e. it was pleasant) but it was not doing anything for her in terms of encouraging an orgasm.  I actually appreciated that she didn't pretend to climax. 

Then she asked her famous question and I plumped for her arse.  She does have a pleasant ass despite her small frame but again struggled to get me in and, when I finally was in, was careful not to let me all in all the way or to build up much of a rythm, let alone go wild. This is supposed to be her USP and she didn't seem to be able/up for it. Still was a nice image looking in the big mirror but eventually switched to her pussy (change of condoms and a wipe for both of us, which is a bit of an unerotic interlude but understandable).  Came in missionary with her using a small butt plug in her arse.

Had a massage after clean-up and then she went for more OWO, which was ok again.  This time I went for her arse again to see if she was a little more warmed up, but was basically the same.  Nice imagery but not sufficiently deep, so I asked her to ride me thinking her control might conversely allow me greater penetration and it was ok but I genuinely was getting a bit bored at this point, so off with the condom and she lubed my dick and gave me a pretty decent handjob, which went into her hands.

At one point in my life, I never dreamed I would be able to go to bed with a girl this good-looking and either: a) regret it or b) not be able to cum without resorting to emergency measures, but it just goes to show...kind of glad I ticked her off a summer-time list but would not return.

Things have moved on for me since Mia and I am barely active now in the punting world, but I remember thinking at the time I would much rather save myself for a true PSE without the limitations, especially since the prices are becoming comparable.   

[Munter84]

This will be brief as she is clocking up the reviews and there's not a massive amount to add.

Thanks for the review, and for what it's worth I think it's 100% worthwhile reviewing an extensively reviewed "forum darling" as a change in form or VFM can be notable and valuable in itself. This is a WG who at one point enjoyed an unbroken run of positive reviews lasting over 2.5 years - excellent! - but now hovers between Positive and Neutral. That's a very telling shift in service, which would go unnoticed if not for the continued efforts of reviewers adding their tuppence-worth to the pile. 

[LLPunting]

Was this more than 6 months ago?

[MCullen71]

No - skirting the boundaries possibly but right at the start of October.  Maybe not early Autumn but was a warm day as I recall because I sweated my way up Shoreditch High St after