Newcastle Jen Adultwork Petite Brunette GFE+CIM OK Looking Too much complaining!

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2014
30min hour incall
£60


LOOKS
Her photos are not the best representation in general
No face pic (Perhaps in Private Gallery but I don't think so - Check with here latest on this)
Disappointed by looks
Face/head is disproportionately small compared to body especially when she has her hair tightly bounded
Looks are atypical lacks that classical beautiful features being harsh one might say slightly weird looking
Body is nowhere near as hot as you would expect from the pics BUT still a decent little tight body on her
Overall I was disappointed but that is not to say she is unattractive but certainly she didn't do it for me



PERSONALITY & ATTITUDE
Genuine Northern Geordie Girl
"Nice", Friendly, Honest (maybe a bit to much see below) and down to earth
Has a distinct lack of confidence in her own looks may ask as you walk in "Am I okay for you" or words to that effect
Could be better at taking directions at times
Patchy attitude a few too many complaints (see below) including screwing up her face in disgust!
The authentic Northern girl personality will go down very well with some but it is not my thing



SERVICES
French Kissing - Was okay to start with but she seemed to limit it as the booking went on has specifically mentioned to another reviewer that she hates DFK so maybe she put up with it at the start but patience ran out, towards end of booking she mentioned she doesn't like to be kissed on other parts of face apart from lips (maybe due to make up issues, sensitive skin).

OWO - Felt suprisingly good, I don't think she uses any different technique perhaps I was just feeling a lit more hornier/sensitive then normal but it just felt very good, like a straight up girl friend blow job when you really needed one. I had half a mind just to get a blow job for the full time (would have been better of doing that!)
As stated on profile does do CIM, asked about facials and she really dislikes them, she got very anxious at the time of CIM not to have it on her face etc.
Definete spitter didn't waste much time before doing so

Sex in Doggy Standing - Overall positioned herself well was good didn't last long in this position

Sex in Missionary - This is the key point which earnt her a neutral.  Somewhere along the line in her pounding she started to make a cross face and said stop stop.  I was like why she said you are taking it out to far and that makes the condom hurt.
I chatted to her about it for a while and tried to understand what she was saying but basically it was some bullshit about how the condom is hurting her due to friction.  We spoke at length about it at the end but I've punted 100s of time all with condom but I have never heard the same bullshit before.
So anyway I ended up shagging her in missionary a little more after her complaint and then withdrew for CIM.
Whatever the hell she was going on about I don't know maybe she just needed more lube but on one level if I distilled what she was saying basically it was that she finds sex with condoms to be painful.  Fair enough but don't take my £60 without telling me that in advance next time!



INCALL LOCATION
Green Quarter
Buzzed in Green Quarter can at times be a little more to navigate to find the actual flat entrance that you need

I guess lots of parking around I walked

Decent flat with ensuite bathroom
Well kept and was organised
No mirror but I led her into the bathroom for standing oral to begin with since there was a mirror

Has subsequenly been adverstising in an East Didsbury location in Manchester



OTHER INFO
Her pal who she used to duo with was External Link/Members Only checking respective profiles just now they might have split since.  At that time she talked at length about her duos with Playboy Chloe now known as Playmate Chloe.



SUMMARY
Okay Looking Girl not as good as the pics and face was a bit disappointing.
Patchy service and her complaint about condoms was inexplicable and is what earnt her a Neutral
Had her Oral not been as good she'd have been a Negative even with that she is not far off.

I have heard other reviewers who I know rate her well so she isn't a right off but certainly her service can be patchy, maybe an off day perhaps but she still took the same £60 she takes on her on day!

I would recommend going there for the 30mins and if you hit it off extending to 1hour but she does have something of a booking system so that might not always be a possibility.

[Randy James]

Thanks. Few month back she refused to see me as I apparently asked too much questions over the phone. Was only enquiring about extras etc.

I think u did well , no doubt she would have killed my stiffy by the sound of it.

Time to take her off my HL.

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The feisty Geordie has provided a.... delayed reaction to my review

Give over you nob. I remember you. My worst nightmare.

Really Jen?..... you agreed to meet me again afterwards... later that day we discussed your next availability to do so.... I often do that with wgs who I am going to give a neutral/negative review for a number of 'tactical' reasons. 


If you would like to chat some more about the above review (and two things you did after I first reviewed you on the fluffly forum) please post on this Punters Forum I don't post on the fluffy forum anymore.

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AS FOR HER OPINIONS

He has a habit of putting girls down. I still stand my what I say with him being a nightmare.  Overstayed by 20minutes. Had to literally throw him out the front door. He was totally rude to me and has no idea on how to seduce a girl.

What she means to say is I have a habit of reviewing accurately and completely, like I did her. 

WTF is that about seduction .....but for the record lots of wgs I met liked me a lot if I started going on about the details I might be accused of showing off.



AS FOR HER CLAIMS

He has a habit of putting girls down. I still stand my what I say with him being a nightmare.  Overstayed by 20minutes. Had to literally throw him out the front door. He was totally rude to me and has no idea on how to seduce a girl.

I didn't overstay by 20mins I would have mentioned a detail like that as positive point in the review.

I wasn't "totally rude" or even a bit rude.  As mentioned above she agreed to another booking and the reason why I did that was to prempt bullshit claims like this.  I have lots of experience in dealing with thick Pro$$ies like Newcastle Jen.

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...and two things you did after I first reviewed you on the fluffly forum...

THING 1
2 days after I reviewed her she put her name down for a social that I had also put my name down for.  She had never even posted on that forum up till that point and only clocked up a few hours lurking.
That was when I started to suspect she was a bit of a demented Pro$$ie.


THING 2
A few weeks after the review she sent me this PM

Yo yo hope you're well xx

Even though I had never interacted with her in anyway and she was still only lurking on the forum, I did not reply to it.
That was when I knew she was a bit of a demented Pro$$ie.


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