Nela London/BLONDE BOMBSHELL - Stratford. Bait&switch

[Anthonyb783]

I phoned up to see Nela London whose profile is:
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Instead I was greeted by FERNANDA LOVE (supposedly Nela's duo partner) whose profile is:
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The review will henceforth be about Fernanda.

Communication - was prompt, talked to their agent rather than the wgs themselves. She answered calls, and replied to texts, note I mentioned many times in my texts that I wanted to see Nela.
Location - decent flat, near Stratford.
Looks - Fernanda was short, had a moderately large ass but not wide enough to be amazing, big fake tits, was slim and had a moderately attractive face. She matches her pictures.
Price - £130 (110+20 for kissing)

Punt - When I arrived I immediately recognised her as Fernanda and not Nela, since I had seen their duo pictures. I asked where Nela was as I had booked with Nela, after trying to bullshit me for a while that she was Nela she admitted that she was Fernanda and that Nela is gone for good and seductively asked why don't I see her instead. Big mistake, I should have walked as soon as I realised it was bait and switch.
     I walked in and kissed her and touched her and got her the £110 she wanted. This is when things started to get sour, when I leaned to kiss again after giving the money, she said no kissing. I asked is it extra? She said yes £50 extra. I had seen her profile so I got angry but calmly said I have seen your profile you said it is £20. She eventually agreed to kiss for £20 but said she will kiss but not give any oral. Kissing involved me trying to kiss her for 2-3 seconds before she moved her head away and kept saying 'baby calm down.' No oral. I then got the condom on and fucked her missionary, it was a bit mechanical and she pulled my hand away or said no anytime I did anything outside of standard 'in and out.' I signalled her to move to doggy style, but she saw that I had maybe 2 drops of pre-cum in the condom and she said only 1 time cum, no more sex. I became extremely angry at this point, I was nowhere near actually cumming. I called her out on being a scammer and left promptly.

Lesson learned for me, avoid bait and switches, it's dodgy right from the start. I also avoid Romanians and Brazillians due to a history of bad service but Nela's pictures looked a little too good for me to resist.

Overall I rate the punt 0/10

[Shadow314]

Thanks for the review OP and taking the hit on this.  I'd been considering Nela, but definitely off the HL now.