TV Byanka and TV Patricia - Threesome - Chelsea

[TheMagnet]

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Fuck me, no wonder I fell for this bullshit they’ve got 6 ads on BirchPlace, not spamming much then? 

Let me tell you a secret…threesomes are overrated! As men we do the simple arithmetic with our dicks. 

Question:what’s better than having sexy time with one woman? With two of course! 

The trouble is that maths doesn’t add up because you need two that work well together which is not easy.  It’s very rare to find two girls that can actually get stuck in and show you a good time and work well together.

In the search of the threesome porno nirvana I found their spamming adverts and messaged Byanka enquiring about a meet.

First she asked for £500 for an hour for both of them which included them both interacting with each other fucking bareback, chems (which I declined) and I could fuck them with a condom.  I sent her a screenshot of the BirthPlace ad showing £400 for the hour to which she agreed but with no chems.  I took the £400 option, I haven’t punted much lately so thought fuck it…she also agreed to kissing.

Arrived on the King’s Road and they kept me waiting for 20 minutes which is usually taking the piss but gave them time because there’s two of them getting ready.

I’m at the door and she messages me that a customer is on the way out and will let me in, the guy coming out looked like a crackhead! 

Byanka greets me at the door, into the bedroom and no sign of Patricia, had to confirm she was joining before handing over the cash.

Showered and then back in the room and they’re both in there.

This is where shit started going pear shaped, Byanka would only suck OW.  Discussion back forth for a while with me asking for my money back because I don’t like OW, it’s just a man’s right to have his cock sucked bare! 

She refused stating you can catch Syphilis from OWO! 

I’ve heard some excuses in my time to not giving OWO but that’s a new one.  She then followed up with she had dental work done.  I’ve heard this one before but it’s a terrible excuse for a hooker who sucks dick all day! 

Agreed to go ahead with the OW (didn’t go there to have an argument!) and she sucks me with that wretched condom.  Patricia rubs my chest and kisses my neck.  I go in for the kiss and she ain’t having it so this is getting worse especially as it was confirmed by message before that they kissed.

All this was so off putting so ended up coming in the bag.  Byanka can actually suck well but that isn’t much conciliation.

Patricia then disappears leading me to ask her for to come back for round two.   More sucking with that latex thing from Patricia this time and lubed up wanking followed but I couldn’t cum again, I wonder why?

That was me done for the night and off I went wondering how I got myself into this shit…If I every try a threesome again it’ll be in Thailand where i know it won’t cost me an arm and a leg…

These two Syphilis fearing amateurs should really do themselves a favour and retire! 

As for me I’m never stooping to letting my dick organise a threesome punt with two TVs ever again!

Would I go back?

FUCK NO! 

[rioblack90]

Sorry this sounds like it was on you bro

[MMab69]

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Wow ! I feel your pain on this meet. As far as threesomes go - yea they are overrated especially for men . I can tell you my first threesome ever was me and a friend with a girl (cis) - she loved it as both of us fucked her together and separately - what was in it for me ? Nothing other than me  ticking off a box that I’d had a threesome. The only threesome I’ve had with t girls involved 2 Brazilian T girls and neither interacted with each other . I was the one left doing all the work as I fucked both of them. None of these meets were on a professional basis so at least I didn’t spend a fortune to meet them but it left me with the view that threesomes were not my cup of tea . I’m yet to read a positive review on here from someone who has had a 3 some with T girls .  Occasionally I’ve thought ( your not the only one who likes a good thing The Magnet ) perhaps me a ts and a girl would be lovely ?
… that I’d try but only if it was not an escort meet and I was convinced it wasn’t going to be me only doing the heavy lifting. Until then I’ll stick to watching it play out on porn.

[JontyR]

Byanka would only suck OW.  Discussion back forth for a while with me asking for my money back because I don’t like OW, it’s just a man’s right to have his cock sucked bare! 

She refused stating you can catch Syphilis from OWO! 

I’ve heard some excuses in my time to not giving OWO but that’s a new one. 

Well it is her perogative. And she is, I presume, going to be much more exposed to the risk than you are.

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And rule number one of TS bookings...confirm what you want - and how many times you want it - before you get there.

Thanks for the review though.

[JontyR]

An excerpt from that fact sheet says:

"The first symptom is a painless, round, and red sore that can appear anywhere you’ve had sex."

So, if there is anyone in Ipswich that notes such a sore... can they let me know please?

[TheMagnet]

Well it is her perogative. And she is, I presume, going to be much more exposed to the risk than you are.

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And rule number one of TS bookings...confirm what you want - and how many times you want it - before you get there.

Thanks for the review though.

I see what you're saying it is her perogative but from experience hookers will use any excuse to avoid doing something and will go back on previously agreed services mid punt just because it suits them.

Kissing was agreed prior but turns out only between them.  When i pointed this out to them they kissed for 3 seconds and that was it, no more interaction between them despite them agreeing to fuck each other.

Just full of excuses and poor service. 

At least this experience can warn others not to go anywhere near these con artists!

[MMab69]

And rule number one of TS bookings...confirm what you want - and how many times you want it - before you get there.

Thanks for the review though.

This is a nice rule in theory but it’s almost impossible to enforce -  almost like the United Nations trying to stop Russia, America or China when they invade countries. This review blog is full of punters who have asked TS for things via text message only to arrive and then find out that once they’ve parted with their money these are not on offer . What you gonna do then  ? Other then make the best of a bad situation and then give a review here which warns people of the poor service.
Fwiw my best punts have been when I actually went with the flow and didn’t have a checklist of what I could or couldn’t get . That said I’m aware that at the same time I could end up with someone who provides a rubbish service . Thems the breaks .

[TheMagnet]

During the punt I suggested that they should have an automated message on WhatsApp listing their services and mentioning that they only do OW.  This would help punters avoid the trap of meeting someone who doesn’t provide the services they’re looking for.  Or better still they should just give up escorting because they’re clearly not very good at it! 

I think it should be obvious from my review that these two Syphilis fearing SPs are full of shit…

[JontyR]

This is a nice rule in theory but it’s almost impossible to enforce -  almost like the United Nations trying to stop Russia, America or China when they invade countries. This review blog is full of punters who have asked TS for things via text message only to arrive and then find out that once they’ve parted with their money these are not on offer . What you gonna do then  ? Other then make the best of a bad situation and then give a review here which warns people of the poor service.
Fwiw my best punts have been when I actually went with the flow and didn’t have a checklist of what I could or couldn’t get . That said I’m aware that at the same time I could end up with someone who provides a rubbish service . Thems the breaks .

I agree with you to a certain extent. I prefer also to go with the flow. But with TS bookings I enquire as to what are the ground rules in advance. Mainly this is number of pops, and whether top / bottom / both / either but not both.

To end up having this discussion in the room sort of sets the tone for a shitty meet unless she is aligned with your way of thinking. If you've agreed on the phone then you can "go with the flow" once you are there.

If you confirm and they don't deliver then yeah, thems the breaks. Neg review, chalk it up, move on.

If I don't confirm then the service delivery is down to them. If they don't do what I would have hoped then it is at least in part my fault.

To be fair I can't recall having an issue with someone changing their mind as to what was on offer during the booking if I have confirmed it prior to my arrival. I can remember several when I haven't.

By rights you shouldn't need to confirm because everything would be laid out clearly in the profile or advert. But thats a rarity. 

Your analogy though...