When : Late Jan / Early Feb
External Link/Members OnlyLocation : Paddington
Comms : As you might imagine from the very long & wordy profile she's very keen to text / chat. Verbose. Responsive.
SP : She looks nothing like the photos on her profile (ie the one in the red underwear below)

I'd put her at mid 30's and very plain looking facially. Tall Aussie bird. Pale skin. Seemed to have quite small tits - not natural D's as stated on the profile. No way. I could imagine she might've been a dancer at some point as stated on the profile. I'd go as far as to say it's not her in the photos at all. To give her the benefit of the doubt, the pics could be from a long time ago and photoshopped. You would not give her a second look in the street

One thing that makes me think her photos are BS - the profile still says 'new photos coming soon' and none have been uploaded in 2 months. There obviously aren't going to be any.
The meet : She lets me in her flat and it's really dark so I have to ask for the light to go on to see her properly. Big disappointment looks wise. I notice she's jittery and overly talkative and I'm starting to think of an exit plan. The killer for me is on arrival she disappears in to the other room for a couple of minutes and I can hear lots her sniffing away while trying to continue the small talk. Obviously I couldn't say for definite she's a cokehead but everything pointed to that. From past experience I know if a girl's just done a few lines it will be present her saliva and therefore you can taste it when snogging. Thanks but no thanks.
I made my excuses and left. All over in 5 minutes. My £250 remained in my pocket.
There's some debate on here about her here. My experience definitely resonates with the SideFun81 review!
EasyRider21, why you are white knighting and forwarding her UKP reviews? Roll the dice with your £250 if you're so convinced. YMMV! I doubt it.
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