Author Topic: Crystal Blue Massage - North Shields  (Read 1340 times)

Offline billabong

Apologies I cannot find the link but it was on Viva - it’s eluding me today so may have been taken down…

Looks to be a new establishment and operates on the corner of another well known massage shop in North Shields

£85 - 1hr body to body (hardly)

Fired of a text, I remember the add saying 2 girls working 24 and 25 to respectfully as did the text I got back,

Arrived to find a 40yo (still semi decent) lass guiding me in to the room, first thing that struck me was the tv on the wall which is all the CCTV footage they have going on… outside, inside and it’s clear as day,

Be warned you will be in cctv in this shop,

Massage wasn’t very good, hot stones to start and she kept clanging them together and they make a loud noise next to your head, spent around 25-30 minutes on my back, quick shuttle down to legs, moved towel and did they lean in they do…. “You want extra” …. Body to body “pay me now”…. While standing up  she pushes the sell for the BJ…. No thanks

Left knickers on and had the worst tits I’ve ever seen. Tiny lumps of dead, empty skin, honestly off putting,

Started oiling my cock up… sat between my legs and pulled me off while never taking her eyes of the CCTV and had a gaupy open mouth while doing it like she was lost in thought, hardest finish I’ve had… definitely went somewhere else in my head.

Dressed and left.

Advert is misleading, texts were misleading, body to body in the room misleading, bad massage and on camera to boot,

I’d honestly avoid….. the ONLY saving grace (if it’s not a lie) is the girls rotate…. Go at your peril.


Offline CaptBeef

Near miss for me - I was due to go there tomorrow - think it’s the same place as I got the 24/25 year olds text reply too.
Advert I rang was this ….
External Link/Members Only
« Last Edit: March 23, 2023, 05:38:24 pm by daviemac »

Offline Fragilehand

Reviews of this place has made me stay clear the appointment sounds horrendous

Offline Clito

Near miss for me - I was due to go there tomorrow - think it’s the same place as I got the 24/25 year olds text reply too.
Advert I rang was this ….
External Link/Members Only
This ad is for the older shop around the corner

Offline billabong

Near miss for me - I was due to go there tomorrow - think it’s the same place as I got the 24/25 year olds text reply too.
Advert I rang was this ….
External Link/Members Only

This is the place

Offline billabong

This ad is for the older shop around the corner

No it’s not, this is the crystal blue place

Offline waynekerr600

If anyone is concerned about discretion the crystal blue place is in full view of the 317 bus stop as well. It's really not very discreet at all.

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Offline mackeson

I have NO intention of ever entering a massage establishment that knowingly has CCTV, we live in an increasingly intrusive world to start with :diablo:

Offline Rocketmanbob

I have NO intention of ever entering a massage establishment that knowingly has CCTV, we live in an increasingly intrusive world to start with :diablo:


I’m not sure, and I’m happy to be corrected, but i think you’ll find that most of the massage shops in Newcastle have modern CCTV systems

Offline danny.odanny1972

Hi Billabong,

I wish I'd seen your review before I went to this place.  :(

I'd rather have knocked one out to a jazz mag!!

Offline billabong

Hi Billabong,

I wish I'd seen your review before I went to this place.  :(

I'd rather have knocked one out to a jazz mag!!

Assuming you got shit tits with the gaupy look on her face?

Offline danny.odanny1972

I wish!

I think I got her mum!!  :scare:

Offline Fragilehand

Hi Billabong,

I wish I'd seen your review before I went to this place.  :(

I'd rather have knocked one out to a jazz mag!!
Them were the days now all that's under me mattress is unpaid bills:(