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Oh dear, I've done it again. Got duped by a Rom.
I paid £70 for 30 mins. Ended up getting half that time. No quickie meet available (cunning girl).
The girlThe VS pics are her. She has a massive lion tattoo on her right arm. Although in the VS pics she does look Latino or Belgian or whatever ethnicity she's pretending to be, she is actually a Rom. Nothing against Roms in general, have just come to distrust them from a punting perspective. And my cynicism was confirmed after meeting this mardy arse time waster. She's pretty, tbf, but moody and and sarcastic. Rolls her eyes at everything you say and getting a laugh out of her is like pulling teeth.
The location Air BnB down West Parade. If you're gonna visit her, make sure your parallel parking on steep hills is on point. I managed to find a space at the top of the hill, where the street is located. Some bloke was coming out his house having a look, making me on guard. Turned out he was just waiting for his takeaway. I hope it was more satisfying than my punt with one of his neighbours.
The meetI was made to wait for 4 mins outside the door. I could see lights on in the house opposite, but don't think I attracted any attention.
Was shown into a sparsely furnished, but clean, Air BnB house. Straight upstairs to a bland, barely furnished bedroom. No TV or stereo. Just a tiny bed and a couple of fed up bedside cabinets.
Tried my usual small talk and jokes, which garnered a look of disdain. It was her doing me the favour, rather than the other way around, apparently.
Onto the bed for covered oral. She is good at that, at least, and had me hard as a rock in no time. I was "allowed" to fondle her ass and legs, but her upper back was too "sensitive".
This is where things got weird. She made me stand up, and demanded that I fuck her standing, as the bed was "no good". The bed was fine, she just didn't want to have to remake the sheets after. But I like a standing fuck, so joke's on you, dear. When I'd got comfortable, she said "okay, go" as if starting a countdown. Got a good view of her arse and nice black hair. Then was immediately put off by the fake moaning and "Oh my God, your dick is so biiig" (it's average at best). I went to adjust position and she took this as her cue to try and finish me off and end the meet early. As I could not be bothered to play the game any more, I went with it, thinking at least I'd finish with a nice BJ. A false hope, as all I got was a furious. double hand wank.
"Can I cum on your tits?" I ventured?
"You can pretend to" was her reply. My word, I was pining for a Brazilian or an Englishwoman by this point.
Oh dear, let's get this grim punt over with, I thought. At least I was allowed to hold her head (not to make her gag - I'm not into that stuff) and she sucked on my fingers a bit.
Came in the condom and was probably the most unsatisfying "release" I can remember in the past few years.
Conclusion She's fit, and has a banging body, nice tits, and sultry eyes etc. Just spoilt by the patented Rom tricks.
She told me the downstairs doesn't have a couch, so I told her she'd have to lie on the bed instead, finally getting a bit of a laugh. She told me she's there a week with her friend, whom I got a look at while walking past the second room on the way out. She was bent naked over the bed, fixing the sheets, her big tits hanging down, causing a twinge in my loins, wondering if she was any better (I highly doubt it).
Needless to say, I'll be avoiding. I've been for some excellent punts on this same street and I think that lulled me into a false sense of security. A profile of a girl claiming to be "Belgian" should have given the game away from the start but there you go, it's another negative.
