Erotic oriental massage & full service - Carrington, Nottingham

[GoldTop]

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Background: I've used this advert before. It's the mentalist down in Carrington. The ad had changed recently with new photos, wording and prices. Prices since changed again. Fired off a text to be told the mentalist was on holiday and her friend was working there. South Korean apparently, slightly younger, large boobs, slim, 50kg. Off i trot
Comms: Easy enough by text
Price: £50
Duration: 20 minutes
Services agreed: Full service including OWO
Location: Same flat in Carrington. Easy directions with the be quiet, do not ring bell, do not pass go instructions.

Meeting: Knock gently. The fucking mentalist answers. Thought you were on holiday love. Anyway she rushes me into the room to meet her mate. Underwhelmed. Tidy enough body for her age, good rack, all her teeth were even, odd ones were missing. Joking aside, not great teeth but carried on anyway. Stripped and onto bed. She starts the hygiene routine wiping everything. Reaches for a condom.

In short, I lose my rag. Mentalist is not on holiday and now she wants more for OWO. It doesn't matter than the mentalist is there, but why lie? I'm off the bed and got me socks on in a jiffy. Mentalist runs in. I have the distinct advantage of knowing she doesn't want a scene due to the neighbours. Get my £50 back. Check its the same serial numbers and I leg it. I am done with this place.

[ZeroCount]

Get my £50 back. Check its the same serial numbers and I leg it. I am done with this place.

Blimey, that's some extreme due diligence, memorising the serial numbers before you hand over the cash! Good work sir, I salute you.

[GoldTop]

Just the first 3 digits I am not Rain Man ! I ain’t getting fake notes back

[braman69]

These sort of reviews are always the most amusing lol. Great teeth joke by the way lol

I kind of like this one for the exact reason that you just never know what’s going to happen, adds the excitement for me and keeps me going back from time to time.

Can’t blame you for walking though, money is better spent elsewhere 👍

[ZeroCount]

Just the first 3 digits I am not Rain Man ! I ain’t getting fake notes back

Lol, I wasn't imagining you'd memorised all ten digits on each, but even 3 digits from 3 notes is pretty impressive.

Besides, it's the principle of the thing I admire, the dedication to not getting scammed, rather than any particular feat of memory.