Joana/Joanna - Dollis Hill

[Harryhood]

Another visit to the tongue monster.

A 30 minute visit for £50.

She positioned me at the end of her bed
 in front of her mirror so I could watch her
in action, she knelt down in front of me and
 started sucking my cock, I pulled her hair
in attempt to deep throat but she couldn't manage
the last inch or so.

She then started on my hole not only licking it with
a fever but I could also feel her tongue inside. A finger
inserted whilst she sucked both balls.

I then put 3 fingers inside her which she enjoyed. Finally
she wanked me to a finish and licked my cum.

I will try to fist her next time

[JAPrufrock61]

What other services are on offer - is there an AW link?

[GingerNuts]

What other services are on offer - is there an AW link?

She doesn't have an advert or AW profile.

[tantraman]

She doesn't have an advert or AW profile.

... although I believe she still responds to WhatsApp messages to the mobile in her former Gumtree advert that I had fortunately screenshotted here

[pumps]

I visited this one a while back for the rimming.


I donno how you guys manage to do anything else with her though... she/he looks rough.

[RAJEC]

Another ukp arsehole successfully cleaned out! 

[Harryhood]

Another session with the Tongue Monster.
This time she started dancing to ABBA and the positioned me on the bed in front of her mirror.

I managed to get my cock down her throat by pulling her hair onto me.

She gave my hole a serious rimming for about 15mins, she also stuck 3 fingers in my ass whilst sucking me off.

The finale was to face fuck her hard until I came in her mouth which she then gargled.

It's a good blow out so to speak once a month for £70

[SuperSz7]

Trying to find her contact details or gumtree link? coming up blank?

[Nz]

Trying to find her contact details or gumtree link? coming up blank?

Gumtree profile is off right now so you won't find her. Check her reviews to find details. I think one might have it.

[daviemac]

Another session with the Tongue Monster.

I've merged this with your last review, repeated reviews of the same SP by the same punter adds no value to the site, especially as they hardly contain enough information to qualify as a review.

[Stealthmode]

I visited this one a while back for the rimming.


I donno how you guys manage to do anything else with her though... she/he looks rough.

he??

[Markus]

Another session with the Tongue Monster.
This time she started dancing to ABBA and the positioned me on the bed in front of her mirror.

I managed to get my cock down her throat by pulling her hair onto me.

She gave my hole a serious rimming for about 15mins, she also stuck 3 fingers in my ass whilst sucking me off.

The finale was to face fuck her hard until I came in her mouth which she then gargled.

It's a good blow out so to speak once a month for £70

Great review.  Did she swallow?

I’ve seen her a few times but found meets to be hit and miss.  Might need to revisit this one.

[pumps]

he??

It's sketchy, plus side is you spent most of the session with your face in the pillow.

[bigden40]

It's sketchy, plus side is you spent most of the session with your face in the pillow.

It’s not sketchy at all.  Until your comment a couple of posts up there has been no hint of doubt that Joana is a woman, she’s been well reviewed over a long period of time.

She’s certainly not a looker, not least because she’s in her 60s, but she’s definitely a woman.

[pumps]

It’s not sketchy at all.  Until your comment a couple of posts up there has been no hint of doubt that Joana is a woman, she’s been well reviewed over a long period of time.

She’s certainly not a looker, not least because she’s in her 60s, but she’s definitely a woman.

Don't get to invested chap. What ever I say... she'll still be your fav rimmer and nothing will change that.

Nobody can use the word definitely either way on this one im afraid.

[webpunter]

Joana/Joanna maybe John
How about calling her Jimmy ?
Where's me coat ....

[Harryhood]

I tried to book the tongue yesterday but she too busy.

She said I only ever want oral sex and rimming 

and advised she now will now only offer 10 minutes of these delights
at  the end of a sensual massage to her clients.

[Fuzzyduck]

I tried to book the tongue yesterday but she too busy.

She said I only ever want oral sex and rimming 

and advised she now will now only offer 10 minutes of these delights
at  the end of a sensual massage to her clients.

And she'll bareback you too, if you want. What's not to like?
Yuk

[MLawro93]

And she'll bareback you too, if you want. What's not to like?
Yuk

Eh? Is that true? Enjoy a good rimming sometimes, but might swerve this one entirely

[Fuzzyduck]

Eh? Is that true? Enjoy a good rimming sometimes, but might swerve this one entirely

This thread should be enough to help you decide whether she is for you, or not. If you search, you'll find others
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=373136

[Markus]

I tried to book the tongue yesterday but she too busy.

She said I only ever want oral sex and rimming 

and advised she now will now only offer 10 minutes of these delights
at  the end of a sensual massage to her clients.

Guessing she’s figured out why guys are lining up around the block to meet her and it probably isn’t for the way she dances to ABBA.

[Harryhood]

Saw Joana last week, I was her first client after ten days in Italy.

She was really up for it, she was wearing a type of net outfit with red underwear.

I came out of her bathroom and she was on her knees and started to suck me off, it's time for massage now baby she said
Usual massage, fingering her as she was close to me, a little bit of b2b, then the rimming started for about 10 minutes, turned me over, fingers up my ass whilst sucking my balls. We were situated in front of her mirror.

She loves ass play, she then said condo, of course said I. She rode on top of me, I then took her against her wardrobe mirror, then doggy. I'm sure the other tenant's must here the bed rocking..

She said cum baby, so I spanked in her mouth, she gargled and then spat it onto my stomach and licked it up and swallowed it all.

She is one dirty bird,I can still feel her tongue all the way up my ass.

£70 for an hour, she said was 55 years old

[GingerNuts]

Do you have a link?

[JST]

Why is this a massage review, apart from her having said "massage time baby"?

[Harryhood]

She advertise's as a masseuse......she sends a text detailing her services massage with oral finish, no sex !!!!!

[Stevelondon]

Thanks to Tantraman for the link

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=316456.0

[Fuzzyduck]

Well known barebacker. I'm sure OP doesn't partake
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=373136][url]https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=373136[/url]

[daviemac]

Saw Joana last week, I was her first client after ten days in Italy.

You have been told before about repeated reviews of the same SP, what's this one number 4 or 5 this year?

We'll see if a couple of weeks break dissuades you from touting her.

[webpunter]

You have been told before about repeated reviews of the same SP, what's this one number 4 or 5 this year?

We'll see if a couple of weeks break dissuades you from touting her.

Great the way you phrase it
An ever so polite 'off you fuck' 
Quality