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Author Topic: Genuine reason for cancelling a punt  (Read 1591 times)

Offline yorkshire123

Set up a meeting with one of my regulars yesterday morning for this afternoon & was really looking forward to it.
Last night i felt the tell tale tingle on my lip of an impending cold sore  :scare:
Treated it straight away & it was hardly visible this morning but i did the right thing & cancelled.

I had given myself the day off, funds available, guaranteed good punt & i ended up doing my books at home, fucking sods law.
The only saving grace is that it has allowed me to keep up to date with the recent unfolding events during UKP's "alarming August".

The question is, what genuine reasons have you had for cancelling a punt?
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Offline cunnyhunt

I was in a different country, for a punt booked 48 hours in advance.

She was pissed even though I had given as much notice as I could as her phone was switched off. :rolleyes:

Offline socks

I nicked my ball bag shaving the morning of a punt so sent a sorry cancellation text. As I sent it I received one from her cancelling because she was ill.

Offline musicman007

did the same,nicked ballbag....rang and cancelled,the pro$$ie agreed and replied she wouldnt have seen me if i turned up with a cut on my scrotum :scare:  :music:

Offline petitealice

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I cancelled recently as I was in hospital with a stomach ulcer.  Not much I could do but I was pretty annoyed I had to cancel as I'm pretty sure the clients thought it was bull shit and never re booked.  If a client cancels then they want to rebook it's obviously for a genuine reason. If they don't rebook I assume they found another girl more available at the time or cheaper or closer. Or with bigger jugs. It's fair does really. If I found a hairdresser cheaper or a builder cheaper or better after booking I would probably do the same thing
 

Offline nova painted floozie

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did the same,nicked ballbag....rang and cancelled,the pro$$ie agreed and replied she wouldnt have seen me if i turned up with a cut on my scrotum :scare:  :music:

I once had a punter arrive to pick me up for an outcall and THEN tell me he had made an horrendous mess cutting himself shaving. He was very worried I wouldn't believe him and then proceeded to try and show me in the car park of Debenhams.
"No, that's fine, I believe y - ok you can put that away now please!"
 :scare:

Offline Johny Stone

My missus came back home from visiting friends just when I was about to leave for a punt. A very close one for me.

Luckily I had time to take my coat and shoes  off  before she got in  :dance:

Offline Happylad

My most recent regular actually put a note on her AW Profile asking that any Client who developed symptoms of any sort of ailment (particuarly infectious ones) or which involved bleeding, before a punt should `phone and let her know immediately so that she could cancel and re-arrange. A very sensible attitude, and one which every wg should adopt, since she thereby kept both her health and the punter`s goodwill, and he knew he could have another try with her.

Had a few

Bloke ran into my car evening before
meeting cancelled to a stay over
Fell and done my back in
And had food poisoning and was in hospital "/


Offline a10

I've cut myself shaving a few times, a hazard of wanting hairless nuts for a WG to suck  :rolleyes:

I work on call a lot, and often book a WG on the understanding I'm not getting called in that day, only to be called in on my way to the pro$$ie / too close to the meeting time to make it  :dash:

And traffic, always fucking traffic, especially on the way to see WGs on the outskirts of London

Offline SirFrank

Mine are usually work related though have cut my dick or balls giving myself the Peter North porn star look. I had a punt cancelled today by the girl. Touring girl in Cardiff.  It's a long story but it was like talking to my wife's deaf grandmother. See you at 2 for 1 hour. Great see you at 9. No 2. Oh right. See you at 1. No fucking hell mun. 2pm! Ah yeah right. How long for? God give me fucking strength. ONE FUCKING HOUR. yeah right. Confirmed booking via AW then get a text. Can we make it later etc etc. At this point I wanted to send her a parcel full of dog shit carefully arranged to read FUCK OFF YOU DISORGANISED TIMEWASTING CUNT
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Offline akauya

Yep, another victim of the cut scrotum here - looks like the prospect of having our cocks sucked turns us into clumsy shavers :)


OH not away. Instant cancel for me.

tcm

Offline JV547845

Or with bigger jugs. It's fair does really. If I found a hairdresser cheaper or a builder cheaper or better after booking I would probably do the same thing

I definitely go more often to female hair dressers the bigger their jugs are.

Offline JV547845

How do you married chaps explain the shaved crown jewels let alone the cut scrotum to your wives or is she really really unlikely to notice?

Offline Loki

I've cancelled for a cold sore too... hate those buggers and wouldn't want to pass them on.

also cancelled for being called back into work... usually about 3 minutes after confirming the punt...

Sod's law I guess..

Just told my mrs it feels less 'sweaty' ;)

And she fell for it

I once cancelled because my uncle had died, and just wasn't in the right mood anymore

Have had a few cold sores, found a new way to treat the cold sores, before it breaks out, when you feel the tingling rub some vapour rub on it, and I find this kills it altogether


Offline yorkshire123

I once cancelled because my uncle had died, and just wasn't in the right mood anymore

Have had a few cold sores, found a new way to treat the cold sores, before it breaks out, when you feel the tingling rub some vapour rub on it, and I find this kills it altogether

Never heard of that before, just googled it & it seems like quite a common remedy. thanks for that i will give it a go next time  :thumbsup:
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Offline nigel4498

did the same,nicked ballbag....rang and cancelled,the pro$$ie agreed and replied she wouldnt have seen me if i turned up with a cut on my scrotum :scare:  :music:
Did exactly the same, couldn't believe the amount of blood from a little nick. Rang the girl and she agreed, said she has had guys cancel after nicking their face shaving. Play safe always the best policy.

Offline Dani

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I am sure there are many genuine reasons for cancelling
Real life has a habit of getting in the way of the best of plans
I am sure you are more annoyed about it than the girl you are cancelling as its your fun ruined
It's the same for some of us too we have to cancel due to real life getting in the way
I've cancelled for two car crashes now both write offs,illness a few times as well as being in hospital
If you give notice as soon as you know then you have done all that you can

Offline Sparquin

I have cancelled when feeling I had a cold coming on. Just not fair to infect someone whose income depends on being healthy.

If I felt a WG was not well I would walk but has not happened yet.

Online Lilywhite

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Cancelled a full weekend due to a mouth ulcer. Was so paranoid that it may have been something else that I went to the doctors on the Monday.

"Why have you come here with a mouth ulcer? Just use Bonjella." Was the reply.

Better safe than sorry.

Offline Daffodil

There are many genuine reasons why I may need to cancel a punt.

What I can say is that prossies have cancelled on me far more often than I have cancelled on them  :rolleyes:

Offline biker-boy

I've lost out on a few sessions due to cold-sores, ulcers, etc., in the past (not nicked scrotum though as surely any proximity with a razor blade promotes the greatest of care and respect) but with a well advanced and extra eagerly awaited booking I've become a dedicated Bonjella, Zovirax & Cordosyl addict!

I used to be a Boy Scout.


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