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External Link/Members Only1 hour massage for £40. This was a special offer advertised on Viva or Gumtree, can't remember which. No trouble getting it honoured when I mentioned it. List price for an hour is £45.
This was my first time visiting a Thai shop, I've generally had massages from independents like Nut and Anna. I was a bit nervous about actually going into the shop (would anyone see me go in, would there be other customers there?) but it was fine and I was the only customer. I hadn't booked anyone in particular as I thought that might be a bit odd having never been there before so wasn't quite sure what the deal would be when I arrived and there were 3 ladies sitting around chatting at the front of the shop. Would they ask me to choose one? Apparently not. One lady took charge welcoming me and taking my payment.
So by pot luck I ended up with Mali (I didn't know her name at this point) I wasn't disappointed, she's a petite little thing, probably older then you'd think in that can't-really-tell-how-old-she-is Thai way, and with a nicely done fake rack that is not too big for her size but was quite prominent in the vest top she was wearing. Reasonable English, but quite an accent so I struggled to understand her at times. Friendly and a little flirty.
Mali showed me to the room (nice ambiance, dimmed lights, some kind of fragrance diffuser and relaxing music) and left me to get undressed. I wanted to send the right message so i stripped my boxers off and lay down bollock naked, so I was a little bit disappointed when she returned and lay a warm towel over me before asking what kind of massage I'd like. I went for the relaxing option as I don't really like all that bone crunching.
She started by pressing me all over through the towel including climbing on the table with me to get better leverage. When she was done with that she moved on to my feet, then whipped the towel off, moved my legs a bit wider apart and started with the warm oil on my leg. When the very first stroke went right from my ankle into my groin and brushed against my balls, I knew it was going to be good, so I gave her a murmur of appreciation to encourage her. The massage continued (harder than expected at times, but I managed not to scream like a girl
) with plenty of massaging of my crack and inner thighs and more than a few "accidental" touches of the wedding tackle. She knew exactly what she was doing.
Probably about halfway through she had me turn over and started on the front of my legs. By the time she reached my inner thighs, my semi had evolved into a raging hard-on and she leaned over and asked quietly in my ear "what do you want to do today?". After a bit of coy discussion about what she might be suggesting, we reached an agreement on naked B2B (asked for £80, small discount negotiated)
She wanted paying upfront so a brief awkward interlude while my erection and I hopped off the table and fumbled about in the dark for the extra cash while Mali locked us in. Back on the table and she strips off, lovely petite body with that enhanced rack and typical Thai protruding nipples. I think she was shaved, difficult to tell in the low light. Mali climbs on top of me with a bottle of oil in her hand, and starts to oil herself up. Being the gentleman I am, I offered to help rub it in and she has no objection to me copping a good feel of those lovely boobs. She starts by kissing and licking my nipples, and it gets better from there, oily boobs all over me, me sucking her nipples, my hands all over her, slow hand job, a couple of unexpected kisses on the lips ... eventually the inevitable conclusion and she gently cleaned me up before sorting herself out and getting dressed.
There was a bit of time left so Mali gave me a head massage to finish off then offered me a shower which I took. Previous reviewers of this place are right, the shower/toilet is pretty run down. I'll shower at home next time. And yes there will be a next time
