Author Topic: Tessa Thai @ Paddington - the typical "neutral" review  (Read 2427 times)


14 review(s) for Tessa Thai (10 positive, 4 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by GingerNuts]

Offline magnetico




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only the second review for this girl, but she's been there since Nov 2022



***** Comms *****
a mess :
She cancelled me a few hours before my initial booking, told me she would give me a discount which she seems to have forgotten about during the second booking.

On the second booking I gave her a reminder an hour before the booking, and she delayed it by another extra hour.
I also got told an hour before the booking that she moved from Marble Arch (she used to be Kate's flatmate) to Paddington !
Her profile still says Marble Arch

***** Location/Venue *****
10 minutes walk from Paddington or Lancaster gate
Discreet entrance to a small period building converted to flats, no concierge.

***** The WG *****
- 30-40yo Thai
- OK face 5/10 - disappointed compared to her pictures
- very small natural boobs
- flat stomach
- shaved pussy
- smooth skin
- quite tall
- speaks fairly good english

***** Price *****
£150 for 1h

***** Services *****
provided : OWO, FK, protected sex, anal, CIM
not requested : fingering, Rim
not provided : proper DFK

***** The Punt *****
- Paid fee
- 5 min shower - alone

- Sex/anal with CIM
- she spit in the bathroom
- she asked me if I want to shower (35min since I am in the flat), so I said no and asked her to suck me again

- Sex/anal with CIM
- she spit in the bathroom
- she asked me if I want to shower (45min since I am in the flat), so I said no and asked her to give me a massage

- 5 min massage - absolutely horrendous
- 5 min shower - alone

***** Positive *****
Took anal very well, balls deep
Sofa perfect for sex, large room.
No cum-dodging during CIM : during the first CIM I thought I come too early but she still caught my CIM in a few seconds.
I didn't see/hear other prossies / Sergei / punters in the flat, but there's several rooms so she must have some flatmates.
No penetration restriction
No checks of her mobile phone during the punt
Up for dominating position, like her laying on her back, her head on the side of the bed, sucking me while I'm standing on the floor

***** Neutral *****
her face is disappointing, her pictures are heavily photoshopped
Weak OWO, she's just sucking the tip very a very strong mouth grip in a repeated way.
Cannot deep throat.
Not much attention to balls, even after my requests
Used the right amount of lube, not stupid usage of sprays/wipes
Not much eye contact during sex
She didn't wear the outfit I asked for

***** Negative *****
Just awful massage skills, she was maybe trying to get rid of me
Various attempts to waste time, see "The Punt" above
Messy communication before the punt

Also two strange things regarding condoms :

- I wanted to go from anal to her pussy, so I asked to swap condoms, and she was surprised that I'd be asking this.
She still provided a new condom. There's a very high risk of pussy infection if you're not swapping condom when doing anal->pussy, so it's odd. Maybe I misunderstood what she meant.

- At one time I've removed my condom to take a short break and drink some water.
When I was ready to go back in, it seems that she didn't mind for me to go bareback.
Also, I may I misunderstood what she meant. I've still asked for a condom again and she provided one.




« Last Edit: March 02, 2023, 12:17:51 am by magnetico »

Offline flamingice

Thanks for the review. I’ve had her on my list a while but this seems very disappointing.

Massively photoshopped face (in her pics she looks great) + no DFK + the lack of attention to where a condom might have been sounds like this might be a dodge for me  :dash:
« Last Edit: March 02, 2023, 07:41:46 am by flamingice »

Offline Veinspulser

Similar experience for me as well, cancelled, then quite toothy and dry OWO, once of the worst had, bloody hell. Take deep anal but not fit for pounding. Otherwise both holes tight. Played by my dick only with clit. A bit clock washer. Gonna make a review soon...