What strange background noises have you heard whilst on the phone to a SP?

[Metalgear2018]

Whilst making punting phone calls.  I have heard:

Dishes being down in the kitchen

A SP doing shopping

And traffic noise

[Dipper]

 

[marc_hotsteppa]

FFS OP are you secretly Bikerman? 

[tynetunnel]

Just another pointless thread started by the OP. He has a habit of doing this, must lie awake for hours desperately racking his brains as to what could be the next one 

[Thephoenix]

FFS OP are you secretly Bikerman? 

How can somebody racing round on his Honda 90, trying to bareback everyone in the Northwest become a legend?

[RandomGuy99]

I once heard someone open a bag of crisps in the background. 

And this other time there was another girl talking in the background.

[Stevelondon]

The SP's lesbian lover saying in the background,
"Is that idiot Steve still trying to get a booking"

I'll get me coat

[mr.bluesky]

I once heard a kettle boiling in the background and on another occasion a dog barking in the background 

[Stevelondon]

I once heard a kettle boiling in the background and on another occasion a dog barking in the background 

I’ll have you know that was a steaming session with the SP’s mate and I’ve always made those noises. 

[mr.bluesky]

I’ll have you know that was a steaming session with the SP’s mate and I’ve always made those noises. 

What, you bark like a dog when pounding her from behind "doggy style " 

[Stevelondon]

What, you bark like a dog when pounding her from behind "doggy style " 

More your howling Wolf.

Actually a whimpering silver fox in reality. 

[Bonker]

Ka-ching
Scrub scrub
Next please

[sparkus]

FFS OP are you secretly Bikerman?