JessicaRabbit. - Guildford

[Bonker]

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As a previous reviewer has said, she is with the agency Exclusive Girlfriends. Contacted via text, replies were prompt but strangely effusive & complimentery. "Can't wait to see you, you sound gorgeous...".

Nice discreet apartment in Guildford centre with easy parking nearby.

Genuine pictures and description.
Pretty face, good figure, fake tits but well done. Credible performance, made a real effort to be nice. Deep throat, tiny bit toothy but still very good. Pussy 7/10 on the constrictor scale. 2 fingers were snug.

All good so far, but...
She was 5 minutes late and didn't allow for it. Rushed me at the end. Going by timings and texts, conveyor belt service. Her breath smelled of cock, hadn't cleaned up properly.

The service was too professional, verging on the mechanical.

This review is in the range between negative and positive. Plumped for neutral. I may go again, different day different experience mayhap.

I had a latte and a crunchy bar afterwards. The coffee did the usual hide behind the door, overpriced but my mouth made the decision and I stayed.

[Magic500]

  mouth smelling of cock would be an instant walk off from me.
Off the HL she drops

[bokkie]

Damn. I messaged her yesterday regarding availability and all sounded positive.
Cock breath is a non starter.
Thanks OP

[webpunter]

Her breath smelled of cock

Sorry 

[Bonker]

Damn. I messaged her yesterday regarding availability and all sounded positive.
Cock breath is a non starter.
Thanks OP

She's got other positive feedback so don't let me sway you

[contentguy]

Sorry 

 

[Fuzzyduck]

...
conveyor belt service. Her breath smelled of cock, hadn't cleaned up properly.
...

Fucks sake.
You expect better if you're shelling out £200/hr. Greed trumps hygiene. Or maybe they think guys are looking for the "fucked by 3 sweaty punters, and haven't gargled nor wiped down there" experience. I mean, who doesn't like the taste of another blokes spunk? I particularly enjoy tasting condoms when I go down on a SP.

[Stevelondon]

Fucks sake.
You expect better if you're shelling out £200/hr. Greed trumps hygiene. Or maybe they think guys are looking for the "fucked by 3 sweaty punters, and haven't gargled nor wiped down there" experience. I mean, who doesn't like the taste of another blokes spunk? I particularly enjoy tasting condoms when I go down on a SP.

Mmmmmmm…… especially those strawberry flavoured ones. 

[bokkie]

It's the reason that I prefer early meets. Get it while it's fresh. 😂

[Stevelondon]

It's the reason that I prefer early meets. Get it while it's fresh. 😂

Do you know bokkie. I bet there are an awful lot of us out there who do think along those lines.
I know when I book a certain SP I’ve seen a number of times. I always try to message a day or two before and get in the first slot (pun intended) of the morning.
Thankfully usually works.

Daft thing is. This lass is scrupulously hygienic anyway. 

[timsussex]

Do you know bokkie. I bet there are an awful lot of us out there who do think along those lines.
I know when I book a certain SP I’ve seen a number of times. I always try to message a day or two before and get in the first slot (pun intended) of the morning.
Thankfully usually works.

Daft thing is. This lass is scrupulously hygienic anyway. 

Yes me too

I suppose that some will be turned on by the thought that a girl has had several previous clients but i always want to be first and believe I'm her only fuck of the day - pure fantasy of course but isnt it all about fantasy

[webpunter]

Mango man [rest in UKP peace ...... err nope a complete cunt] used to bang on about this
The SP having taken a morning load from her BF / pimp
Lubed up ready for action

[Magic500]

I've had quite a few "first" punts where I realised that the lady had worked the previous night and had not washed but gone straight to bed.
Then there are others who have had a morning wake up shag from their partners.
So I guess you can never know for sure if they are 100% clean so you're not really the first.

[bokkie]

Yeah it's more a mental thing. If I'm seeing a wg at 6 p.m., I can't help but wonder how many she's had that day.
My preference is a pre lunch punt for sure.

[MrMatrix]

So here am I looking for next weeks punt and Jessica is on my HL and then I read "Her breath smelled of cock, hadn't cleaned up properly".
This is bad news. No self respecting WG would allow this to happen. I too would have said something as its happened to me before. Its horrible.
Yet she remains on my HL.... not sure why now. We will see

[Stevelondon]

I didn’t really pick up on any poor hygiene when I saw her as I mentioned in another thread. But obviously if I had. Then I would be telling you lot about it.
Bit off putting to be honest.
Maybe it was because my booking was fairly early in the day….. who knows.
Me being me. If I found the SP to have body odour I’d be mentioning it and asking if maybe the shower could be put to use.

Saying that. I’ve visited a SP many moons ago who after taking her fee. Said,
“I’m just jumping in the shower babes”

As I recall it was a quick 5 minutes off the hours booking and as things worked out…….. didn’t matter.

But you can imagine if she had taken 15 minutes to clean herself up 

[Fuzzyduck]

I didn’t really pick up on any poor hygiene when I saw her as I mentioned in another thread. But obviously if I had. Then I would be telling you lot about it.
Bit off putting to be honest.
Maybe it was because my booking was fairly early in the day….. who knows.
Me being me. If I found the SP to have body odour I’d be mentioning it and asking if maybe the shower could be put to use.

Saying that. I’ve visited a SP many moons ago who after taking her fee. Said,
“I’m just jumping in the shower babes”

As I recall it was a quick 5 minutes off the hours booking and as things worked out…….. didn’t matter.

But you can imagine if she had taken 15 minutes to clean herself up 

I get a little peeved when massage SPs take some out of your time to have a shower themselves. The trade off is you are more confident that her hygiene is good.

[Bonker]

It might have been a one-off slip in standards with me. Another day, another experience.

[Stevelondon]

It might have been a one-off slip in standards with me. Another day, another experience.

It’s possible Bonker but as is always being said. It’s nice to know these things in reviews.
Good man.

[Bonker]

Yes indeed.
I put more weight on the fact she was trying to hide that she's in an agency, and the conveyor belt bookings.

[Bateman69]

Was on HL, but bad personal hygiene is a deal breaker for me. A pity - am often in Guildford for work and she looks on her profile.

[Assessor]

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I had a latte and a crunchy bar afterwards. The coffee did the usual hide behind the door, overpriced but my mouth made the decision and I stayed.

Can’t find the emoji for crying with laughter, but thank you for such an entertaining start to my morning reading!

[Lance81]

I saw her a while ago. I will review. But one enduring memory is taking her in doggy and the smell of shit.
When I went for a shower after, there were streaks in the toilet.

[Clemente45]

I saw her a while ago. I will review. But one enduring memory is taking her in doggy and the smell of shit.
When I went for a shower after, there were streaks in the toilet.

 

That’s her just dropped off everyone’s HL…

[JonasG]

Her poor hygiene seems a consistent thing with her.

This review, the comment above, an old review from her previous profile too.

Defo. off the HL!

[Bonker]

You're welcome Assessor and thank you for the compliment.

[Bonker]

That's revolting Lance.
I now count myself lucky.

[MrMatrix]

I saw her a while ago. I will review. But one enduring memory is taking her in doggy and the smell of shit.
When I went for a shower after, there were streaks in the toilet.

O no, thats put me off for sure. Nearly booked her 3 weeks ago as well. 
Instead I went to see Cara.... much better.

[Stevelondon]

O no, thats put me off for sure. Nearly booked her 3 weeks ago as well. 
Instead I went to see Cara.... much better.

I’d have to go along with that. 👍🏻