StunnerCurves, Birmingham city centre

[Kerosene]

This is a booking that took a few weeks ago.

Getting the booking - Easily arranged by text. Postcode is on her profile. £115 for an hour incall was the deal.

I get to the location and send the usual I'm ready text in good time. An overly complicated process to get the flat number - why she couldn't have just texted as that's how all comms had been up to that point is a mystery.

Door opens, I'm in and I hand the cash over. She asks if I want a cup of tea, I say just water. Off she goes and there is terrific amount of faffing about in the kitchen. I'm sat there ready to go and keeping on looking at my phone to see just how time is passing. Twenty minutes after the start of the booking and we're finally in the same room.

Round one is oral, RO and penetration. That's about another 20 minutes down, and it was competent. Off she goes, and it's another five minutes messing about in the kitchen.

When she comes back, there is an involved story about some other punter, and a lot of moaning about the landlord of the flat. There had also been a good deal of talk a bout how well she looks after her punters. Round two is obviously not on the cards. Like a good News of the World journalist, I make my excuses and leave, with the following thoughts in my head:

1. When I punt, I'm not doing it exclusively to get my jollies. It's also a holiday from the niggles of everyday life. I'm not shelling out to be vented at.
2. Discussing other punters - in the room, I want the WG to make me think like I'm the only bloke in the world (and, yes, I know she'll be making everyone she sees think the same). Don't be breaking that illusion unless you want to talk about Brechtian alienation technique. And I don't like the idea of the next bloke being told unbidden all about what went on with me.
3. She considers herself a good SP but has no compunction about messing punters about with winding the clock down or keeping other people (figuratively) out of the room.

An hour is my standard booking. I don't know if she's more into the shorter bookings, but I don't really think what I got for my agreed hour matches my expectations.

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[Auron]

Thanx for the info , ive been thinking i should book her but now im thinking otherwise, i get so few chances these days and dont want waste a opportunity, good luck with the next one mate

[inbruges]

A well-deserved negative and completely agree with your thoughts. Unprofessional.

[Joball87]

I really think she operates conveyor belt ops - hence protracted entry processes, sometimes delays at planned start (still in shower etc), slow session starts/tea in that kitchen. Also her rates are relatively low so probs busy. Deserved negative, a shame she can deliver well.

[pbrown355]

Shame. I enjoyed my time with her although it was 30mins and I've not been back. As a plan B/C I'd visit again, but I wonder whether she's just a 30min WG and her MO doesn't suit an hour.
Thanks for the review, sorry it was so bad.

[Milf Hunter]

I had an hour with her back last summer and enjoyed it. I’m one-pop and I went off like a fire hose around the 45 min mark, but no rush to get me out. She was happy to cuddle into me and spend 10 mins chatting and kissing before I jumped in the shower. Didn’t see any of the timewasting tactics described, but a lot can change in 9 months.