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Although we all grew up on the “Bugger Bognor!” story, I’m afraid that it is apocryphal.  According to the Encyclopaedia Britannica, George V's last words, which the king's doctor recorded in his private journal, were: “God damn you!” 

The official version, however, was that he used his last words to inquire after the state of the Empire.  A somewhat broad inquiry, it might be argued.  ("Don't fret, Your Majesty. The Empire's doing fine.")

George V was not banned from this site because he didn’t leave a review.  He was banned for casting lubricious aspersions at David Lloyd George and refusing to withdraw them.

And "Kiss me, Hardy."?

"Ees extra, baybee."

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Although we all grew up on the “Bugger Bognor!” story, I’m afraid that it is apocryphal.  According to the Encyclopaedia Britannica, George V's last words, which the king's doctor recorded in his private journal, were: “God damn you!” 

The official version, however, was that he used his last words to inquire after the state of the Empire.  A somewhat broad inquiry, it might be argued.  ("Don't fret, Your Majesty. The Empire's doing fine.")

George V was not banned from this site because he didn’t leave a review.  He was banned for casting lubricious aspersions at David Lloyd George and refusing to withdraw them.

Do you really believe  the official version would have recorded his last words as Bugger Bognor ?

Did the official version record the large dose of Morphine and Cocaine which actually finished him off so that his death could be reported in the Times rather than the less august evening papers

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Do you really believe  the official version would have recorded his last words as Bugger Bognor ?
Did the official version record the large dose of Morphine and Cocaine which actually finished him off so that his death could be reported in the Times rather than the less august evening papers
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I was aware that George V was in effect "finished off", but that was outside the remit of my post. 

There is, however, not a shred of evidence anywhere that his last words were: "Bugger Bognor!" 

The official version – that he asked how the Empire was – is of course also hogwash. 

Meanwhile, the New York Times article cited amplifies the evidence for the king's last words having indeed almost certainly been: "God damn you!"

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It is, however, possible that George V said "Bugger Bognor!" on another occasion, seven years or so before his death.  Wikipedia has this:

King George V had become ill, requiring lung surgery to be carried out on 12 December 1928. His recovery was slow and on 22 January 1929 Buckingham Palace issued the statement saying "it has been realised by the King's medical advisers that, prior to the establishment of convalescence, there would arrive a time when sea air would be necessary in order to secure the continuation of His Majesty's progress". The Palace statement went on "with the knowledge, a careful search was made for a "residence" not only suitable in itself but possessing the necessary attributes of close proximity to the sea, southern exposure, protection from wind, privacy and reasonable access to and from London." The residence selected was Craigweil House, Bognor (demolished in 1939) placed at His Majesty's disposal by owner Sir Arthur Du Cros who was a wealthy businessman, having acquired the house from Dr Stocker who bought it from the Countess of Newburgh who had constructed the building in 1806. The house, technically, was in Aldwick. As a result, the King was asked to bestow the suffix "Regis" ("of the King") on "Bognor". The petition was presented to Lord Stamfordham, the King's Private Secretary, who in turn delivered it to the King. King George supposedly replied, "Oh, bugger Bognor." Lord Stamfordham then went back to the petitioners and told them, "the King has been graciously pleased to grant your request."

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Surely a buggering vice admiral is a prime example of nominative determinism?

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Surely a buggering vice admiral is a prime example of nominative determinism?

Rum, sodomy, and the lash are of course all components of any self-respecting Vice Admiral's metaphorical locker.