Punting Top Tips

[LL]

Take some wet wipes along. If you need to take a piss or have a shit en route, you can use the wipes to freshen up your bumhole and your bell end.

Yep, just not in that order 

[joe diddley]

Yep, just not in that order 

  I should have added that you might consider taking along more than one wipe.

[Thepacifist]

* Roll with it and adapt.  If you've committed to a punt - i.e. handed the money over then your chance to walk has passed and now you must make the most of it whatever happens.  So it turns out she doesn't offer DFK after all?  Never mind - find something else good about her.  Maybe she has a massive set of jugs that will look really good decorated by a parabola of your man-jizz.  No point being disappointed during the punt.  Make the most of it.

Don't agree with this. Just because you've handed over the money doesn't mean you should accept some prossie bullshit. This is why you should confirm all services you require before handing over the money. So you don't have to demand it back from her when she starts refusing services that were listed on her profile etc.

Always bring the correct amount of money. Prossies don't give change.

[ForrestGump]

Loads of great advice here. 

I haven't read it all so forgive me if this is dupe info...

If I'm headed into the more central parts of London for a punt I prefer to use public transport (train mostly) to get there. And when doing so, wherever possible, I'll use cash to buy tickets so that there's little or no transaction history. Same with parking the car. And before returning home I take the time to dispose of any tickets/stubs/receipts so that they're not mixed in with my own domestic trash.

[Jimmyredcab]

Don't agree with this. Just because you've handed over the money doesn't mean you should accept some prossie bullshit. This is why you should confirm all services you require before handing over the money. So you don't have to demand it back from her when she starts refusing services that were listed on her profile etc.

Always bring the correct amount of money. Prossies don't give change.

A slight word of warning.   

When you hand over the money she will leave the room briefly, it could be to simply stash it away or it could be to hand it over to Sergei, either way you are not really in a position to DEMAND anything ----------- in my experience pro$$ies don't do refunds.

[LL]

Don't agree with this. Just because you've handed over the money doesn't mean you should accept some prossie bullshit. This is why you should confirm all services you require before handing over the money. So you don't have to demand it back from her when she starts refusing services that were listed on her profile etc.

Fine, and I don't agree with your comment either 
Never would I risk demanding back anything from a prossie (although I have asked politely for my money back one time and that did the trick).  I value my cock and don't want it cut off by a burly Eastern-European pimp!

[Jimmyredcab]

Never would I risk demanding back anything from a prossie (although I have asked politely for my money back one time and that did the trick).  I value my cock and don't want it cut off by a burly Eastern-European pimp!

+1

Unless you feel that you are big enough and hard enough to take on Sergei then a polite request may be the better option.

[Thepacifist]

Yea, should've said ask rather then demand. Not what i meant. Just because you ask politely doesn't mean you won't meet Sergei anyway.

[Thepacifist]

Yea, should've said ask rather then demand. Not what i meant. Just because you ask politely doesn't mean you won't meet Sergei anyway.

I see the difference as: Can i have my money back? (asking) or I want my money back. (demanding)

I see no justification of castration for that.

[Jimmyredcab]

I see the difference as: Can i have my money back? (asking) or I want my money back. (demanding)

I see no justification of castration for that.

I wasn't thinking about castration, Sergei would probably be happy to give you a black eye, try explaining that to the missus.   

[LL]

I see the difference as: Can i have my money back? (asking) or I want my money back. (demanding)

I see no justification of castration for that.

Not to be pedantic, but I believe I referenced penectomy as opposed to castration.
 

[denyason]

don't wear a top during a punt even when its cold- or you might get a damp patch near your groin area or a huge splash of cum on your t-shirt as she spat your spunk out of her mouth right onto your top.

[monkeybucket]

There's a WG I really, REALLY want to check out but she's literally 2 miles from me. Too risky?
Maybe the risk is part of the attraction?

Link??

[InstaPunt]

1. Shave cock and balls the day before you punt.

Very true, or use an electric body shaver , the one time I used a razor on the day I noticed the escort, who gave great head the previous time, didnt go deep, I figured she realized it was freshly shaven n might have cuts.

[Convince Me]

Very true, or use an electric body shaver , the one time I used a razor on the day I noticed the escort, who gave great head the previous time, didnt go deep, I figured she realized it was freshly shaven n might have cuts.

I read somewhere a recommendation of 48hrs after shaving you're bollox & not 24hrs.

[LL]

I read somewhere a recommendation of 48hrs after shaving you're bollox & not 24hrs.

48 hours after shaving my nutsack looks like an ageing hedgehog.

[mrhappypants]

+1

Unless you feel that you are big enough and hard enough to take on Sergei then a polite request may be the better option.

I have made this mistake.  Without doubt and by some way the most dangerous thing that as ever happened for me while punting was getting into a row about the amount of a refund.  Once the conflict reached a certain point, where I was actively having to manage my temper, I was putting myself in a very dangerous situation where the police could have been called, my anonymity compromised and I could have been answering charges as an aggressor and perpetrator.  I'll concede the greater experience of the posters above and vow from now on, once the money is handed over, don't fuck about trying to get a refund.   

[The_Don]

1. Shave cock and balls the day before you punt.
Tried that cut me self (due to belly size!)

2. Don't go punting with a wallet full of cash and cards.
Indeed I always take cash and count out the correct amount, If I had to use Plan A/B/C

3. Be wary of pro$$ies who don't talk on the phone - you could be exchanging saucy texts with Sergei.
hate cat an mouse texts

4. Never tell a pro$$ie to raise her prices.
Please low them or I'm off to Plan D, lol I set my price and be done.

5. Don't go for a dump in a pro$$ies toilet - apparently, they don't like this!
Dam W/G make me wait for an 1-2 + hours its pay back if and when punting done

6. Never accept the offer of a massage - it's just a timewasting tactic.
Been offered this from a W/G and then:  I state by trade I'm a professional masseur, my charges are £50 hour, If she can match my level then I will pay her for it. If not please keep to your trade and I will keep to mine!

7. Before booking a punt: always, always, always, cut and paste the pro$$ies unique AW 6 digit code into UK Punting's search box.
learned by not doing this and will from now on, thank you sir!

8. Don't accept the offer of bareback, regardless of how many times she says how 'special' you are.
Bun in the oven, STD ready and waiting

9. Always check the towels before a shower. Chances are that half a dozen punters have already flossed their cracks with it that day.
If they smell bad I'm walking. I always ask to use the bath room first, to check out how clean it is and if I can here others in the place (safety first)

10. Always remember it's just a paid fuck, a business transaction, it's not dating - that goes for both parties.
Yep and some don't really know how to provide service at any cost

 

[tictacs]

Always carry lots of tictacs.

[maxxblue]

Found this website - although it's an American website, contains useful tips for beginners:

External Link/Members Only

[LL]

Found this website - although it's an American website, contains useful tips for beginners:

External Link/Members Only

It was interesting to read this.  It's very well laid out with step-by-step instructions and illustrations.  I've never seen anything like it.  I agree it has some good advice but not all of it I agree with, i.e.

Keep in mind that you get what you pay for. If you only have $100-$200 to spend, you should consider saving up some more money because you will have a much much better experience if you are willing to spend a bit more

I also learned something about punting in America...

Check the escort's legal status. Ask her if she is at least 18, and make sure she has a licence to practice escorting in the state that you are in, if she does not answer yes to both of those questions then you are breaking the law.

A licence to escort?! 

[broksonic]

Are there any tips for punters that have to use public transport ?

[Boundless]

Are there any tips for punters that have to use public transport ?

I use public transport quite a lot for punting - I find it more anonymous, although always have a cover story in case you meet someone you know. It removes the potential for breakdowns, crashes, speeding or parking tickets which might be hard to explain.

Problem is it can make a quick punt a lot longer as you have to allow for late running trains etc. I punted 100 miles away (yes, I'm mad) and it was the best part of a day really, but you do get to see different places.

[Boundless]

Always carry lots of tictacs.

A good topic.

I'm obsessive about my breath.
I never have garlic or curry the night before. if not going straight to a punt I have some cheap toothbrushes (25p from tesco) and a small travel toothpaste. When going up the stairs, quick squirt of breath freshener.
Pity not all WG's are the same, saw a girl recently, a smoker, by the time she'd finished snogging my face off I felt like I'd had 20 capstan full strength!

[Stalinator]

I use trains whenever possible. As said explaining away a speeding notice from miles away from home would not be easy.

I usually make a day of it. Leave early, get some grub, have the punt and then have a drink on the way back. Normally I would book an hour where the distance travelled is far. No point doing 30 min punts where there is 5 hours travel involved.

[Boundless]

I use trains whenever possible. As said explaining away a speeding notice from miles away from home would not be easy.

I usually make a day of it. Leave early, get some grub, have the punt and then have a drink on the way back. Normally I would book an hour where the distance travelled is far. No point doing 30 min punts where there is 5 hours travel involved.

Sounds like an ideal day to me Fred.

It helps that I have a couple of hobbies that give good opportunities for travel, without arousing suspicion.

[broksonic]

I use public transport quite a lot for punting - I find it more anonymous, although always have a cover story in case you meet someone you know. It removes the potential for breakdowns, crashes, speeding or parking tickets which might be hard to explain.

Problem is it can make a quick punt a lot longer as you have to allow for late running trains etc. I punted 100 miles away (yes, I'm mad) and it was the best part of a day really, but you do get to see different places.

I think the problem with using public transport is that the WG isn't always as close to the Station as she says she is .   I don't really like going a WG in a taxi,  because I think it draws attention.   Which is why I only book a WG that is in walking distance of a train station

[Stalinator]

Which is why I only book a WG that is in walking distance of a train station

Totally agree.

Arriving in a taxi will arouse suspicion. Also it is likely the taxi driver will be well aware of the address being a WG's place.

[Boundless]

I think the problem with using public transport is that the WG isn't always as close to the Station as she says she is .   I don't really like going a WG in a taxi,  because I think it draws attention.   Which is why I only book a WG that is in walking distance of a train station

Concur with that one.

Went to the cricket at Trent Bridge in the summer with the intention of having a post match punt. Can't remember the name but was on AW as NG1 city centre, rang her in the tea interval, arranged a time, all kosher,  she texts me her postcode, she's a fucking half hour ride on the tram out of town, that's after I'd got into the city centre. Texted her back and cancelled, stupid cow!

[smiths]

Totally agree.

Arriving in a taxi will arouse suspicion. Also it is likely the taxi driver will be well aware of the address being a WG's place.

When i get a mini-cab i get them to drop me off round the corner from the WGs or brothel not right outside.

[Bangers and Gash]

I use trains whenever possible. As said explaining away a speeding notice from miles away from home would not be easy.

I usually make a day of it. Leave early, get some grub, have the punt and then have a drink on the way back. Normally I would book an hour where the distance travelled is far. No point doing 30 min punts where there is 5 hours travel involved.

Excellent advice. 

Using the train can be very cost effective if you plan in advance. Plus, you get to punt in parts of the UK you wouldn't normally visit.... and whilst relaxing with a super cheap 1st class ticket and being served a nice hot brew you can gaze out the window and imagine which tunnel your own train will be shortly entering. 

[tictacs]

I use public transport quite a lot for punting - I find it more anonymous, although always have a cover story in case you meet someone you know. It removes the potential for breakdowns, crashes, speeding or parking tickets which might be hard to explain.

Problem is it can make a quick punt a lot longer as you have to allow for late running trains etc. I punted 100 miles away (yes, I'm mad) and it was the best part of a day really, but you do get to see different places.

Yes I'm a public transport punter. I sometimes punt in my home town but for variety one has to travel further afield and I don't drive.

Although trying to establish how close a WG is to the train station is sometimes tricky. I like them to give me a postcode or general area before I set off, which allows me to get an idea of the walking route when I arrive.

[Anadin]

I use trains whenever possible. As said explaining away a speeding notice from miles away from home would not be easy.

You make it sound like it's difficult not to get a speeding ticket.

I love Train journeys but generally public transport just takes too long and costs too much when you already have a car. Plus I genuinely dread using the tube in Summer but If I were gonna do it I think I have to agree with you and I'd make a day of it.

[blue_rover]

if a wg has an apartment with private parking that can only be accessed by a code she has to give you - would you still use the private free parking or park around the corner instead?

[Daffodil]

if a wg has an apartment with private parking that can only be accessed by a code she has to give you - would you still use the private free parking or park around the corner instead?

Park round the corner 

[Wilson85]

Stay off the porn and don't wank too much before a punt.

I ignored my own top tip and paid the price today at LMP, still had two pops so happy days.

[AnthG]

if a wg has an apartment with private parking that can only be accessed by a code she has to give you - would you still use the private free parking or park around the corner instead?

I don't mean to come across as gittish but I will answer your question by setting another question if this is ok.

If a WG has her mobile set to block all mobile calls to her and only allow fixed landline calls to her. But you really want to see her.

Do you

A. Phone her from your landline?
Or
B. Phone her from a public payphone around the corner?

[Sepiroth]

would you say its ok to turn up with your own condoms.. i only really get on with one type

[Stalinator]

would you say its ok to turn up with your own condoms.. i only really get on with one type

I would recommend clearing that with the WG first.

[JV547845]

would you say its ok to turn up with your own condoms.. i only really get on with one type

None have them have ever complained when I've brought my own although a few have preferred to use their ones instead or had opened a packet before I asked about mine. 

[KayHerts]

would you say its ok to turn up with your own condoms.. i only really get on with one type

AFAIK most of us would say no - we don't know if they've been stored correctly, are in date, been tampered with etc. I would ask in advance as any WG worth her salt has different sizes and brands to hand.

[Boundless]

I don't mean to come across as gittish but I will answer your question by setting another question if this is ok.

If a WG has her mobile set to block all mobile calls to her and only allow fixed landline calls to her. But you really want to see her.

Do you

A. Phone her from your landline?
Or
B. Phone her from a public payphone around the corner?

I realise that I'm probably being a bit thick here.
I've never come across a block on mobile calls, but if I did I'd move on. (Can you actually block only mobiles?)

[Ben4454]

My punting tips I have learnt over the years

- Make sure your Adult work username is not the same username you have used for other sites and forums. For example working girl writes that same user name into Google which might happen to be John_4954834 and comes up with all your other profiles which might reveal small details about you. When  they visit enough sites they will be able to build a profile of where and who you are. You can be sneaky with this and use someone elses username from another site so if they do search it leads them to someone else.... same tips go for your punting number too.

- Check out the area via Google maps first and note down any possible escape points if you hit any danger and need to get out of the area quickly. On top of this when doing the phone call to say you have reached the location never give her your real location but be in an area where you can see it incase a mugger goes over there and you can do a negative report.

- When approaching the location look out for mysterious figures in cars or standing around looking suspicious. If your instincts are telling you something just get out of there. When using google maps try to avoid any dark alley areas.

- Never take your cash out of a ATM machine before the punt. Your card might get swallowed up and you will be in a bad mood all day.

[JV547845]

- Never take your cash out of a ATM machine before the punt. Your card might get swallowed up and you will be in a bad mood all day.

So have a back up card then - it takes you a while to get enough for an hour's punt getting cash back in Asda.

[Gordo987]

Never tell your wife when you go on an afternoon punt, otherwise she will want to come and join you for a FFM, and you know how fucking boring they can be. Let her stay at home and get the tea ready!

[Gordo987]

I don't really like going a WG in a taxi,  because I think it draws attention. 

Yeh, like when you tell the driver her address he goes "oh, the prossies place is it? Your'e her fifteenth punt since tea time. That old fanny of hers must be getting a bit raw by now." 

[whiterhino]

- Make sure you have the right cash so that you don't have any awkward situations whilst carrying out the transaction.

- Make sure you have everything (phone, keys, other possessions) before you leave the premise/building.

- If your gut says no, but your dick says yes - go with your gut.

[Gordo987]

- Make sure you have the right cash so that you don't have any awkward situations whilst carrying out the transaction.

- Make sure you have everything (phone, keys, other possessions) before you leave the premise/building.

- If your gut says no, but your dick says yes - go with your gut.

But never EVER go without your dick!

[Gordo987]

Always try to make sure that the prossie is a WOMAN - unless of course, er .....

[Matium]

Follow the Ten Minute Rule:

- Never giver her the money straightaway

- Don't take off your coat

Instead spend the first 10 minutes going through the services on offer, what you expect and what she's ticked on her Like list.

If she hums and haws or looks bewildered about the Like list then you know the services you expect will not be offered.

Be polite.

Just say that you've left your wallet in the car and you're going to get it.

Don't be afraid to say it.

Every WG knows that when the words: "I've left my wallet in the car" are uttered, you're not coming back.

As long as the money's with you, you've got control, don't be afraid to use that control and just go if the services offered are not what you expected.