The thread has derailed a bit, just as I was enjoying it.
Time to get it back on track.
My own top-tips...
* When going to see a WG avoid using a lift to access her apartment or hotel room as you might have someone step into it with you and then try and strike up a conversation with you which might be awkward or could otherwise arouse suspicion. E.g. "I've not seen you in the building before, are you going to see Dave? / have you just moved in?"
* When taking a shower on a WGs premises, don't let your valuables out of your sight. Take them with you into the bathroom - whether that's before or after the punt. Other people will tell you not to take your valuables with you to the punt at all. For people like me who are commuters and only ever punt after work, it's not practical to leave valuables (season ticket, wallet, phone) anywhere.
* Be the clock-watcher on your punt. Wear a cheap watch and keep track of time so that you can aim to get everything out of the punt that you imagined you would and that you don't leave disappointed.
* Roll with it and adapt. If you've committed to a punt - i.e. handed the money over then your chance to walk has passed and now you must make the most of it whatever happens. So it turns out she doesn't offer DFK after all? Never mind - find something else good about her. Maybe she has a massive set of jugs that will look really good decorated by a parabola of your man-jizz. No point being disappointed during
the punt. Make the most of it.
* If you've had a shit punt try to do something immediately afterwards to cheer yourself up. I often travel for an hour to meet somebody. If it's shit then I'll find something to do in that particular area. Normally involves checking out what delicacies are on offer in the local kebab shops
* If your planned punt falls through, don't make the same mistake I often do by just finding anything with a pulse to fuck as your last resort there and then. Save your money for another day / another punt. Seriously. Even if you've taken a Viagra or similar in preparation for your punt - pills are a couple of quid. You could waste a lot more money than that by booking a random girl just to satisfy your punting urge.