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Ravanelli

Wash your cock and text ahead to let know you've washed your cock :drinks:

Offline CupidStunt

Instead spend the first 10 minutes going through the services on offer, what you expect and what she's ticked on her Like list.
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Every WG knows that when the words: "I've left my wallet in the car" are uttered, you're not coming back.


10 minutes? Jeez, I can have 5 quick but comprehensive showers in that time.

Do you have cerabal palsy or a massive stutter?

If I was a sp I'd be asking you if you'd left your wallet in the car after about 3 minutes

Online maxxblue

10 minutes? Jeez, I can have 5 quick but comprehensive showers in that time.

Do you have cerabal palsy or a massive stutter?

If I was a sp I'd be asking you if you'd left your wallet in the car after about 3 minutes

Think it's funny to make fun of disabled people?

It's tempting to call you a stupid cunt, but arsehole will do.

Offline CupidStunt

If you weren’t so busy indulging that pompously self-regarding and arrogantly self-satisfied part of your character you’d see I was making fun of Matium not disabled people. It may have been in bad taste but no more than some of the work of, for example, Monty Python (who presumably meet your superior intellect requirement).

If your “progressive” submissions to this board were not mostly about your need to be superior and contributed more than condescension I might respect your little put-down. 

Pardon the vernacular but “who the fuck are you”?

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If you weren’t so busy indulging that pompously self-regarding and arrogantly self-satisfied part of your character you’d see I was making fun of Matium not disabled people. It may have been in bad taste but no more than some of the work of, for example, Monty Python (who presumably meet your superior intellect requirement).

If your “progressive” submissions to this board were not mostly about your need to be superior and contributed more than condescension I might respect your little put-down. 

Pardon the vernacular but “who the fuck are you”?

Not sure what you mean about need to be superior, but good to hear you acknowledge your mistake.

Offline CupidStunt

Not sure what you mean about need to be superior, but good to hear you acknowledge your mistake.


Hahaha, you know exactly what I mean. Patronising fucktard.

Offline dezzatheblue2

Banning reason: Fluffy twat

Offline nigel4498

Returning to the topic, a salutary warning with regards taking your car to a punt, especially in Greater London.
The obvious things to avoid are speeding and parking tickets but a mate of mine was undone when having an affair and his wife found out because he had entered and stopped in a box junction.
He told the wife he was out somewhere else for the day playing snooker, ( his usual excuse, he used to carry the chalk with him and rub some on his hands and clothes before he returned home )
He picked up his fuck buddy and was turning right into a box junction, (his exit was clear) when a dog ran in front of him so he slammed on the brakes and stopped, by the the time he composed himself and moved off the camera had recorded it all.
Days later the letter drops through the door she opens it and sees he was not where he said he was but worse than that it has a link to view the incident on line. Of course she could see him and his fuck buddy sitting in the car.
The divorce was messy and was not cheap.
I always use public transport in the London Area and rarely travel to a punt by car in my own manor.
« Last Edit: November 18, 2014, 12:23:18 PM by nigel4498 »

I always use public transport in the London Area and rarely travel to a punt by car in my own manor.
+1
Daily travel card and you don't have to worry about anything  :hi:
I think public transport is the best solution for punters based in London.

Online maxxblue

Hahaha, you know exactly what I mean. Patronising fucktard.

Urban Dictionary (sorry, the Oxford Dictionary does not make reference to the term 'fucktard'!)

[www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fucktard] defines ‘fucktard’ as “a person of unbelieveable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity.”

Wiktionary (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/fucktard) defines a ‘fucktard’ as an extraordinarily stupid person, especially one that causes harm.

But you, CupidStunt, refer to my superior intellect (your words, not mine):

If you weren’t so busy indulging that pompously self-regarding and arrogantly self-satisfied part of your character you’d see I was making fun of Matium not disabled people. It may have been in bad taste but no more than some of the work of, for example, Monty Python (who presumably meet your superior intellect requirement).

If your “progressive” submissions to this board were not mostly about your need to be superior and contributed more than condescension I might respect your little put-down. 

Pardon the vernacular but “who the fuck are you”?

Is it possible to be  an extraordinarily stupid person, with a superior intellect?

My question is, who is the real fucktard?

(BTW, I already know the answer  ;) )

« Last Edit: November 19, 2014, 12:55:59 AM by maxxblue »

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« Last Edit: November 19, 2014, 01:01:35 AM by maxxblue »

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 ;)

Apologies for this and the previous post - problems with editing!
« Last Edit: November 19, 2014, 01:04:04 AM by maxxblue »

Offline Sedlmayer

+1
Daily travel card and you don't have to worry about anything  :hi:
I think public transport is the best solution for punters based in London.

No doubt about it, on many levels. Plus I often have to travel around London on business, which is always by Tube, so there's often the opportunity to work in a little detour  :D

Offline GreyDave

 :hi:
Try to always use Public Transport ... There are always delays and line changes .. perfect excuses :drinks:

Offline che_666999

Go by your first impressions and walk if you have to, if the place is a slum,if the girl is ugly in real life and not like her pics then it better to walk sooner rather then later. I have walked just after saying hello with the "ah I forgot my wallet". Remember you will never see this person again anyway, even if it's a bit rude it's better to walk then go through a punt you know you won't like, it never gets better.
Even if you built up for a few days for the punt, you can always go on AW and find another girl in a few hours

Never be shy to detail everything in graphic detail of you want via email or the phone. Everytime I listed in detail what I wanted it's always been delivered. There is less akward "shall I ask or will I be pushy" moment.

Don't let the talk or massage in between pops delay another round, best way to initiate another round is to gently take her hand (as you are talking or being given a massage) and put it on your dick, this always leads to stroking and round 2

Offline cueball



Don't let the talk or massage in between pops delay another round, best way to initiate another round is to gently take her hand (as you are talking or being given a massage) and put it on your dick, this always leads to stroking and round 2

Spot on fella, also, just tell her that you're ready for round two

Offline Ben4454

Safety tips

Proper research: Research the escort in question on UKPUNTING. Type her Adultwork ID number into the search bar. Take Adultwork feedbacks with a pinch of salt. Research the area the working girl resides within. Plan your path on google maps and take note of any possible escape points. Park your car within 20 seconds from the punt. This is so you can sprint all the way there to your car without running out of breath.

Entering apartment: Watch any nearby cars with dodgy looking figures inside which could be part of the 'boyfriend' scam. If something does not seem right then do not enter. If possible have 'two' wallets on you. One serves as a muggers wallet. This wallet will have limited money inside, A couple of membership cards you no longer use and a fake photo of a family which does not exist. Never take IPHONES or expensive jewery with you.

Inside apartment: Make a quick note of any quick escape points upon entering. Optional: Take a head count of any potential weapons lying around and scan the immediate environment for any suspitions. Take note: Some knifes and other weapons are disgused as normal household objects such as a comb which pull out.

- Do a google search online and get to know all of the hidden cameras which are available. Get to know what they look like. I once walked from a punt when I realised the working girl in question was using a hidden camera clock.

Important to note: A bare empty room where the working girl has no physical possessions inside may be used as a thief-tactic to run from the punt as soon as she gets the money. In this instance - get her to take her top and bra off before leaving to stash the cash. If she refuses - walk.

When you enter into apartment this is where you're judging her character. Look at her body language opposed to her words when she answers you. Go for quick hug or kiss upon entering and get a feel for her current attraction level to you and energy.
When discussing services and after doing the prelimineries you should have a good idea whether she will really follow through with what she is saying. If you decide to leave for any reason inform her that you forgot your wallet in the car and leave.

Bathroom: If you decide to use the bathroom ALWAYS make sure you bring your wallet and valuables in with you. Never take ID cards which could link you to your personal life and real name. Make up a fake name and a fake story about who you are - it does not really matter.

Lastly and not least important - if you encounter danger of any sort do not attempt to fight. Hand over the money and leave. You do not know what these people are capable of.
« Last Edit: February 02, 2015, 08:22:59 PM by Ben4454 »
Banning reason: Ignored admin warning after temporary banning and signed up to malicious troll anti-UKP site

Offline Turtle Z

Safety tips

Proper research: Research the escort in question on UKPUNTING. Type her Adultwork ID number into the search bar. Take Adultwork feedbacks with a pinch of salt. Research the area the working girl resides within. Plan your path on google maps and take note of any possible escape points. Park your car within 20 seconds from the punt. This is so you can sprint all the way there to your car without running out of breath.

Entering apartment: Watch any nearby cars with dodgy looking figures inside which could be part of the 'boyfriend' scam. If something does not seem right then do not enter. If possible have 'two' wallets on you. One serves as a muggers wallet. This wallet will have limited money inside, A couple of membership cards you no longer use and a fake photo of a family which does not exist. Never take IPHONES or expensive jewery with you.

Inside apartment: Make a quick note of any quick escape points upon entering. Optional: Take a head count of any potential weapons lying around and scan the immediate environment for any suspitions. Take note: Some knifes and other weapons are disgused as normal household objects such as a comb which pull out.

- Do a google search online and get to know all of the hidden cameras which are available. Get to know what they look like. I once walked from a punt when I realised the working girl in question was using a hidden camera clock.

Important to note: A bare empty room where the working girl has no physical possessions inside may be used as a thief-tactic to run from the punt as soon as she gets the money. In this instance - get her to take her top and bra off before leaving to stash the cash. If she refuses - walk.

When you enter into apartment this is where you're judging her character. Look at her body language opposed to her words when she answers you. Go for quick hug or kiss upon entering and get a feel for her current attraction level to you and energy.
When discussing services and after doing the prelimineries you should have a good idea whether she will really follow through with what she is saying. If you decide to leave for any reason inform her that you forgot your wallet in the car and leave.

Bathroom: If you decide to use the bathroom ALWAYS make sure you bring your wallet and valuables in with you. Never take ID cards which could link you to your personal life and real name. Make up a fake name and a fake story about who you are - it does not really matter.

Lastly and not least important - if you encounter danger of any sort do not attempt to fight. Hand over the money and leave. You do not know what these people are capable of.

WTF! You must have had some seriously bad punts!

Offline Malvolio

Disguised weapons?  I really think you're overplaying the dangers here - it's a lot easier for a criminal to make cash by pimping out girls rather than setting up a fake punt in order to rob a punter.

If the girl in the profile is in front of me when I turn up to a punt I'm going to hand over (nearly) all the cash in my wallet anyway...

Offline sam55

Safety tips

Proper research: Research the escort in question on UKPUNTING. Type her Adultwork ID number into the search bar. Take Adultwork feedbacks with a pinch of salt. Research the area the working girl resides within. Plan your path on google maps and take note of any possible escape points. Park your car within 20 seconds from the punt. This is so you can sprint all the way there to your car without running out of breath.

Entering apartment: Watch any nearby cars with dodgy looking figures inside which could be part of the 'boyfriend' scam. If something does not seem right then do not enter. If possible have 'two' wallets on you. One serves as a muggers wallet. This wallet will have limited money inside, A couple of membership cards you no longer use and a fake photo of a family which does not exist. Never take IPHONES or expensive jewery with you.

Inside apartment: Make a quick note of any quick escape points upon entering. Optional: Take a head count of any potential weapons lying around and scan the immediate environment for any suspitions. Take note: Some knifes and other weapons are disgused as normal household objects such as a comb which pull out.

- Do a google search online and get to know all of the hidden cameras which are available. Get to know what they look like. I once walked from a punt when I realised the working girl in question was using a hidden camera clock.

Important to note: A bare empty room where the working girl has no physical possessions inside may be used as a thief-tactic to run from the punt as soon as she gets the money. In this instance - get her to take her top and bra off before leaving to stash the cash. If she refuses - walk.

When you enter into apartment this is where you're judging her character. Look at her body language opposed to her words when she answers you. Go for quick hug or kiss upon entering and get a feel for her current attraction level to you and energy.
When discussing services and after doing the prelimineries you should have a good idea whether she will really follow through with what she is saying. If you decide to leave for any reason inform her that you forgot your wallet in the car and leave.

Bathroom: If you decide to use the bathroom ALWAYS make sure you bring your wallet and valuables in with you. Never take ID cards which could link you to your personal life and real name. Make up a fake name and a fake story about who you are - it does not really matter.

Lastly and not least important - if you encounter danger of any sort do not attempt to fight. Hand over the money and leave. You do not know what these people are capable of.

Bloody hell!
Sounds like a James Bond film.
I don't think I'd be able to remember half those things, let alone do them.

Only times I've been concerned were twice when someone knocked on the front door. Bit of a passion killer both times I have to say.  :(

Offline cueball

Not sure about the wallet for muggers, the best anybody could ever get out of me is my exact punt money, a ten quid phone and my baccie tin.

Offline LL

Here's my top tip, learned this evening.
In the winter, if you have to walk your journey to a punt (or a portion of the journey) then don't forget to take gloves.
You don't want cold hands when you arrive to a punt as she won't let cold hands anywhere near her tits or pussy and you'll waste your precious punt-time warming 'em up!

Offline sam55

Here's my top tip, learned this evening.
In the winter, if you have to walk your journey to a punt (or a portion of the journey) then don't forget to take gloves.
You don't want cold hands when you arrive to a punt as she won't let cold hands anywhere near her tits or pussy and you'll waste your precious punt-time warming 'em up!

Funny you should say that.
I suffer from very cold hands and feet, especially on the way to a punt, must be all the blood going to my dick.
Today, I was a bit early so sat in the car with the heater full blast but after a 2 minute walk to her flat, my hands were bloody freezing. I did apologise to her, but she said she didn't mind, in fact it brought her nips up a treat!! I did warm the other hand up outside her knickers though first, didn't want to slip her an iced finger!

Online Mansell

Funny you should say that.
I suffer from very cold hands and feet, especially on the way to a punt, must be all the blood going to my dick.
Today, I was a bit early so sat in the car with the heater full blast but after a 2 minute walk to her flat, my hands were bloody freezing. I did apologise to her, but she said she didn't mind, in fact it brought her nips up a treat!! I did warm the other hand up outside her knickers though first, didn't want to slip her an iced finger!

I suffer as well, so how come the WG's don;t seem to mind, where as HI won;t let you get within a mile of her with cold hands.  :dash:

Here's my top tip, learned this evening.
In the winter, if you have to walk your journey to a punt (or a portion of the journey) then don't forget to take gloves.
You don't want cold hands when you arrive to a punt as she won't let cold hands anywhere near her tits or pussy and you'll waste your precious punt-time warming 'em up!
Quick hot shower in WG's place is a good thing. You are clean and warm. Works for me perfectly all year.  :hi:

During winter time i always say i'm cold - so first kiss and hug i give is after hot shower i always take.  :hi:


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