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Offline LL

Take some wet wipes along. If you need to take a piss or have a shit en route, you can use the wipes to freshen up your bumhole and your bell end.
Yep, just not in that order  :P

Yep, just not in that order  :P

 :D I should have added that you might consider taking along more than one wipe.

* Roll with it and adapt.  If you've committed to a punt - i.e. handed the money over then your chance to walk has passed and now you must make the most of it whatever happens.  So it turns out she doesn't offer DFK after all?  Never mind - find something else good about her.  Maybe she has a massive set of jugs that will look really good decorated by a parabola of your man-jizz.  No point being disappointed during the punt.  Make the most of it.

Don't agree with this. Just because you've handed over the money doesn't mean you should accept some prossie bullshit. This is why you should confirm all services you require before handing over the money. So you don't have to demand it back from her when she starts refusing services that were listed on her profile etc.

Always bring the correct amount of money. Prossies don't give change.

Loads of great advice here.  :thumbsup:

I haven't read it all so forgive me if this is dupe info...

If I'm headed into the more central parts of London for a punt I prefer to use public transport (train mostly) to get there. And when doing so, wherever possible, I'll use cash to buy tickets so that there's little or no transaction history. Same with parking the car. And before returning home I take the time to dispose of any tickets/stubs/receipts so that they're not mixed in with my own domestic trash.

Offline Jimmyredcab

Don't agree with this. Just because you've handed over the money doesn't mean you should accept some prossie bullshit. This is why you should confirm all services you require before handing over the money. So you don't have to demand it back from her when she starts refusing services that were listed on her profile etc.

Always bring the correct amount of money. Prossies don't give change.

A slight word of warning.   :hi:

When you hand over the money she will leave the room briefly, it could be to simply stash it away or it could be to hand it over to Sergei, either way you are not really in a position to DEMAND anything ----------- in my experience pro$$ies don't do refunds.

Offline LL

Don't agree with this. Just because you've handed over the money doesn't mean you should accept some prossie bullshit. This is why you should confirm all services you require before handing over the money. So you don't have to demand it back from her when she starts refusing services that were listed on her profile etc.
Fine, and I don't agree with your comment either  :P
Never would I risk demanding back anything from a prossie (although I have asked politely for my money back one time and that did the trick).  I value my cock and don't want it cut off by a burly Eastern-European pimp!

Offline Jimmyredcab


Never would I risk demanding back anything from a prossie (although I have asked politely for my money back one time and that did the trick).  I value my cock and don't want it cut off by a burly Eastern-European pimp!

+1

Unless you feel that you are big enough and hard enough to take on Sergei then a polite request may be the better option.

Yea, should've said ask rather then demand. Not what i meant. Just because you ask politely doesn't mean you won't meet Sergei anyway.

Yea, should've said ask rather then demand. Not what i meant. Just because you ask politely doesn't mean you won't meet Sergei anyway.

I see the difference as: Can i have my money back? (asking) or I want my money back. (demanding)

I see no justification of castration for that.

Offline Jimmyredcab

I see the difference as: Can i have my money back? (asking) or I want my money back. (demanding)

I see no justification of castration for that.

I wasn't thinking about castration, Sergei would probably be happy to give you a black eye, try explaining that to the missus.    :scare:

Offline LL

I see the difference as: Can i have my money back? (asking) or I want my money back. (demanding)

I see no justification of castration for that.
Not to be pedantic, but I believe I referenced penectomy as opposed to castration.
 :P

Offline denyason

don't wear a top during a punt even when its cold- or you might get a damp patch near your groin area or a huge splash of cum on your t-shirt as she spat your spunk out of her mouth right onto your top.

There's a WG I really, REALLY want to check out but she's literally 2 miles from me. Too risky?
Maybe the risk is part of the attraction?

Link?? :)

Offline mojo83

1. Shave cock and balls the day before you punt.

Very true, or use an electric body shaver , the one time I used a razor on the day I noticed the escort, who gave great head the previous time, didnt go deep, I figured she realized it was freshly shaven n might have cuts.

Very true, or use an electric body shaver , the one time I used a razor on the day I noticed the escort, who gave great head the previous time, didnt go deep, I figured she realized it was freshly shaven n might have cuts.
I read somewhere a recommendation of 48hrs after shaving you're bollox & not 24hrs.

Offline LL

I read somewhere a recommendation of 48hrs after shaving you're bollox & not 24hrs.
48 hours after shaving my nutsack looks like an ageing hedgehog.

Offline mrhappypants

+1

Unless you feel that you are big enough and hard enough to take on Sergei then a polite request may be the better option.

I have made this mistake.  Without doubt and by some way the most dangerous thing that as ever happened for me while punting was getting into a row about the amount of a refund.  Once the conflict reached a certain point, where I was actively having to manage my temper, I was putting myself in a very dangerous situation where the police could have been called, my anonymity compromised and I could have been answering charges as an aggressor and perpetrator.  I'll concede the greater experience of the posters above and vow from now on, once the money is handed over, don't fuck about trying to get a refund.   
« Last Edit: September 22, 2014, 08:26:56 PM by mrhappypants »

Offline The_Don

1. Shave cock and balls the day before you punt.
Tried that cut me self (due to belly size!)

2. Don't go punting with a wallet full of cash and cards.
Indeed I always take cash and count out the correct amount, If I had to use Plan A/B/C

3. Be wary of pro$$ies who don't talk on the phone - you could be exchanging saucy texts with Sergei.
hate cat an mouse texts

4. Never tell a pro$$ie to raise her prices.
Please low them or I'm off to Plan D, lol I set my price and be done.

5. Don't go for a dump in a pro$$ies toilet - apparently, they don't like this!
Dam W/G make me wait for an 1-2 + hours its pay back if and when punting done

6. Never accept the offer of a massage - it's just a timewasting tactic.
Been offered this from a W/G and then:  I state by trade I'm a professional masseur, my charges are £50 hour, If she can match my level then I will pay her for it. If not please keep to your trade and I will keep to mine!

7. Before booking a punt: always, always, always, cut and paste the pro$$ies unique AW 6 digit code into UK Punting's search box.
learned by not doing this and will from now on, thank you sir!

8. Don't accept the offer of bareback, regardless of how many times she says how 'special' you are.
Bun in the oven, STD ready and waiting

9. Always check the towels before a shower. Chances are that half a dozen punters have already flossed their cracks with it that day.
If they smell bad I'm walking. I always ask to use the bath room first, to check out how clean it is and if I can here others in the place (safety first)

10. Always remember it's just a paid fuck, a business transaction, it's not dating - that goes for both parties.
Yep and some don't really know how to provide service at any cost

 :hi:

« Last Edit: September 23, 2014, 04:57:00 PM by The_Don »


Offline maxxblue

Found this website - although it's an American website, contains useful tips for beginners:

http://www.wikihow.com/Select-an-Escort

Offline LL

Found this website - although it's an American website, contains useful tips for beginners:

http://www.wikihow.com/Select-an-Escort
It was interesting to read this.  It's very well laid out with step-by-step instructions and illustrations.  I've never seen anything like it.  I agree it has some good advice but not all of it I agree with, i.e.
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Keep in mind that you get what you pay for. If you only have $100-$200 to spend, you should consider saving up some more money because you will have a much much better experience if you are willing to spend a bit more

I also learned something about punting in America...

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Check the escort's legal status. Ask her if she is at least 18, and make sure she has a licence to practice escorting in the state that you are in, if she does not answer yes to both of those questions then you are breaking the law.

A licence to escort?!  :unknown:

Offline broksonic

Are there any tips for punters that have to use public transport ?
Banning reason: White-knight leaver

Offline sam55

Are there any tips for punters that have to use public transport ?

I use public transport quite a lot for punting - I find it more anonymous, although always have a cover story in case you meet someone you know. It removes the potential for breakdowns, crashes, speeding or parking tickets which might be hard to explain.

Problem is it can make a quick punt a lot longer as you have to allow for late running trains etc. I punted 100 miles away (yes, I'm mad) and it was the best part of a day really, but you do get to see different places.

Offline sam55

Always carry lots of tictacs.

A good topic.

I'm obsessive about my breath.
I never have garlic or curry the night before. if not going straight to a punt I have some cheap toothbrushes (25p from tesco) and a small travel toothpaste. When going up the stairs, quick squirt of breath freshener.
Pity not all WG's are the same, saw a girl recently, a smoker, by the time she'd finished snogging my face off I felt like I'd had 20 capstan full strength!

I use trains whenever possible. As said explaining away a speeding notice from miles away from home would not be easy.

I usually make a day of it. Leave early, get some grub, have the punt and then have a drink on the way back. Normally I would book an hour where the distance travelled is far. No point doing 30 min punts where there is 5 hours travel involved.


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