External Link/Members OnlyEvent around a couple of months back in late Autumn 2022.
SMS the night before to confirm availability on opening the next day, my day off. Quick reply and all was good for 1hr massage for £45. Nothing else requested or specified (I’m assuming this is normal).
Parking fine outside though quite busy and close to shops, bus stops and a school if I’m not mistaken. Traveled a little way so shouldnt be a problem and it was cold so had my hat on and zip on my coat pulled up. Be a little more exposed if this bothers anyone in the Summer.
I walked in a couple of minutes before my booking and was greeted at the door. She was probably in her 50s I’d guess so I was a little disappointed but she was the only one there, for now. She took a few minutes to get things sorted and get ready herself as she’d just opened for the day so I waited in reception area until taken through to the side room opposite the stairs (first room on the right). Gave the fee and was asked to get undressed as she left to deposit said fee, perhaps at the bank as she took a while. I was debating whether to go look for her to check if she was ok or had fallen down a hole somewhere, but instead flitted in the following moments between whether to put my boxers back on or to remain naked face down on the bed. I opted for the latter

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She came in and immediately asked what I wanted, I said firm please. She proceeded to massage my back and then legs but not to a good standard, which was disappointing and then asked if I wanted ‘extras’ after a few glances against little Letterhead as she finished working on my legs. I played coy and asked what was on offer. Now there was a few things but I cannot remember most of the prices, apologies. So HR, BJ, B2B and even another girl for which was an amount I couldn’t decipher, though the other girl was not yet there. There was a big language barrier which made things much more difficult to ascertain what was being agreed to, so I was quite stern in saying I don’t have much money with me. Agreed somehow on BJ, HR and B2B for £100. I don’t know what I was thinking to be honest, I felt done already.
I asked if I could touch as she got undressed in the corner and took the rest of my money

She said she’s all mine as I’ve paid for her so that was a nice touch. But really that’s where anything good stopped.
Her friend entered the establishment and shouted so she peeped out of the door to greet I presume.
She came back and climbed on top and allowed her relatively small tits to glide over me from my thighs upwards but this didn’t last very long. I managed to have a quick suck on one nipple but she pulled away saying ouch. I was really gentle so not a clue what was going on there, from this point I’m guessing I had been had. She climbed off and got the cling film out and after cleaning me with a wipe, placed it onto little Letterhead and started the BJ. Not really very sexy at all but I had a woman sucking on my cock so there are worse places to be.
At that moment fingers wandered to her pussy and I started playing around. Touched her clit after a few minutes and she again pulled away saying ouch. I knew I had to get out so when she started HR not long after I came ASAP. Got dressed and was then ushered into a holding room (read very dark tiny cupboard) as there was another punter had entered the building. On being released, she introduced me to the other girl…shit! Why didn’t SHE open up the place an hour ago?! GUTTED!
All to their own, but it’s a negative from me based on the experience as a whole. I don’t think I’ll be back.