Who: Mel Hot Party -
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When: February 2023
Where: Hotel in Canary Wharf
Comms: Easy by text, presumably with the maid
Price: £80 for half-hour, no extras
Services: OW, CG, doggy, mish
The girl: Dark skinned Brazilian, claims 25 but probably in her 30s though it’s hard to tell. Average in the face. Big round arse, nice pussy. Big caesarean scar and her bolt-ons appear to have been provided by Victor Frankenstein given the excessive scarring. She speaks practically no English and has a strong accent so I couldn’t understand much of what she did say in English. Some tats. The whole package was not attractive, although butt-lovers will enjoy her big round arse.
The meet:This was very disappointing. It was impossible to build any sort of rapport with Mel due to her lack of English and although not unfriendly, she wasn’t exactly friendly either – perhaps due to language. There was no kissing – she didn’t initiate this and although I could have tried I didn’t feel strongly inclined to do so given the lack of rapport and the fact I didn’t fancy her.
It was straight down to action. It was OW only and after a brief bit of caressing my chest and cock she rammed the condom on my semi, finishing putting it on with her mouth and then sucking. The BJ was okay, a bit rough at times, though she did go balls deep at one or two moments which I enjoyed. When she got bored of sucking after a couple of minutes I licked her out which she seemed to enjoy. She squeezed my head between her thighs and then suddenly made me stop, I assume because she was going to cum but who knows as communication was poor.
Then more BJ and she put lots of lube on my cock and mounted for cowgirl. This was pretty bad as she was very loose and the lube didn’t help. She then did ‘Thai CG’ with feet on bed which was a bit better but she couldn’t keep it up for long. After a bit she got off and I wanted to move her to mish to get it over with but she didn’t understand and got into doggy position. I was only semi hard by now and I couldn’t feel much. I had to give up on this as the whole thing was so unerotic that my cock was going on strike.
After a change of condom Mel sucked me off a bit more and I stroked her pussy and sucked her tits. Once I was hard again we did missionary. And again, it wasn’t up to much. It didn’t help that the bed was two singles pushed together and my left knee kept going in the gap in the middle. I couldn’t feel much and wasn’t attracted to Mel at all so I bowed to the inevitable at the 20 minute mark and called it a day. I was disappointed to come away without cumming but I could see I wasn’t going to with her.
The verdict: Very disappointing. An unerotic encounter which turned out not to even be an adequate P&D, with poor communication and no rapport with the SP.
Visit again? No
