I have recently returned from a month long trip to Thailand. I spent time in Bangkok, Pattaya, Phuket and Chiang Mai. This was not exclusively a punting trip, and I met a 19 year old half Russian non working girl, so needless to say I spent a lot of time with her and my number of actual working girl punts was fairly low. But holy shit it felt good walking behind her and watching every man we past nearly break their necks looking at her!
I don’t know how much value I can really add here compared to some of the brilliant write ups from my fellow forum members, but maybe I can add a little value with some of the mistakes I made. This would probably be more value for newbies and would seem extremely obvious to experienced Pattaya vets, please forgive me if you think I am stating the blindingly obvious!
Mistake 1: Lady drinks.
In a word, be careful! The bills wrack up fast. I never made a really expensive mistake, but had a few 1000+baht beers by accident. It seems extremely rude from a western perspective, but you are 100% within your rights to say “I am happy drinking alone thank you” If you say this as soon as you enter the bar, it gives you more of a chance to get a lay of the land and then call over the girl you actually want, not the one who got you into the bar. They will also try their absolute best for you to buy drinks for “their friends” and even the “mama” Just politely refuse. Also the bar games like connect 4 and pool. They will want to play against you for a drink and they will win. Don’t play with someone you wouldn’t have wanted to buy a drink for anyway. Make a show of checking your bin whenever a new receipt is put in.
Mistake 2: paying before the deed.
This was early in the trip with a girl I met on the street late at night in Bangkok. I had 2 girls back to my apartment like this and stopped after the second one, due to this experience (however the first one was fine and I had a good time)
She was fit and we agreed 2500 for LT, which is a little on the high side considering the time of night (3AM or later) she was eating some disgusting seaweed stuff which she said “I can’t kiss you until I brush my teeth as I have bad breath” which was red flag numero uno. Got back to the apartment and she was in full ST mode. Instantly getting into the shower etc. You are here all night love, no need to rush things. After shower and back in my room she insisted I pay her first red flag number two. I know this is not a good idea and I refused, telling her this wasn’t my first time in Thailand. She got quite angry saying it was always the way. To be honest I just wanted her to shut up at this point and said I’d pay her 1500 before and the rest after. She agreed reluctantly.
We got down to it, I don’t remember the specifics but she still would not kiss me. About 10 minutes in, she started shouting “you bit me” (I certainly did not) and screaming something about her not being my girlfriend. At this point I was fucked off from the lack of kissing when we had agreed and her general demeanour I literally told her to just fuck off and leave (taking my 1500 baht with her)
All this is a round about way of saying never ever pay first. I strongly believe this was an act from her and she does this every time, except luckily this time I had only given her half the agreed amount.
My one small smile I got out of the exchange was knowing we were on the 40th floor or something, and you couldn’t operate the lift without a keycard 😊
Mistake 3: THE BIG ONE. Don’t use their condoms.
This happened towards the start of the trip and really put a downer on things for a few days. I was having sex with a girl and the condom came off. I was very drunk at the time and did not notice. I only know because she told me on Instagram afterwards and thought it was some kind of a joke. I quiz her extremely thoroughly about it and deduced that the condom had indeed either come off or split. Now I’m quite worried about STDs in general and get tested every 6 months even back at home. So you can imagine my horror. I went to a clinic and got PEP. It cost £90. There are various side effects but thankfully I did not experience any. Time will tell how bad a mistake this in truth was, but I started taking it in about 38 hours of exposure, so feeling confident all will be well. I know the chances of catching HIV even in Thailand are minuscule, but better safe than sorry.
My friend who I was with for a while also had a condom split, luckily while putting it on, but goes to show that it is absolutely necessary to either bring your own, or use only durex they have in 7/11 while here.
The good stuff now!
I cannot give as thorough a report as some have, but places I have visited working girl wise include: NaNa plaza and Soi Cowboi, Soi 11 (more normal girls than working girls here) and 7 in Bangkok. In Phuket Bangla road and in Pattaya I mean everywhere. Soi 6, soi Baukao, pot hole and lenkee mainly. Tree town is great as well, if you want a little more chill than soi 6.
Best ST: Aon in toy box, Pattaya Soi 6. She is 21 supposedly, is fit and absolutely brilliant in bed. Really passionate. She has had a kid but it was a caesarean. I played her at connect 4 and lost so paid 1.5k for ST (if I’d won it was going to be 800!) That’s expensive for Soi 6 but I did not care. The highlight was her saying “I want cum baby, it ok for you I do?”
Best LT: To be honest, I didn’t venture too much into the LT scene. I had a Philipino semi pro who was a teacher of all things back for 2000baht in Bangkok which is good value. She was good and liked it hard, which normally isn’t my style but turned me on when she told me she wanted it like that. Fucked her against my 40th story window overlooking downtown Bangkok which was definitely memorable 🤪 Again in the morning and sent her on her way around 12 the next day.
I only had 1 happy massage on the trip and it was just up the road on the soi that soi cowboi connects with. It was only a handy (although she pushed for more) and we didn’t agree a price beforehand. I gave her 500 baht as she was cute, but that is probably paying a little over the odds. No great need to repeat the experience afterwards, the actual massage itself was rather lacklustre.
Overall highlight: I mean obviously the 19 year old girl. I spent more than a week with her. I met her on tinder.
But talking about dating apps, if you are looking for non working girls, I would highly recommend tinder platinum or whatever it is called. Basically any girl you like, it puts you to the beginning of their queue. But wait until you are in Thailand to buy it, it is £15 or so a month here, but substantially more in the UK. For working girls, I think TF is the way to go. I don’t know if premium is cheaper once you are out here as I signed up a few days before I left the Uk, but I have a feeling it might be as a lot of the girls have premium and £15 a month would be a lot for them.
All that being said, I do feel like the quality of the girls available on soi 6 or nana plaza is pretty low. Of course there are some diamonds in the rough, but I found myself wandering up and down soi 6 not being able to see a single girl I fancied. For me, the extra work required for non working girls was well and truly worth it. Yes, you will pay for everything and it probably turns out close to the cost of ST with no guarantee of sex at the end, but I had sex with 5 non working girls during my trip and the quality (English level, education, and attractiveness) was substantially better than an Isaan girl working in the bar scene. They can be flaky though, so make sure to have a backup plan if you can.
I would be happy to share contact info of some of the better girls I met while here through DM if anyone were to be interested, and will answer any questions I can.
