Author Topic: Ilkeston Chinese Massage  (Read 1381 times)

Offline retina

I was in the area I had the urge to de-stress few options in that area but I thought a nice massage would do the job.
the shop is located just in front of a bus stop which in my opinion is a terrible location you often have 5-7 people sitting on the stop just naturally glancing across, I timed my entry with a bus going past.

my masseuse was a tall slim small chest chinese lady I would say in late 40's/50's.
room wasn't the nicest I've been felt tired. I stripped off and put my clothes on the side, I can't remember who first mention it up but she very soon got on the topic of extra's was offered b2b, for £30, I asked if she did OW she said yes same price as b2b. so I thought great I'll get a nice massage and a blow. Massage started wasn't very good at all I don't think she was trained properly, i really think the Thai's are the best at actually working your muscles. Disappointed I soon turned over. Then she pulls out a plastic bag like what you get penny sweets in and wraps it around the little man, I question this and she said condoms are bad places like here. In shock I allow her to carry on and starts most mechanical technique like a robot just sucking the tip. At this point I am questioning my life as I have a plastic bag wrapped around my sausage. I force the sap out just to make it stop, get dressed and make my exit.
I won't be returning. As I remember as it was a few weeks ago pricing was £30+£30

« Last Edit: February 07, 2023, 04:34:48 pm by Iloveoral »

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What?! :lol:

Sorry mate, that sounds like a shit experience.

Couldn't help but laugh at her putting a plastic bag over your dick though, that is bizarre.

Been meaning to check this place out, doesn't come up very often here, but is a convenient location for me, probably give it a miss now, thank you.

Someone else said they change the masseuses regularly, so guessing the quality may vary.

Offline Newtothisstuff

Sorry to hear about the shit booking.  But wrapping your sausage in a sandwich bag is just funny as fuck!  I guess a roll of 100 sandwich bags at the supermarket is a hell of a lot cheaper than 100 condoms.

Offline retina

What?! :lol:

Sorry mate, that sounds like a shit experience.

Couldn't help but laugh at her putting a plastic bag over your dick though, that is bizarre.

Been meaning to check this place out, doesn't come up very often here, but is a convenient location for me, probably give it a miss now, thank you.

Someone else said they change the masseuses regularly, so guessing the quality may vary.

location alone is a put off. honestly makes me appreciate the girls who do a great job with just their hands. it wasn't even a decent massage

Offline Stickitin

I find this place ok normally, OWO has been standard the 3 or 4 times I’ve had it here. I don’t know anyone in Ilkeston so the entrance doesn’t really bother me.
« Last Edit: February 02, 2023, 01:35:47 pm by Stickitin »

Offline GoldTop

I did once experience an SP putting cling film over my ring-piece for rimming. Worked ok but odd

Offline Dipper

I did once experience an SP putting cling film over my ring-piece for rimming. Worked ok but odd

 :lol:

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With a bag on your cock maybe she was trying to get you to cum in a “jiffy”  :lol:

I’ve not been since they offered owo it was only b2b on my last visit which as just ok
It’s a scruffy place in a bad location but ticked a box

Offline retina

I notice a typo.. I asked for ow! Then ended up with the plastic bag  :dash:

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I notice a typo.. I asked for ow! Then ended up with the plastic bag  :dash:
Corrected  :drinks:

Offline mrspock

Were you charged 10p for your bag or was it a bag for life ? :D

Offline jnotts

Sorry to hear you didn’t have a good time, the bag instead of a condom is a new one on me!

I’ve been to this place maybe 8 times in the last 18 months or so, and had a mixed bag. The girls rotate every week - I reviewed once but haven’t since as they rotate so often. Some have been poor, but equally some have been excellent.
Typically it’s 45 for an hour, and 40 for b2b (though they usually accept 30). I was offered full sex here once (though didn’t have enough cash so just went for b2b) but usually never offered more than HE or B2B.
Location can be an issue, was certainly less conspicuous in covid times when you could wear a mask.

They do have a shower, but it’s not the best.

Offline toetally

On a serious note, condoms on the premises would be a giveaway to the authorities that sexual services were being provided, so maybe she was saying that a plastic bag was better as it could have an innocent explanation?

Just saying............

Offline retina

On a serious note, condoms on the premises would be a giveaway to the authorities that sexual services were being provided, so maybe she was saying that a plastic bag was better as it could have an innocent explanation?

Just saying............

Yes that's what I understood it too mean.

Still a negative from me

Offline MajorPayne

I did once experience an SP putting cling film over my ring-piece for rimming. Worked ok but odd
Next step, SPs putting cling film over their pussies  :wackogirl:

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Next step, SPs putting cling film over their pussies  :wackogirl:

Yep, had that one time at Temptations. Swedish lady whose name I have forgotten pulled a bit of cling film across her fanny before RO - I declined.

Offline MajorPayne

Yep, had that one time at Temptations. Swedish lady whose name I have forgotten pulled a bit of cling film across her fanny before RO - I declined.

Heck and I was only joking lol