Author Topic: HarperLAX - Clapham Junction - OK but I wouldn't go back  (Read 2657 times)


18 review(s) for HarperLAX (17 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Dark_Gable]

Offline NotThe

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£250 for a 1 hr incall

When: 2nd half of 2022 (still within the forum rules on the timeline for posting)

Where: flat near Clapham Junction. Kind of visible from the main street, so don't go there if you live or work in the area, you might be spotted. The flat is nice and well kept, but the bed is really small.

Comms: all smooth, via text

Looks: I'd probably say a 6.5 overall. My guess is that she's early to mid 30s, that 10 years ago she was probably smoking hot but that time has taken its toll. Don't  get me wrong, she remains hot, she's in good shape (she might be a couple of pounds above her ideal weight but her figure remains very nice) but for the same price you can get better is all I'm saying. The boobs are nice if a bit saggy; the ass fits her figure perfectly (not huge, not tiny) but you can see some cellulite and tell she doesn't hit the gym.

Services: FK, DFK, OWO, sex in multiple positions

The deed: After the usual paperwork and shower, she hugs me, starts kissing my neck and then my mouth, slowly building to a good DFK. I take her bra off and we start exploring each other (lots of fingering). I ask for some OWO, she says "your wish is my command" giggling, and she starts a good OWO, playing with the balls while slurping up and down. She asks if I want to CIM or fuck, I say the latter, so glove on and she starts riding me in CG, and that's how round 1 ends.
In between rounds she takes a phone call, goes to the other room, and it seemed like she was talking about work - she probably has an office job and does this part time.
Some small talk about how long she's been in the country (she says she's Canadian but I'd struggle to tell Canadian from certain American accents), then round 2 is very similar to round 1, except we have time to change positions a few time.

Attitude: 9/10 Warm, welcoming, asked what my preferences were, eager to please

Would I go back? No. I cannot fault her for anything: she's hot, the service was good, her pictures were not photoshopped. It's just that, for that money, you can find better. But you can also find worse at higher prices!

Who should visit her? Anyone looking for a good GFE and who's fine with a hot early-tomid 30s lady. If you want gym-toned models, look elsewhere.


Offline Hobbit

Taking a phone call in between rounds during a session is terrible and would put me right off. You're paying good money and she's talking to her boss.

I remember contacting her before and I had no response. Sounds like I missed a bullet. Glad I never saw her.

Cheers for the review.

Offline NotThe

It was between round 1 and round 2.
I honestly didn't mind at all.
She must have told her boss she was working from home, which was true after all!

Offline Hobbit

It was between round 1 and round 2.
I honestly didn't mind at all.
She must have told her boss she was working from home, which was true after all!

If I was paying someone £200 per hour, I wouldn't want them wasting my time. For that £200 I bought her time which then became mine. So if they're on the phone during the session then she's wasting my time and my hard-earned money. Do you see my point?

Next time a hooker wastes your time like that I would tell her to fuck off!

Offline NotThe

I see your point
I wasn't trying to criticise you - we just have a different opinion on this.
Happy punting!