After the Adam and Eves thread, it looks like I am the massage parlour expert.
I quite like this place, but I have only really been there drunk (usually after a session at the Hatchet!). I don't know what it's like in the week, but they seem to have a lot of Chinese ladies working there on Friday/Saturday nights.
Obviously the beer goggles might have been having an effect, but I have not had a bad experience there. The location is terrible though, you have to time it just right if you want to get in there without being seen and leaving is terrifying if it's busy outside.
That is a terrible website. It's like something made in Geocities in the 90s.