Topless Massage New - Bayswater - Great sensual experience

[IAmNotFamous]

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This is my first punt since my semi-retirement 🤣

I was keen to punt this weekend so checked the forum and added this one to the hot list.

You guys don’t disappoint. This was a great experience.

Meet happened Jan 23. Paid £100 for 90 minutes.

The woman - Linda. Can’t tell if the photos are her. Others have described her as girl next door. I would class her as strong 6 out of ten (maybe weak 7). She’s attractive. Other members have mentioned the tooth. It didn’t put me off.

The experience - She asked what I wanted and told her HJ first then massage then another HJ. Round 1 - I’ve never experience Hegre style HJ (always up down up down) so this was a new experience for me 10/10. After I popped I turned over and realised first round was 55 minutes (it’s been two weeks since I last popped). I was shocked by that.

Massage - asked for strong and got a deep tissue. Deep deep. She’s good. She worked shoulders, back, lower back. Started on glutes and hamstring and suspect time was running out as she did the B2B and asked to flip over. Shame. Calves needed working on 8/10 (would have been 10 if calves included).

Round 2 - same as round one with the Hegre style HJ. She does watch you to look at facial reactions. She smiles when she knows she’s doing a good job lol. Popped which caught her by surprise. Her surprise was my surprise as she definitely knew when to slow fast slow fast with her HJ.

Offered to shower before but asked if I can do it after. She offered water. I turned it down (I was actually starving at this point lol). She massaged my front then stopped and showered. I wear my watch during meets and took a look - it ran over by 20 minutes lol. By the time I finished showering (I was quick) I’m sure that made it 25 minutes over or a 90 minute encounter going to a 115 minute encounter (almost two hours)

Others have said Linda is value for money. I concur. She is not a clock watcher, a fantastic masseuse and knows how to give HJs.

Location is Bayswater within walking distance. Others have said the venue is small. I concur but it isn’t off putting once in the rhythm of things.

Thanks UKP’ers for recommending because I do too. Team 👊🏼

[IAmNotFamous]

Post punt note. As mentioned in my review…I left feeling hungry.

First meal was burger and fries.

Still felt hungry so second meal was sushi.

Still felt hungry so Greggs sausage roll. That did the magic.

Her deep tissue massage does help work up an appetite could also be good for weight loss (if kept to one meal lol)

[welby]

Linda is very good at her job and great VFM

[tantraman]

The woman - Linda. Can’t tell if the photos are her. Others have described her as girl next door. I would class her as strong 6 out of ten (maybe weak 7). She’s attractive. Other members have mentioned the tooth. It didn’t put me off.

... bodyshot photos collected here

[jimbobster]

Her service was great,  but the room really puts me off a repeat.
I'd actually prefer to pay 10 quid more each visit if she moved to a nicer place.

[IAmNotFamous]

Her service was great,  but the room really puts me off a repeat.
I'd actually prefer to pay 10 quid more each visit if she moved to a nicer place.

I know what you mean. But once on my back and she started the show. I forgot about the size of the room.

Until I had to squeeze into the shower after 🤣

By that time, I knew I wasn’t going to be there for long.

I can understand how the environment can affect the experience. For me this wasn’t a problem (when I have my mind one something that would occupy my mind lol)

Given the zone one address, were charges increased by £10 per customer I don’t know if that would help her find a bigger venue. Zone one venues demand a premium.

But if UKP’ers want a different HJ experience to the usual up and down pump action, Linda is the one to go to

[Munter84]

Yet another lady who I've had hotlisted for aeons but never visited. I think this review will be my motivation to make a meet happen. Thanks OP!

[webpunter]

Hegre * & klixen references on here + numerous reviews got my interest

Am willing to trade the room for HJ skillset, up to a point
Mention of the room reeking of bayswater baby batter & a binful of harry filled tissues close by doesnt appeal
Key question is the bed or covering clean ?, coz i could put up with the rest of the gaff as long as this is the case
Not bothered about showering, wipe down with papertowel if she has this on a roll etc
TIA for any additional intel that can be shared

* am keeping an eye on Hegre re-opening their massage operation in Sitges, near Barcelona
€€€ tho the place looks the most sumptuous ever
& activities with the likes of Charlotta off the scale
Will report on a new thread if any news

[IAmNotFamous]

Hegre * & klixen references on here + numerous reviews got my interest

Am willing to trade the room for HJ skillset, up to a point
Mention of the room reeking of bayswater baby batter & a binful of harry filled tissues close by doesnt appeal
Key question is the bed or covering clean ?, coz i could put up with the rest of the gaff as long as this is the case
Not bothered about showering, wipe down with papertowel if she has this on a roll etc
TIA for any additional intel that can be shared

* am keeping an eye on Hegre re-opening their massage operation in Sitges, near Barcelona
€€€ tho the place looks the most sumptuous ever
& activities with the likes of Charlotta off the scale
Will report on a new thread if any news

The bed is covered. There is what looked like disposable covering on pillow and on the towel around the crotch area.  I’ve also read previous reviews mentioning the smell of used tissues (I love Carlos Santana’s reviews. Written in proper London speak 🤣) but keep in mind my visit was in January (2023) where traffic may be lower. The bin is next to the bed though.

But I went for the HJ skills going by UKP’ers reviews. I’ve never had a Hegre style HJ and 100% thankful for the UKP’ers who tried it and reviewed it.

[rich89]

Hegre * & klixen references on here + numerous reviews got my interest

Am willing to trade the room for HJ skillset, up to a point
Mention of the room reeking of bayswater baby batter & a binful of harry filled tissues close by doesnt appeal
Key question is the bed or covering clean ?, coz i could put up with the rest of the gaff as long as this is the case
Not bothered about showering, wipe down with papertowel if she has this on a roll etc
TIA for any additional intel that can be shared

* am keeping an eye on Hegre re-opening their massage operation in Sitges, near Barcelona
€€€ tho the place looks the most sumptuous ever
& activities with the likes of Charlotta off the scale
Will report on a new thread if any news

I've been bringing my own towel to cover the pillow and bed everytime I go, makes me feel a lot better that way.

[webpunter]

Indeed proper cockney 
Tho by his bruvva, SantanaCarlos 

There are a few masseuses who have mastered the Hegre style HJ
& a mash up with a bit of Klixen aint a disaster either
Its just that they are few & far between
Easier to find rocking horse shit
& a good few missions to unearth them

I uncovered one latter part of last year [thanks to a review on here]
Namely Angela in a R&T gaff in of all places West Byfleet in leafy Surrey
I wazzed up a review
The only problem is that she is now gorne 

This massage burd is now on HL, likewise  to the UKP reviewers

The bed is covered. There is what looked like disposable covering on pillow and on the towel around the crotch area.  I’ve also read previous reviews mentioning the smell of used tissues (I love Carlos Santana’s reviews. Written in proper London speak 🤣) but keep in mind my visit was in January (2023) where traffic may be lower. The bin is next to the bed though.

But I went for the HJ skills going by UKP’ers reviews. I’ve never had a Hegre style HJ and 100% thankful for the UKP’ers who tried it and reviewed it.

[webpunter]

Usually this would look a bit anorak-ish, especially on 1st visit
Suppose you could have a towel in a bag with gym gear etc
Mentioning this is where you are off after / just been there blah blah
Rather than looking like a hypochondriac
I get your modus operandi with this SP

I've been bringing my own towel to cover the pillow and bed everytime I go, makes me feel a lot better that way.