What do you do with a WG that you'd never dare to do with the Wife?

[Matium]

Met a guy who said his wife is off sex that if all he did was slap her bum, she'd go off in a paroxysm of fury.

What do you do with a WG that you'd never dare to do with the wife?

[The happy one]

Tell the girl as she plants her tongue up my arse that she is my anal lovin bitch and to tongue fuck my arse good

She does not use that mouth to kiss my kids

[SirFrank]

Rimming and anal. Besides generally having a labido of a female panda, My lass is pretty game but not for either of those.

[Harribbo]

It was anal, (my bird don't like it) but couple days ago I came home from work and just pounced on the mrs spat on my cock & her arse and forced it in her poo pipe. She screamed and told me to get out to which I replied with a simple "no" she started to moan and say stop at the same time which turned me on even more and I ended up cumming up her anus. She now said I can fuck her anal! Result.

Funny thing is though, the baby started waking up after we had finished at when she bent down to sort our daughter out. She accidentally farted and it sounded like she had shit herself. She didn't, it was the sound of my cum spraying out her arse! We did have a laugh. It all ended up in my boxer shorts aswell as she was wearing them! 

[The happy one]

It was anal, (my bird don't like it) but couple days ago I came home from work and just pounced on the mrs spat on my cock & her arse and forced it in her poo pipe. She screamed and told me to get out to which I replied with a simple "no" she started to moan and say stop at the same time which turned me on even more and I ended up cumming up her anus. She now said I can fuck her anal! Result.

Funny thing is though, the baby started waking up after we had finished at when she bent down to sort our daughter out. She accidentally farted and it sounded like she had shit herself. She didn't, it was the sound of my cum spraying out her arse! We did have a laugh. It all ended up in my boxer shorts aswell as she was wearing them! 

you really do have to love a spunky anal fart

Just so gross but so funny

[wristjob]

It was anal, (my bird don't like it) but couple days ago I came home from work and just pounced on the mrs spat on my cock & her arse and forced it in her poo pipe. She screamed and told me to get out to which I replied with a simple "no" she started to moan and say stop at the same time which turned me on even more and I ended up cumming up her anus. She now said I can fuck her anal! Result.

OK that creeped me out. So you arse raped her but she's up for it now?

[threechilliman]

Anal and CIM. Having always said no, recently she has made a promise to me, but then she had been at the tart fuel when she said it.

I'll keep you posted!!

tcm

[yorkshire123]

It was anal, (my bird don't like it) but couple days ago I came home from work and just pounced on the mrs spat on my cock & her arse and forced it in her poo pipe. She screamed and told me to get out to which I replied with a simple "no" she started to moan and say stop at the same time which turned me on even more and I ended up cumming up her anus. She now said I can fuck her anal! Result.

Funny thing is though, the baby started waking up after we had finished at when she bent down to sort our daughter out. She accidentally farted and it sounded like she had shit herself. She didn't, it was the sound of my cum spraying out her arse! We did have a laugh. It all ended up in my boxer shorts aswell as she was wearing them! 

Lucky she didn't report you or you could have found yourself getting arse raped as well for the next few years 

[PuntingPete]

It was anal, (my bird don't like it) but couple days ago I came home from work and just pounced on the mrs spat on my cock & her arse and forced it in her poo pipe. She screamed and told me to get out to which I replied with a simple "no" she started to moan and say stop at the same time which turned me on even more and I ended up cumming up her anus. She now said I can fuck her anal! Result.

Funny thing is though, the baby started waking up after we had finished at when she bent down to sort our daughter out. She accidentally farted and it sounded like she had shit herself. She didn't, it was the sound of my cum spraying out her arse! We did have a laugh. It all ended up in my boxer shorts aswell as she was wearing them! 

OMFG! Far TMI for this time of the morning 

[cunnyhunt]

It was anal, (my bird don't like it) but couple days ago I came home from work and just pounced on the mrs spat on my cock & her arse and forced it in her poo pipe. She screamed and told me to get out to which I replied with a simple "no" she started to moan and say stop at the same time which turned me on even more and I ended up cumming up her anus. She now said I can fuck her anal! Result.

Funny thing is though, the baby started waking up after we had finished at when she bent down to sort our daughter out. She accidentally farted and it sounded like she had shit herself. She didn't, it was the sound of my cum spraying out her arse! We did have a laugh. It all ended up in my boxer shorts aswell as she was wearing them! 

When did you wake from this dream 

[SirFrank]

OK that creeped me out. So you arse raped her but she's up for it now?

 

[Randy James]

Pay.

Everything else is fine :-)

[Harribbo]

When did you wake from this dream 

Defo not a dream my friend.

[threechilliman]

Pay.

Everything else is fine :-)

Oh, I think you do pay. They're the most expensive girl you'll ever have the pleasure of. My OH was showing off her £300 handbag last night.

tcm

[Harribbo]

OK that creeped me out. So you arse raped her but she's up for it now?

 

Don't think she would be up for it on the regs but she said she would do it again.

[jcdmj12]

Oh, I think you do pay. They're the most expensive girl you'll ever have the pleasure of. My OH was showing off her £300 handbag last night.

tcm

I've never understood this. Why do men put up with partners who don't pay their way?

[jcdmj12]

It was anal, (my bird don't like it) but couple days ago I came home from work and just pounced on the mrs spat on my cock & her arse and forced it in her poo pipe. She screamed and told me to get out to which I replied with a simple "no" she started to moan and say stop at the same time which turned me on even more and I ended up cumming up her anus. She now said I can fuck her anal! Result.

Funny thing is though, the baby started waking up after we had finished at when she bent down to sort our daughter out. She accidentally farted and it sounded like she had shit herself. She didn't, it was the sound of my cum spraying out her arse! We did have a laugh. It all ended up in my boxer shorts aswell as she was wearing them! 

Is this the same bird you confessed you were seeing prossies to?

[SirFrank]

Is this the same bird you confessed you were seeing prossies to?

If this was my lass (and she didn't kick me out) two things would certainly happen - I'd never be allowed anywhere near her bareback for at least 5 years and if I stuck my dick up her arse uninvited she would probably stab me. Not a flesh wound either. I'm talking psycho shit here - a propper carve up

[fly fifer]

Have sex.
 

[Harribbo]

If this was my lass (and she didn't kick me out) two things would certainly happen - I'd never be allowed anywhere near her bareback for at least 5 years and if I stuck my dick up her arse uninvited she would probably stab me. Not a flesh wound either. I'm talking psycho shit here - a propper carve up

Yes, we are still together lol. She still brings it up every now and then but she doesn't know about the 3 WGs iv been with after iv told her thank fuck.

[Blowmehappy]

CIM. My lady 'can't stand the texture' of cum. That makes me want to unload there even more. 

[touch.and.go]

Most of my likes basically. Even RO - my wife hasn't got a brazilian - she's got a fucking tropical rain forest. I can stand chewing through all that cud. 

[jcdmj12]

Yes, we are still together lol. She still brings it up every now and then but she doesn't know about the 3 WGs iv been with after iv told her thank fuck.

She's probably just biding her time until she works up enough courage to cut your cock off with a carving knife and feed it to the ducks whilst you sleep, Thai-style.   

[jcdmj12]

BDSM stuff... particularly getting the woman to top me. I've tried it in the past with other partner, and it's just awkward unless they know what they are doing.  Plus, my OH isn't as anywhere near as kinky as I am, and if anything, she's naturally more sub.

[Taggart]

When Mrs T and I got together, there was plenty of cock sucking, and I could cum in her mouth. It was also pretty frequent, my record being 6 times one night.

Then some years post marriage, both stop. "I dont like it anymore' was the refrain. I still connect the fact she suspected I was banging an ex-school chum (female), which I was !!

Then, contrary as women are, a few weeks ago she goes down on me without warning, and has a couples of time since, and it's not even my birthday. So life in the old dog, eh?

Oddly, she loves being rimmed, but fingers and cock in her arse are a strict no,  so I get that pleasure from WGs.

Funny creatures are women !

[Harribbo]

She's probably just biding her time until she works up enough courage to cut your cock off with a carving knife and feed it to the ducks whilst you sleep, Thai-style.   

I fucking hope not, I work nights so I sleep through the day and am pretty much dead to the world so I probably wouldn't even feel it.

[threechilliman]

Anal and CIM. Having always said no, recently she has made a promise to me, but then she had been at the tart fuel when she said it.

I'll keep you posted!!

tcm

Quick update. She's just completed CIM and swallowed - not all of iit as there was a few days worth. Anal might never happen as I'm not so keen.

tcm

[CBPaul]

It was anal, (my bird don't like it) but couple days ago I came home from work and just pounced on the mrs spat on my cock & her arse and forced it in her poo pipe. She screamed and told me to get out to which I replied with a simple "no" she started to moan and say stop at the same time which turned me on even more and I ended up cumming up her anus. She now said I can fuck her anal! Result.

Funny thing is though, the baby started waking up after we had finished at when she bent down to sort our daughter out. She accidentally farted and it sounded like she had shit herself. She didn't, it was the sound of my cum spraying out her arse! We did have a laugh. It all ended up in my boxer shorts aswell as she was wearing them! 

So, in the few months since your meltdown on here your OH has forgiven you for shagging prossies and doesn't suspect that you are still shagging them. Now she's also let you arse rape her with a creampie and will let you do it again.

Either you've been imbibing too much of the marching powder, watching too much porn or there is something more sinister than just the stories.

[Randy James]

Lol at above post.

[Sparquin]

 Experimenting with toys. Vibes, wands etc.  a vibe in the arse during vaginal penetration is very nice.

[Tjkooker]

Forcing sex on another that says no is rape. Wether she "liked" it in the end or not. I really don't think you are a suitable member of this forum. Field day for the forum haters having posters like you.

[Tjkooker]

Back on topic.

Watersports. For some reason various escorts I've met really get off on it. Especially receiving.  I'm not a fan of being pissed on myself but if the lass enjoys it I'm happy to drench her.

[Frenchie]

Forcing sex on another that says no is rape. Wether she "liked" it in the end or not. I really don't think you are a suitable member of this forum. Field day for the forum haters having posters like you.

Totally agree .... I won't say more .....but I really can't believe this hasn't been posted just to get a reaction .

[CBPaul]

Back on topic OP, more a case of what a prossie will do for me that the wife won't - simple really, the wife can't loose 25 years in age and won't loose 5 stone in weight. And a prossie will have sex, which is a bonus.

[Harribbo]

So, in the few months since your meltdown on here your OH has forgiven you for shagging prossies and doesn't suspect that you are still shagging them. Now she's also let you arse rape her with a creampie and will let you do it again.

Either you've been imbibing too much of the marching powder, watching too much porn or there is something more sinister than just the stories.

I still dabble, but I was sober at the time.


Everyone going on like iv raped my mrs is quite funny. We were going to engage in sex anyways but instead of putting it in her fanny iv stuck it in her arse. We both had a good time. Seems like there's a lot of haters are on these forums. Must be because there wife's are all dried up & bored of them. Where as my mrs loves my cock, I can give it to her everyday and I still go out and shag WGs & Civvies.

Not a Rapist, just a cunt.

[The High Sparrow]

I still dabble, but I was sober at the time.


Everyone going on like iv raped my mrs is quite funny. We were going to engage in sex anyways but instead of putting it in her fanny iv stuck it in her arse. We both had a good time. Seems like there's a lot of haters are on these forums. Must be because there wife's are all dried up & bored of them. Where as my mrs loves my cock, I can give it to her everyday and I still go out and shag WGs & Civvies.

Not a Rapist, just a cunt.

Agreed you were a cunt to rape her ass. No offense meant. 

[bronson24]

I still dabble, but I was sober at the time.


Everyone going on like iv raped my mrs is quite funny. We were going to engage in sex anyways but instead of putting it in her fanny iv stuck it in her arse. We both had a good time. Seems like there's a lot of haters are on these forums. Must be because there wife's are all dried up & bored of them. Where as my mrs loves my cock, I can give it to her everyday and I still go out and shag WGs & Civvies.

Not a Rapist, just a cunt.

Im suprised you managed to get it into your wifes fartpipe straight away without her doing any preparing for it. She must have some high pain tolerance.. And id hate to have seen what was on the end of your chopper after you pulled it out if she hadnt cleaned her self out first

[Harribbo]

Im suprised you managed to get it into your wifes fartpipe straight away without her doing any preparing for it. She must have some high pain tolerance.. And id hate to have seen what was on the end of your chopper after you pulled it out if she hadnt cleaned her self out first

Spat on my cock and her bum just before. There was a tiny bit of poo on the little chap afterwards. She said it hurt at first then it was pain/pleasure and she would do it again.

[Bigus Dickus]

There was a tiny bit of poo on the little chap afterwards.

 

[The President]

When did you wake from this dream 

 

My thoughts exactly

[Frenchie]

Back on topic OP, more a case of what a prossie will do for me that the wife won't - simple really, the wife can't loose 25 years in age and won't loose 5 stone in weight. And a prossie will have sex, which is a bonus.

+1  BIG TIME !!!!!!

[OldAdmin]

It was anal, (my bird don't like it) but couple days ago I came home from work and just pounced on the mrs spat on my cock & her arse and forced it in her poo pipe. She screamed and told me to get out to which I replied with a simple "no" she started to moan and say stop at the same time which turned me on even more and I ended up cumming up her anus. She now said I can fuck her anal! Result.

Funny thing is though, the baby started waking up after we had finished at when she bent down to sort our daughter out. She accidentally farted and it sounded like she had shit herself. She didn't, it was the sound of my cum spraying out her arse! We did have a laugh. It all ended up in my boxer shorts aswell as she was wearing them! 

Times up, bye bye.

[CBPaul]

Times up, bye bye.

He'll have more time for watching porn now.

Spat on my cock....... FFS.

Back to cloud cuckoo land and let's hope he stays there.

[myothernameis]

Make and cook the dinner, then wash all the dishes 

[jetpac]

Have sex.
 

Ditto. 

[ampersand]

Watersports. For some reason various escorts I've met really get off on it.

Or they are good actresses ............

[The happy one]

I am happy to tell a prozzie about another punt and what she did to make sure I go back.

Don't really wanna say that to the mrs