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Author Topic: What do you do with a WG that you'd never dare to do with the Wife?  (Read 3373 times)

Offline Harribbo

She's probably just biding her time until she works up enough courage to cut your cock off with a carving knife and feed it to the ducks whilst you sleep, Thai-style.   :D

I fucking hope not, I work nights so I sleep through the day and am pretty much dead to the world so I probably wouldn't even feel it.

Anal and CIM. Having always said no, recently she has made a promise to me, but then she had been at the tart fuel when she said it.

I'll keep you posted!!

tcm

Quick update. She's just completed CIM and swallowed - not all of iit as there was a few days worth. Anal might never happen as I'm not so keen.

tcm

Offline CBPaul

It was anal, (my bird don't like it) but couple days ago I came home from work and just pounced on the mrs spat on my cock & her arse and forced it in her poo pipe. She screamed and told me to get out to which I replied with a simple "no" she started to moan and say stop at the same time which turned me on even more and I ended up cumming up her anus. She now said I can fuck her anal! Result.

Funny thing is though, the baby started waking up after we had finished at when she bent down to sort our daughter out. She accidentally farted and it sounded like she had shit herself. She didn't, it was the sound of my cum spraying out her arse! We did have a laugh. It all ended up in my boxer shorts aswell as she was wearing them!  :lol:

So, in the few months since your meltdown on here your OH has forgiven you for shagging prossies and doesn't suspect that you are still shagging them. Now she's also let you arse rape her with a creampie and will let you do it again.

Either you've been imbibing too much of the marching powder, watching too much porn or there is something more sinister than just the stories.


Randy James


Offline Sparquin

 Experimenting with toys. Vibes, wands etc.  a vibe in the arse during vaginal penetration is very nice.

Offline Tjkooker

Forcing sex on another that says no is rape. Wether she "liked" it in the end or not. I really don't think you are a suitable member of this forum. Field day for the forum haters having posters like you.
Banning reason: Outing and trolling a punter because he posted a negative about his favourite prossie. White-knight fluffy that pretends otherwise.

Offline Tjkooker

Back on topic.

Watersports. For some reason various escorts I've met really get off on it. Especially receiving.  I'm not a fan of being pissed on myself but if the lass enjoys it I'm happy to drench her.
Banning reason: Outing and trolling a punter because he posted a negative about his favourite prossie. White-knight fluffy that pretends otherwise.

Forcing sex on another that says no is rape. Wether she "liked" it in the end or not. I really don't think you are a suitable member of this forum. Field day for the forum haters having posters like you.

Totally agree .... I won't say more .....but I really can't believe this hasn't been posted just to get a reaction .

Offline CBPaul

Back on topic OP, more a case of what a prossie will do for me that the wife won't - simple really, the wife can't loose 25 years in age and won't loose 5 stone in weight. And a prossie will have sex, which is a bonus.

Offline Harribbo

So, in the few months since your meltdown on here your OH has forgiven you for shagging prossies and doesn't suspect that you are still shagging them. Now she's also let you arse rape her with a creampie and will let you do it again.

Either you've been imbibing too much of the marching powder, watching too much porn or there is something more sinister than just the stories.

I still dabble, but I was sober at the time.


Everyone going on like iv raped my mrs is quite funny. We were going to engage in sex anyways but instead of putting it in her fanny iv stuck it in her arse. We both had a good time. Seems like there's a lot of haters are on these forums. Must be because there wife's are all dried up & bored of them. Where as my mrs loves my cock, I can give it to her everyday and I still go out and shag WGs & Civvies.

Not a Rapist, just a cunt. :thumbsup:

I still dabble, but I was sober at the time.


Everyone going on like iv raped my mrs is quite funny. We were going to engage in sex anyways but instead of putting it in her fanny iv stuck it in her arse. We both had a good time. Seems like there's a lot of haters are on these forums. Must be because there wife's are all dried up & bored of them. Where as my mrs loves my cock, I can give it to her everyday and I still go out and shag WGs & Civvies.

Not a Rapist, just a cunt. :thumbsup:

Agreed you were a cunt to rape her ass. No offense meant.  :hi:

I still dabble, but I was sober at the time.


Everyone going on like iv raped my mrs is quite funny. We were going to engage in sex anyways but instead of putting it in her fanny iv stuck it in her arse. We both had a good time. Seems like there's a lot of haters are on these forums. Must be because there wife's are all dried up & bored of them. Where as my mrs loves my cock, I can give it to her everyday and I still go out and shag WGs & Civvies.

Not a Rapist, just a cunt. :thumbsup:


Im suprised you managed to get it into your wifes fartpipe straight away without her doing any preparing for it. She must have some high pain tolerance.. And id hate to have seen what was on the end of your chopper after you pulled it out if she hadnt cleaned her self out first

Offline Harribbo


Im suprised you managed to get it into your wifes fartpipe straight away without her doing any preparing for it. She must have some high pain tolerance.. And id hate to have seen what was on the end of your chopper after you pulled it out if she hadnt cleaned her self out first

Spat on my cock and her bum just before. There was a tiny bit of poo on the little chap afterwards. She said it hurt at first then it was pain/pleasure and she would do it again.



Back on topic OP, more a case of what a prossie will do for me that the wife won't - simple really, the wife can't loose 25 years in age and won't loose 5 stone in weight. And a prossie will have sex, which is a bonus.

+1  BIG TIME !!!!!!

Offline Admin

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It was anal, (my bird don't like it) but couple days ago I came home from work and just pounced on the mrs spat on my cock & her arse and forced it in her poo pipe. She screamed and told me to get out to which I replied with a simple "no" she started to moan and say stop at the same time which turned me on even more and I ended up cumming up her anus. She now said I can fuck her anal! Result.

Funny thing is though, the baby started waking up after we had finished at when she bent down to sort our daughter out. She accidentally farted and it sounded like she had shit herself. She didn't, it was the sound of my cum spraying out her arse! We did have a laugh. It all ended up in my boxer shorts aswell as she was wearing them!  :lol:

Times up, bye bye.

Offline CBPaul

Times up, bye bye.

He'll have more time for watching porn now.

Spat on my cock....... FFS.

Back to cloud cuckoo land and let's hope he stays there.
« Last Edit: August 25, 2014, 12:13:35 AM by CBPaul »

Make and cook the dinner, then wash all the dishes  :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Offline aardvark

Watersports. For some reason various escorts I've met really get off on it.

Or they are good actresses ............

Offline The happy one

I am happy to tell a prozzie about another punt and what she did to make sure I go back.

Don't really wanna say that to the mrs
Banning reason: Suspected pimp involved in organizing parties


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