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Author Topic: What do you do with a WG that you'd never dare to do with the Wife?  (Read 3374 times)

Offline Matium

Met a guy who said his wife is off sex that if all he did was slap her bum, she'd go off in a paroxysm of fury.

What do you do with a WG that you'd never dare to do with the wife?

Offline The happy one

Tell the girl as she plants her tongue up my arse that she is my anal lovin bitch and to tongue fuck my arse good

She does not use that mouth to kiss my kids
Banning reason: Suspected pimp involved in organizing parties

Offline SirFrank

Rimming and anal. Besides generally having a labido of a female panda, My lass is pretty game but not for either of those.
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Offline Harribbo

It was anal, (my bird don't like it) but couple days ago I came home from work and just pounced on the mrs spat on my cock & her arse and forced it in her poo pipe. She screamed and told me to get out to which I replied with a simple "no" she started to moan and say stop at the same time which turned me on even more and I ended up cumming up her anus. She now said I can fuck her anal! Result.

Funny thing is though, the baby started waking up after we had finished at when she bent down to sort our daughter out. She accidentally farted and it sounded like she had shit herself. She didn't, it was the sound of my cum spraying out her arse! We did have a laugh. It all ended up in my boxer shorts aswell as she was wearing them!  :lol:

Offline The happy one

It was anal, (my bird don't like it) but couple days ago I came home from work and just pounced on the mrs spat on my cock & her arse and forced it in her poo pipe. She screamed and told me to get out to which I replied with a simple "no" she started to moan and say stop at the same time which turned me on even more and I ended up cumming up her anus. She now said I can fuck her anal! Result.

Funny thing is though, the baby started waking up after we had finished at when she bent down to sort our daughter out. She accidentally farted and it sounded like she had shit herself. She didn't, it was the sound of my cum spraying out her arse! We did have a laugh. It all ended up in my boxer shorts aswell as she was wearing them!  :lol:
you really do have to love a spunky anal fart

Just so gross but so funny
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Offline wristjob

It was anal, (my bird don't like it) but couple days ago I came home from work and just pounced on the mrs spat on my cock & her arse and forced it in her poo pipe. She screamed and told me to get out to which I replied with a simple "no" she started to moan and say stop at the same time which turned me on even more and I ended up cumming up her anus. She now said I can fuck her anal! Result.


OK that creeped me out. So you arse raped her but she's up for it now?

Anal and CIM. Having always said no, recently she has made a promise to me, but then she had been at the tart fuel when she said it.

I'll keep you posted!!

tcm

Offline yorkshire123

It was anal, (my bird don't like it) but couple days ago I came home from work and just pounced on the mrs spat on my cock & her arse and forced it in her poo pipe. She screamed and told me to get out to which I replied with a simple "no" she started to moan and say stop at the same time which turned me on even more and I ended up cumming up her anus. She now said I can fuck her anal! Result.

Funny thing is though, the baby started waking up after we had finished at when she bent down to sort our daughter out. She accidentally farted and it sounded like she had shit herself. She didn't, it was the sound of my cum spraying out her arse! We did have a laugh. It all ended up in my boxer shorts aswell as she was wearing them!  :lol:

Lucky she didn't report you or you could have found yourself getting arse raped as well for the next few years  :crazy:
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Offline PuntingPete

It was anal, (my bird don't like it) but couple days ago I came home from work and just pounced on the mrs spat on my cock & her arse and forced it in her poo pipe. She screamed and told me to get out to which I replied with a simple "no" she started to moan and say stop at the same time which turned me on even more and I ended up cumming up her anus. She now said I can fuck her anal! Result.

Funny thing is though, the baby started waking up after we had finished at when she bent down to sort our daughter out. She accidentally farted and it sounded like she had shit herself. She didn't, it was the sound of my cum spraying out her arse! We did have a laugh. It all ended up in my boxer shorts aswell as she was wearing them!  :lol:

OMFG! Far TMI for this time of the morning  :vomit:

Offline cunnyhunt

It was anal, (my bird don't like it) but couple days ago I came home from work and just pounced on the mrs spat on my cock & her arse and forced it in her poo pipe. She screamed and told me to get out to which I replied with a simple "no" she started to moan and say stop at the same time which turned me on even more and I ended up cumming up her anus. She now said I can fuck her anal! Result.

Funny thing is though, the baby started waking up after we had finished at when she bent down to sort our daughter out. She accidentally farted and it sounded like she had shit herself. She didn't, it was the sound of my cum spraying out her arse! We did have a laugh. It all ended up in my boxer shorts aswell as she was wearing them!  :lol:

When did you wake from this dream  :rolleyes:

Offline SirFrank

OK that creeped me out. So you arse raped her but she's up for it now?

 :D
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Randy James

Pay.

Everything else is fine :-)

Offline Harribbo


Pay.

Everything else is fine :-)

Oh, I think you do pay. They're the most expensive girl you'll ever have the pleasure of. My OH was showing off her £300 handbag last night.

tcm

Offline Harribbo

OK that creeped me out. So you arse raped her but she's up for it now?

 :lol:

Don't think she would be up for it on the regs but she said she would do it again.

jcdmj12

Oh, I think you do pay. They're the most expensive girl you'll ever have the pleasure of. My OH was showing off her £300 handbag last night.

tcm

I've never understood this. Why do men put up with partners who don't pay their way? :unknown:

jcdmj12

It was anal, (my bird don't like it) but couple days ago I came home from work and just pounced on the mrs spat on my cock & her arse and forced it in her poo pipe. She screamed and told me to get out to which I replied with a simple "no" she started to moan and say stop at the same time which turned me on even more and I ended up cumming up her anus. She now said I can fuck her anal! Result.

Funny thing is though, the baby started waking up after we had finished at when she bent down to sort our daughter out. She accidentally farted and it sounded like she had shit herself. She didn't, it was the sound of my cum spraying out her arse! We did have a laugh. It all ended up in my boxer shorts aswell as she was wearing them!  :lol:

Is this the same bird you confessed you were seeing prossies to?

Offline SirFrank

Is this the same bird you confessed you were seeing prossies to?

If this was my lass (and she didn't kick me out) two things would certainly happen - I'd never be allowed anywhere near her bareback for at least 5 years and if I stuck my dick up her arse uninvited she would probably stab me. Not a flesh wound either. I'm talking psycho shit here - a propper carve up
Banning reason: Shitstirring against admin on behalf of banned member


Offline Harribbo

If this was my lass (and she didn't kick me out) two things would certainly happen - I'd never be allowed anywhere near her bareback for at least 5 years and if I stuck my dick up her arse uninvited she would probably stab me. Not a flesh wound either. I'm talking psycho shit here - a propper carve up

Yes, we are still together lol. She still brings it up every now and then but she doesn't know about the 3 WGs iv been with after iv told her thank fuck.

CIM. My lady 'can't stand the texture' of cum. That makes me want to unload there even more. 

Most of my likes basically. Even RO - my wife hasn't got a brazilian - she's got a fucking tropical rain forest. I can stand chewing through all that cud.  :vomit:

jcdmj12

Yes, we are still together lol. She still brings it up every now and then but she doesn't know about the 3 WGs iv been with after iv told her thank fuck.

She's probably just biding her time until she works up enough courage to cut your cock off with a carving knife and feed it to the ducks whilst you sleep, Thai-style.   :D

jcdmj12

BDSM stuff... particularly getting the woman to top me. I've tried it in the past with other partner, and it's just awkward unless they know what they are doing.  Plus, my OH isn't as anywhere near as kinky as I am, and if anything, she's naturally more sub.

Offline Taggart

When Mrs T and I got together, there was plenty of cock sucking, and I could cum in her mouth. It was also pretty frequent, my record being 6 times one night.

Then some years post marriage, both stop. "I dont like it anymore' was the refrain. I still connect the fact she suspected I was banging an ex-school chum (female), which I was !!

Then, contrary as women are, a few weeks ago she goes down on me without warning, and has a couples of time since, and it's not even my birthday. So life in the old dog, eh?

Oddly, she loves being rimmed, but fingers and cock in her arse are a strict no,  so I get that pleasure from WGs.

Funny creatures are women !


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