Gemma - The Georgian - Oldham

[Pat Phelan]

I booked her for the hh based on the online pictures and the description given over the telephone that she does b to z. Now I’m quite picky regarding looks because I have to be attracted to the girl to perform but I’ve also met working girls that I didn’t fancy before but who provided a very good service to make up for the fact that they’re not great looking. On this particular occasion I didn’t fancy her (fuck knows who does) and the service did not in the slight bit make up for it.

She’s described as being in her 30’s. She’s not. She’s definitely in her 40’s, I’d say mid. Her eyes are brown but it states on the web site they’re blue. The website states she’s a size 10-12 which is laughable. She’s definitely a size 16-18 with big saggy tits which do look quite nice but only until she unleashes them out of her bra and they drop down to her gut. She has excess belly fat. I hate to be so judgemental and all that but I’ve been mislead and it’s cost me money. That person in those pictures is not her.

So into the room. She asks what service I like. I didn’t want to kiss her. Opted for owo. Now, I’ve never heard this one before in all the years I’ve punted. She said “do you want a normal owo for extra £10 or a very good one for £20”. She sort of demonstrated that the cheaper option includes mostly a wank with slight sucking. By this point I thought maybe the extra £10 for the “good blowjob” might be worth me driving all the way down here so I went with that. Without too much detail the blowjob was crap. She couldn’t get me hard because the pressure was extremely light and she kept wanking which didn’t help. I thought that she only did that for the cheaper blowjob. This went on for 15 minutes til I called it quits. This was by far the dodgiest punt I’ve ever had. “If you pay £20 for the blowjob I’ll suck it for 10 minutes, then you fuck me for 10 minutes and then I’ll suck you off for last 10 minutes.” What the fuck is that?! Never heard that one before.

Anyway, after failing to get a hard on because 1. She’s unattractive and 2. Her blowjob was crap I left. She gave me a tenner back upon request. £60 down the swanny.

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The website states she’s a size 10-12 which is laughable. She’s definitely a size 16-18 with big saggy tits which do look quite nice but only until she unleashes them out of her bra and they drop down to her gut. She has excess belly fat. I hate to be so judgemental

I think Ill save myself £60 and look in the mirror

[Clitheroelad]

Shocking OP. Absolutely shocking. Id be having a word with reception next time youre in.

[Pat Phelan]

If Jess does not come back to this place, neither will I ever

[Rack Admirer]

If Jess does not come back to this place, neither will I ever

What about Cherry, Pat? Have you tired of her blowjob skills?

I've only seen Cherry since the place reopened. Must admit, when I've been waiting in reception, none of the other girls working there have taken my fancy.

[Kool Keef]

Cheers for the review Pat.
The different rates for OWO are a new one on me  deffo one to give the widest of berths to.

[MerlinGray]

I was waiting for someone else and heard her talking, seemed a little... eccentric..a bit much for me

[Pat Phelan]

A lot of it’s just plain laziness with some of them. The ones who do a rubbish service. They can’t be arsed putting the work in but they’ll happily take £70 of your hard earned money. They remind me of the type of people who you see on mobility scooters in Benidorm, not because they’re disabled but because they can’t be arsed walking.

[MerlinGray]

A lot of it’s just plain laziness with some of them. The ones who do a rubbish service. They can’t be arsed putting the work in but they’ll happily take £70 of your hard earned money. They remind me of the type of people who you see on mobility scooters in Benidorm, not because they’re disabled but because they can’t be arsed walking.

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