Author Topic: Hot-Helen, Woodford  (Read 2036 times)


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Offline mrpunterton

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1hr - £120 + £30 anal + £10 owo

Comms:  This was an on the spur punt. Had an itch for anal so it was an AW available today + anal search.. found helen, a quick verification here and I after a couple of texts a time in a couple of hours and price was agreed and was given a postcode.  Not sure who was handling the comms but it was smooth, however I did get the "menu" text with a sea of extras.

The Place:  It is a semi-detached house off main road, I actually parked on one of the side roads a couple of minutes walk from the postcode but was then texted asking where I was.. so got back saying I was parking was given the house number and was told to there was a parking space outside..  I took this to mean she was waiting for me so I went and parked there however it is a drive-way and in hindsight was n't a good idea, there are trees separating the next doors but still there are signs saying there is CCTV.  I went and knocked on the door thinking she would be waiting but nothing happened, so I waited for what seemed like an eternity before getting back into the car and was just about to text her wtf when the door opened slighty which I took to be my cue to enter. 

The SP:  Was greeted by the girl in the picture wearing a coat and followed upstairs the room that was adequate.  Not sure what her age is but probably around mid-late 30's, would be very suprised if she was in her 40s.  Had a much more squarer chin than in the pics so either the pics have been heavily photoshoped or where taken 10+ years ago or a bit of both.  She was also more skinny then the pics would suggest with the bolt-ons being even more ridiculous then I was already expecting.   But overall body was good, face a bit disappointing as was expecting someone more cute, I mean it was was definitely her but if it was n't quite her if you get my drift.

The Punt:  Handed over the money and she went off for a few minutes.  Started with some very light kissing, others have said she did DFK or LFK but was very light with me but I suspect it was my facial hair as she did n't like it when my chin touched her neck.  Moved on to OWO, which was good, a bit too good as she could have made me cum and that what have been all that she wrote so I got her to stop as I could tell she was n't going to let me control the mouth action.  Then a bit more light kissing and decided to put on the condom for some mish, went in easily enough and was in the goldlielocks zone (not too tight, not too loose) and she made the right "asian" moans.  After ten or so minutes then decided to go for the A-levels, however even with lube it was a tight fit and although I got in the end I was n't getting much traction and she has a skinny arse which was n't great for encouragement so I decided to call it a day and go back to mish, she did n't ask to change the condom but on the plus side everything seemed very clean. 

So the the punt consisted of mainly mish with her moans (real or fake), light kissing and running her hands lightly down my back to  keep me interested and there was some reaction/wetness coming from her end which atleast during the act which made things better.  Eventually she said it was time to finish so decided to come on her tits which did n't play much of role in the punt other than that.  After the deed was done, started to get dressed whilst she started cleaning up the room and air freshening everyting.

On the way out asked to use the bathroom (is near the entrance on the ground floor) and heard she opened the door and could hear the next punter saying he was early.  However on leaving the guy was standing around outside, looked at the clock and it was 50 minutes past so I had around 40 minutes service at best.  As I was getting ready to leave looked up again and the next guy disappeared but am sure he did n't go in.

Conclusion:  This is a neutral for me, the extras where a waste of money and the whole experience was "meh" but I did n't come out thinking "why am I doing this?" so I guess that is something.  She is also obviously running a back-to-back operation and the whole entrance was less than descrete, so probably would n't recommend that location for the faint heated punter.   

Offline pepsicolaboy

I can't believe a Thai Sergei is charging £10 for owo, unbelievable.

Sounds like photos are shopped a lot (doesnt look mid 30s in the photos) and her jaw is square + engulfing bolt ons... :blush: :blush: :blush:

Suprised on the short changing on time and you and the other punter crossing the paths - the first is a big negative.

For this kind of money, I would expect my whole time and 2 pops minimum and/or massage till time is up.

Service does sound a little meh

Even a 30 mins quicky is £80 + £10 owo is pricey and I would have very low expectations of this one if I get tempted

For the area, she should be £60 - 30 mins and £100 - 1 hour including owo - maybe some other stuff thrown in if she is quiet.

I would expect something far superior for 80 & 120 IMO

Thanks for your review, moved down my Hot list significantly

 :hi: