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Author Topic: Lianasexy / Alex Joy – Adultwork / Personal Website – A Latvian Escort  (Read 4345 times)


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Offline Jason

MEETING DETAILS:
Escort name: 1. Adultwork : Liana (Lianasex) ; 2. Personal Website: Alex Joy
Adultwork profile: https://www.adultwork.com/2568513
Personal Website: http://alexjoy.escortbook.com/
Other ads: Cherry Girls; escort-stars, Abbey’s Orchids, IMPULSE
Phone: 07749684777
Date of Visit: mid-August 2014, Time of Visit: afternoon, Type of Visit: Incall (Edgware Road)
Time Spent: 2 hour, Fee Paid: £250

PREABLE:
I wanted to complete my formal starting review XI with a full back. Liana can play both as a right and left back - either you will be right back to her for more or leave her back before the meeting starts… In my team she earned the position of the right back but I can't vouch about yours…

ABOUT THE VENUE: (positive)
Liana’s place is less than 1 minute walk from Edgware Road tube station NW1. The flat is located in the building’s -1 floor (as opposed from being called a basement it doesn't have a separate entrance) -you press the letter (not number) of the flat on the intercom, Liana buzzes you in, you go to the staircase (btw it is the staircase which can be seen in Liana’s current profile picture) and go down the stairs. It is a two bedroom flat shared with her friend 1lanashade. Liana’s bedroom is large, bright and well-furnished with an amazing bed (designed for best sex…). Nice bathroom as well.

ABOUT THE ESCORT’S PHYSICAL APPEARANCE: (positive)
Liana is a pretty, young (real age 28y.o – born in 1986) girl from Latvia. Her profile pictures are authentic and the most accurate of them is this picture. Yes, her verification pic is visible – quite good for a verification pic but the other I quote above is more representative. She is 5ft5in (1.65m) tall (barefoot) with long legs, she has large natural 34D boobs, and she is a curvy slim size 10 with a great arse. If I were to nitpick I would say that her tits are slightly saggy and suffered a MINOR (not major) deflation around the areola region (I reckon a breastfeeding effect) but nothing seriously off putting – I personally liked her boobs. Overall she is pretty and curvy -in the good way - she certainly floated my boat…

ABOUT THE ESCORT’S PERSONALITY: (mostly positive)
Liana is pleasant and delightful when you get to know her, however initially, while she is in ‘guard mode’, she is a bit curt and slightly abrupt so she may come across a bit as cold or ‘too professional’. You have to work slightly in order to build rapport with her but once you achieve this you will be up for a very good GFE illusion. She is smart, well-spoken and does have a very good opinion on the things we discussed. Her English level is currently B1/B2 as that is defined by CEFR

ABOUT THE MEETING:
(A) Meeting arrangement: (positive)
I called her a day in advance, she replied promptly, I asked a few questions to which she replied honestly and she told me to call on the day in order to confirm the booking which I did. Once I was outside the station, she gave me directions to her place.

(B) During the meeting: (positive)
Liana opened her door and greeted me wearing sexy lingerie. When I got into the flat she “ordered” me to take off my shoes (inside the flat)- as if I was stepping into some kind of temple or so…not exactly what you would call the brightest welcome but anyway (I want to underline here that this had nothing to do with my own shoes - it is her policy). Generally the first few minutes up to and including the paperwork  didn't seem promising at all but I did recognise that her seemingly cold/professional behaviour was the result of her guard mode and her lack of good social skills rather than unfriendliness. So I gave her a chance and oh yeah, I am so glad I did…

POSITIVES :
1. GREAT vaginal penetration sex in several positions. As for positions we did the following (not in the this order of course) during 3 rounds in our 2 hour session: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6; Cowgirl: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5; Doggy: doggy, jockey,bodyguard, 71. Also very natural flow/transitioning during sex as if she can foresee what you want to do next-experience shows.
2. Masterful cowgirl (just amazing - experience shows…) 
3. Proper French kissing with plenty of tongue
4. Her orgasm during the second round (genuine or not it was a highlight)
5. Enjoyable oral (both ways) – good OWO (albeit with no eye contact) and she likes to be eaten -clean pussy
6. No rushing to cum
7. Good massage
8. No clockwatching
9. Freshly showered
10. She doesn’t take back to back bookings.

NEUTRALS :
1. Cum twice per hour principle. She did let me know about cum restrictions over the phone so it was an informed decision. Also when she went on top with her great riding skills it appeared as if she was trying to make me cum soon … I found it way too hard to resist to not blow my load but I am experienced enough and managed to hold back by bringing her to the see-saw position I referred above (position 2 in cowgirl list)
2. I know that many of you prefer to be lazy and just want to lay back and get pampered with OWO… a bit unlikely this to happen with Liana as she will most likely slap you on the thigh put on a condom and tell you “are you going to fuck me or what?”.
3. No dirty talk – other than her moans during sex or few words during exchanging positions she doesn't speak during penetration. But to be fair I didn't prompt any dirty talk, as I enjoyed the silent “lovemaking” atmosphere.
4. Her Adultwork fee (£140 for the first hour and £250 for two hours) is lower than the fee in her personal website (£200ph) for a reason. The latter is higher as it is the fee for non-stop sex, i.e. 60 continuous minutes of an uninterrupted penetration and oral sex. Although she doesn't specify it explicitly from my experience the maximum sex time for her Adultwork fee is around 40-45 minutes per paid hour – rest of time is filled with massage, cuddling, kissing (FK and body kissing), myself having showers (LOL), conversation, etc. Still the intimacy was there all the time so this restriction didn't bother me and after all it was a 2hr session – bounded to have some short intervals with no sex.
5. No CIM/COF - not sure whether these services are available at an extra cost (just ask her on the phone, she is honest and she will let you know). The absence of these services doesn’t bother me.
6. No shower together

NEGATIVES :
Other than the first 4-5mins which appeared cold, none.


CONCLUSIONS AND FINAL VERDICT:
Personally I liked Liana and this is what is the most important thing as far as MY review is concerned.

Q. Do I recommend her? Price may be an issue for some, but if you are like me who like variety she is a very decent punt and sex with her is truly great – she is really skilful. But I reckon that she might not click with everyone due to her initial guard mode attitude and that some may find her manipulative. My advice if you meet her is to give her a chance and she will be a volcano. But it does help to be assertive (not demanding though as you might pick up a fight with her) so I would say she is suitable mostly for advanced players who know “how to be calm and take a penalty kick and score it” … but be careful to not be cocky as you might end up replicating Baggio. Of course fluffies can score penalties in their one goal and celebrate but I am not talking to them.

Q. Do I think she is overpriced? Hmmm. Considering what is around she could be considered as slightly overpriced. A rate of £120-£130ph would be more correct but for these extra £10-£20 you get better premises, better availability/reliability, no back to back bookings, etc. The two hour fee of £250 is fair. She is far from being a bargain (which in her case that would be a price of £100ph or less) so if you are a bargain hunter you may need to look elsewhere. Still lower than her full fee of £200ph - which I am sure there are punters who pay it even for the standard service.

Q. Would I meet her again (going back in time)? A. Yes.

Q. Will I meet her again in the future? A. Yes.

DETAILED SCORES ABOUT THE ESCORT:
Attractiveness/Beauty: 8.4/10 (face score: 8.4/10; body score: 8.4/10) – ratings given based on this scale
Patience & Politeness/Friendliness: 8.0/10 (6/10 initially and 10/10 afterwards)
Willingness to please: 8.0/10
Participation, enthusiasm & expression of enjoy: 10/10
Available services: 9.4/10
Quality of available services: 9.8/10
Hygiene Standard: 10/10
Sex Protection Standard: 10/10
Health level: 10/10 
English level: 7.0/10
Location: 10/10
Premises: 10/10
Discretion: 10/10
Smoker status: Non-smoker (or at least no noticeable evidence for the opposite) - I am not really 100% sure.
Tattoos: None
Piercings: None
Quality/price ratio: Fair

NONMENCLATURE OF SUBSECTIONS RATINGS:
positive=4.5 or 5stars, mostly positive=3.5 or 4stars, mixed=2 or 3stars, negative=0 or 1stars
neutral=something that either doesn't bother me personally generally or didn't bother me at the time although it would be preferable if it were available or avoided (depending on the subject). It might be decisive for others though that is why is mentioned.


2 review(s) found for Lianasexy linked to in above post (2 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)
1 review(s) found for 1lanashade linked to in above post (1 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)

thanks, another great review.  All covered in detail. Glad you had a good one. Is there a thread where you explain what the starting 11 reference is?

Offline Jason

I tried to make an analogy with football as I completed 11 formal UKP reviews i.e. as many as the players of a football team – something that allowed me to make a pun with the right and left back (defensive positions in football btw) in my introduction. I guess it was a failed attempt at humour, sorry.

oh, sorry, i thought you might have done the world cup challenge or something. regarding left back and right back, I thought it might be a straightforward case of a set wc challenge of 11 nationalities or the like.  I would put parisb as the keeper, as I imagine shes desperate to get her hands on balls for pay after her fiasco.

Offline mrhappypants

Thanks for the review Jason.  I suggest your next review is of a strict S&M mistress who enforces the rules and hands out punishment with ruthless efficiency in the "referee" role.   

Offline Tailpipe

She looks hot to me good review , detail levels all paralled . :cool:

password02

Thanks Mr Jason for another detailed review - you need to slow down as I am still on catch up mode - hope to see another AW girl you reviewed for next week - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=34930.0
 :hi:
« Last Edit: August 21, 2014, 05:13:39 PM by password02 »

Offline Jason

I think this picture is even more representative about her face (not so much about her body). Yes professional but it is like having her in front of me staring at me.

Offline Mr Br1ghts1de

[ POSITIVES :
1. GREAT vaginal penetration sex in several positions. As for positions we did the following (not in the this order of course) during 3 rounds in our 2 hour session: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6; Cowgirl: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5; Doggy: doggy, jockey,bodyguard, 71. Also very natural flow/transitioning during sex as if she can foresee what you want to do next-experience shows.


I was not so sure about your first XI reference, but I'm very impressed you managed '15 Scoring positions' in a mere 2 hours  :hi: :hi: :hi:

Great review as ever.


Offline helmsdale

Its Russian culture for visitors to take off their shoes, normally there will be a load of flipflops inside the entrance available for you to wear inside the flat.
Banning reason: Making race postings after being barred from Off-Topic section for racist comments. Used up all chances.

Online NightKid

4. Her Adultwork fee (£140 for the first hour and £250 for two hours) is lower than the fee in her personal website (£200ph) for a reason. The latter is higher as it is the fee for non-stop sex, i.e. 60 continuous minutes of an uninterrupted penetration and oral sex. Although she doesn't specify it explicitly from my experience the maximum sex time for her Adultwork fee is around 40-45 minutes per paid hour – rest of time is filled with massage, cuddling, kissing (FK and body kissing), myself having showers (LOL), conversation, etc. Still the intimacy was there all the time so this restriction didn't bother me and after all it was a 2hr session – bounded to have some short intervals with no sex.

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned it yet but I think the quoted text above is bullshit on her part.

If I've agreed to and paid for whatever amount, then however much time I want to spend having sex or otherwise is completely up to me.
The way you've put it, it sounds you get hit with a ridiculous extra if you're looking to have more than 45 mins of action. And that's just not on.

Admittedly, the likelihood of being able to have at it non-stop for longer than three quarters of an hour is low but ... in principle, I do not agree with such practices.  :thumbsdown:

Offline vt

I tried to make an analogy with football as I completed 11 formal UKP reviews i.e. as many as the players of a football team – something that allowed me to make a pun with the right and left back (defensive positions in football btw) in my introduction. I guess it was a failed attempt at humour, sorry.

You'll have to wait until punt no.15, then you can do some really obvious Rugby puns about 'hookers' and 'up and under'!!   :D

Offline Jason

If I've agreed to and paid for whatever amount, then however much time I want to spend having sex or otherwise is completely up to me. The way you've put it, it sounds you get hit with a ridiculous extra if you're looking to have more than 45 mins of action. And that's just not on.
On the phone I always ask whether there are restrictions about the number of cum times. When the answer is positive (or negative depending on the way I ask it) I ask whether we can have non-stop sex for the entire paid time. She did answer that this would be £200ph –her full fee. She was honest and it was an informed decision on my part (that is why I didn't mark it down as negative). I didn't go there expecting non-stop sex - I did push the boundaries though and 3/4 of the paid time was sex. The rest of the time was spent on the things I referred in my review. The flow of events was natural anyway so this restriction didn't personally bother me.

You'll have to wait until punt no.15, then you can do some really obvious Rugby puns about 'hookers' and 'up and under'!!   :D
Correction - until formal UKP review no. 15. But yes I do agree about the Rugby puns - I will attempt them. :thumbsup:

Offline El Jefe

I've added her to my hotlist.
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