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Author Topic: Do you remember your first punt ?  (Read 4793 times)

Offline Mij

Jan 2009 - The Belfry.....travelled up from the Boat Show in London. Absolutely cacking myself all day, although she did try her best to calm my nerves with nice text messages thoughout the day. Heart was beating like a nutter in the seconds before she knocked on the door....

19-year old.....cracking body...fantastic oral skills (which I'd not come across at all before!) 1st time CIM, and she swallowed it all too....then a couple of rounds of fantastic fucking her tight teen pussy. Hooked from then on, although sadly had quite a few punts that were utter crap and made me question why I do this! Good to remember the nice ones though!

Only a few years ago.
Drinking in a Wan Chai bar in HK. Approached by a very cute petite but shapely Filipino. Staggered back together to hotel. Insisted we had a shower together which was a real turn on and sobered me up for a night of fun! She told me she was flying back home the following day.
Couldn't resist returning to the bar the following day. It was like being a kid in a sweet shop! Got addicted. Surprised really all my teeth haven't fallen out by now!

Offline The happy one

God yes

A mixed race girl in a place called

The rose garden

About 4 miles from the camp in Belize

Sent the night for about £15

She took her teeth out to give me what can only be discribed as an amazing gum job

And had her tongue so far up my arse my eyes were cleaned from the inside

Amazing

That was 1983
Banning reason: Suspected pimp involved in organizing parties

Online shagbambi

1998.
Petite blonde girl with huge tits. She wasted 20mins giving me a massage.  I did not know better!  Covered oral, then she fucked me.  No kissing allowed. 

Went back the next day to punt with her friend.

Offline fenderswoop

2001 with a girl in Birmingham called Emma. Think she might have even advertised under the name Emma De Montford or something like that. Pretty forgettable really but it was my first time.

Second punt was much better and with Sammy Jo just off St Pauls Square. Introduced me to a new position that was amazing and gave a wonderful view of her gorgeous arse as she was riding me reverse cowgirl and I was hooked.

Offline Ben4454


Cracking set of experiences !
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Offline a10

A flat in King's Lynn, from an advert in the Daily Sport. Convinced I was going to be robbed as soon as I got through the door but horny to experience it all. Emptied my wallet but for the cash for the punt and walked up. Small room with a single bed and 14" TV playing a VCR of porn.

The lady herself was 20 years older than the advert said, but had a good body nonetheless. OWO, plenty of RO (including her lowering herself on my face from standing over me - an image that stays with me) and mish/doggy fucking. Finished by being wanked off onto my own stomach.

Couldn't wait to try it again. Hooked from day one, never looked back.

Yes I remember, it was shit, there was no AW and living out in the sticks at the time google didn't do much good and the papers were useless (out in the countryside remember) and so I was reliant on a shitty homebrew website that I did manage to find with crap photos, after a few more Johnnie Walkers I may be tempted to try to find it for a laugh.
The meet was like something out of a sitcom, wouldn't tell me her address so had to meet in a service station car park then get in her car and she drove me to her house, she was in her 40's I was early 20's but she wasn't a milf, it was a shit hole of a house full of nicked stuff and she had a limp (yes really).
We got undressed and I do kinda remember her body wasn't that bad, she told me she had been playing with her self to get ready for me and she was sopping wet, would have been a turn on if it wasn't for the stale piss smell.....yeah really.
Now because of her gammy leg she couldn't do anything except lie there so I had to put my flaccid cock into her mouth and coax it into life and put a rubber on and open her legs slooowly and commence with methodical sloooww humping, it was awful...... to add to it she wouldn't shut the fuck up about how she was training to be a magician... real turn on.
The only good thing to come out of it was that fact I had actually summoned the courage to pay for it and things got much better from then onwards thankfully, cant remember how much I paid for the disaster wouldn't have been much I would have thought.
« Last Edit: August 22, 2014, 12:15:00 AM by Mancspunter »

Offline wristjob

I found a number in the paper and got a bus to this place in Reading. I get sent to a room by the maid and told the girl will be in soon. Maybe I was gooey eyed, I just remember her as being stunning. She goes to give oral (covered) and I was young and inexperienced so I lasted about 5 seconds - and she just gets up and walks out the room.

Date:                    February 1994

Venue:                  Trebeck Street, Shepherd Market, Mayfair, London  (Walk-up - No idea if they still exist these days)

Contact Details:     One of those numerous dodgy phone booth cards

WG Details:           Described over the phone by the maid as a "stunningly beautiful Italian lady, with voluptuous curves" early thirties
                            age wise.

Actual WG:            Forty something (maybe older) Italian lady, not the most appealing as per maid's description.
in person               Should have left, but was very naïve in those very early days of my punting hobby.
                           

Offline Daffodil

I do, but I wish I couldn't  :D

Offline itk

Norwich, 20 odd years ago. Me and two mates drove around the RLD having a look. Came across two girls, Jane and Claire who took us back to their grotty flat. I had Jane, petite blonde and for £20 got a covered BJ and hand job. Also watched her play with herself. Never looked back.

Offline sam55

About 5 years ago.

Brooklyns in Crewe.

I'd bottled out and come home empty handed the week before so was determined to go through with it. Had a few glasses of wine in nearby pub (didn't want beer as I thought I'd need a piss during the punt!).

Furtively phoned up, 3 girls free, rushed up the stairs and maid opened the door, I told her it was my first time.  Stood shaking in the waiting room while these 3 gorgeous girls (seemed that way anyway) came in and introduced themselves. Maid came back and I picked one, paid with quivering hands and dry mouth, went into room and undressed. The girl came in and started giving me a back massage, after 5 minutes turned me over and it was totally flaccid. I think I eventually got semi hard and managed a perfunctory shag. Couldn't wait to get out afterwards.

Not a great experience sex wise, but writing this has made me realise that most of the pre punt excitement has gone and it's a bit like going shopping now.

I suppose as guys have said on here, you need to push the boundaries to get the same buzz, it's addictive.  I am quite excited about seeing Teen Chelsea next week though!
« Last Edit: August 22, 2014, 08:07:32 AM by sam55 »

Offline sam55

Yes I remember, it was shit, there was no AW and living out in the sticks at the time google didn't do much good and the papers were useless (out in the countryside remember) and so I was reliant on a shitty homebrew website that I did manage to find with crap photos, after a few more Johnnie Walkers I may be tempted to try to find it for a laugh.
The meet was like something out of a sitcom, wouldn't tell me her address so had to meet in a service station car park then get in her car and she drove me to her house, she was in her 40's I was early 20's but she wasn't a milf, it was a shit hole of a house full of nicked stuff and she had a limp (yes really).
We got undressed and I do kinda remember her body wasn't that bad, she told me she had been playing with her self to get ready for me and she was sopping wet, would have been a turn on if it wasn't for the stale piss smell.....yeah really.
Now because of her gammy leg she couldn't do anything except lie there so I had to put my flaccid cock into her mouth and coax it into life and put a rubber on and open her legs slooowly and commence with methodical sloooww humping, it was awful...... to add to it she wouldn't shut the fuck up about how she was training to be a magician... real turn on.
The only good thing to come out of it was that fact I had actually summoned the courage to pay for it and things got much better from then onwards thankfully, cant remember how much I paid for the disaster wouldn't have been much I would have thought.

Great review! Sorry about the punt, but I think we've all been there (not literally!)

my first ever punt was in amsterdam when i was about 20,had round one then left to find a cash machine before heading back for round two!

The first punt of my regular punting/awork career was about 3years ago with thai suzy,ive  racked up a fair few different experiences since but her deep rimming was up with the best of them service wise

Offline gorge

About 2000/2001 Near Norwich Railway Station - A women called Sharon - Blond tarty.
I remember she go really worried when I said I found her number from the internet. Everything was covered - if I wanted to go down on her I had to put a plastic bag between! - so I declined.
I was very nervous - I even went to the wrong door number although I had written the number on my hand.
Afterwards felt empty and knew I didn't need to do it again - until the next week when I went with a girl from Stanstard Escorts- and never looked back.

Offline 385North

My first punt was around 1998, I think. As a bloke in his mid-twenties who hadn't had a shag for over 5 years I decided to pay a professional to solve the problem. I found a prostitute fairly local to me at the time via a contact magazine. I arrived by cab and immediately made the mistake of knocking on the wrong door. Thankfully nobody was a home, and after a few minutes of searching up and down the road (I may as well have had a neon sign above my head flashing ‘first time punter’) I managed to find the right address.

I knocked on the door and from inside a voice barked “who is it?!?1”. “Erm, I have an appointment” I said and the door finally opened. I think her working name was something naff like Sexy Sally and on the phone she claimed to be mid-thirties but in reality she was early fifties. She did however have tits the size of zeppelins which pleased me greatly. Shoes off and 60-quid handed over for ‘full sex’. She asked me to strip and pretty much mirrored me undressing. Once I was lying on the bed she then removed her smalls.

She gave me a quick (very light) massage and the then whipped out a condom. There was no kissing, no touchy feely foreplay, no fingering, no cock-sucking (all of which were extras), although I do remember stroking her arse just the once. She rammed the condom on with a vice-like grip around my cock, and as per my worst fears, I exploded immediately. She smiled and then, out of sympathy I assumed, climbed onto my wilting cock, performed a very slight rise and fall, and then climbed off and covered her tits up.

"Er, is that it then" I asked somewhat nervously. "Well, unless you want to come again" she said. "I think I can manage that" I said, cheekily, but completely getting the wrong end of the stick. "That'll be another £60 then" she said holding her hand out. Sensing that I had been the victim of, quite literally a heavy handed tactic to make me cum as quickly as possible, I got dressed and walked home in state of simultaneous despair and elation. With my head filled with porn prior to the booking, the hour long festival of love I had planned hadn't quite worked out as I imagined it would.

Still, 2 days later I managed to find a girlfriend and for the next few years had it pretty much on tap. Funny how things like that work out.

Offline virgil


I miss the days of a quick porn film and stripper followed by a visit to a parlour. The Birmingham parlour scene is considerably worse today than it was back then when it seemed every high street had a parlour.

Horny days!

Oh it wasn't just me then doing that trick in Brum! But never noticed you next to me walking quickstep and bulging flies headed for car and current fave parlour.

Offline LL

My first punt was shit.  I was very nervous and asked for just a BJ.  I didn't know how long I needed when asked.  Ended up paying almost £100 for 30 minutes.  I then came within 5 minutes of the girl sucking me off.  During the massage that followed I asked if I could fuck her but was told that would be another £100.  Not £10 on top of what I'd already paid but I would need to pay the full amount as if it were a completely new booking.  I felt disappointed but still went back and nailer her a month later (it was better than our first meeting but still not great!)

Oh it wasn't just me then doing that trick in Brum! But never noticed you next to me walking quickstep and bulging flies headed for car and current fave parlour.

Ha! And I thought you were a stalker. Turns out you were another horny punter just like me  :cool:

Offline David1977

Late 80s early 90s. I was calling a girl I was seeing from a phone box and saw an advert for "slag Susan" and my dick took over! Used my last bit of change to call and make a booking. Don't remember much about her other than she was foreign and spoke with a thick accent.

In 1997 I was on a kibbutz for 6 weeks and hadn't had a sniff of pussy so decided to go home. On my way to the airport I was flicking through the Lonely Planet guide and came across a page about Tel Aviv's RLD. So took a detour there thinking it would be a great place to see a prostitute as I don't know anyone in Tel Aviv and won't be spotted.

Had a covered blow job from a Russian girl. As I left I raised my arms in the victory pose thinking that I've ticked that off my list and don't need to do that again. A few days later I'm balls deep in a gorgeous young English blonde in a parlour round the corner from my house in London.

Online webpunter

Yonks & yonks ago - massage parlour
Actually had a sauna in the place
Fun time with massage & HR
Now i like visiting parlors periodically - when the girlies are fit & the place is pukka
Flirting with the maid
The faint whiff of Johnsons gives me the horn

Offline rubric

About 20 years ago, in a massage parlour, by an elegant looking black woman in her mid 30s. She didn't kiss and did oral with - though not a terrible experience in-spite of that as the whole place was warm and clean. Punted sporadically until 3-4 later when I discovered EE girls, and the giggles parlour out in East London.

I used to get so stressed organising them that I'd literally shake so hard my teeth would chatter together.
« Last Edit: August 30, 2014, 06:58:11 PM by rubric »

In a camer in Amsterdam when I was at a conference. Was there on my own and there was no one I knew so I went to look around the RLD for the evening. There was a girl I was very impressed with but I had no intention of visiting. Then as it was busy there was a thrust from the crowd and my foot went down to her door & she opened it. Could be luck that I ended in that spot but combined with the thrust, it was probably lust...

I was probably only in there for 10 mins but an unforgettable evening.


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