Fozia - Al Shafa Clinic, Sparkbrook, Birmingham

[JohnWaynes]

Saw the reviews from bonham and P.O.G which reminded me to leave my own.  I've been living in the UAE for a while and got used to having a weekly massage in the most luxurious surroundings you could imagine by the most beautiful women, so please bare that in mind when reading this.  Missing those massages, and the chance to have one at a fraction of the cost, led me to Al Shafa Clinic.

Date: 3rd week in Dec 22.

Advert: External Link/Members Only

Booked: Phoned 0121 293 6269, a man answered and I booked 30 mins for £25.  They do not accept withheld numbers.

Cost: £25 plus £30

Area: Shit hole.  As stated in other recent reviews, it is on a very busy and very well known junction where homeless people harass drivers.  If you are local, it might not be a good idea.  If you are white, you will stand out like a beacon.

Parking:  Parked nearby at Aldi for free and walked, but note the max time at Aldi is 1.5 hours.

Premises: Small reception with 5 or so chairs, 2 massage rooms seen, then a toilet, then the "doctors" office at the end.

Girl: Fozia.  Approx 5' tall and very petite.  Tiny hands.  Indian/Pakistani.  Great B/C cup tits.  Hairy arms, shoulders and back.  Very long pony tail.  Pretty face, but had lipstick all over her lips and teeth (tried not to think what had caused that).  Said she was 23 but she looks younger (hence I asked her age).  She appeared to be very tired.  Bonham described her as being "a tad slow".  I'd agree with this, and it made me feel uncomfortable; but you only discover this during conversation and by that time you're naked and getting tugged off.  Aside from that she's a very pleasant woman.   

Action: I sat in the massage room with my boxers on, she walked in and locked the door.  Wasn't offered a towel or anything so I asked her whether I should just take them off and she said yes.  I did notice she didn't wash her hands despite there being a sink.  I then lay on my front and with a look of surprise she asked whether I actually wanted a massage!  I said not just a massage.  I asked lots of questions and found that everything was on offer, but I just went with topless HJ for £30.  Started to massage my ass with no effort or skill.  Asked her to do my balls and crack and she did.  She did anything I asked actually.  HJ was actually ok although she had a strange method involving both hands and occasionally fingering my ass.  For the reason above I was keen to get it over with.  She was happy for me to finish on her tits, but I cum a lot and it ended up on her face, the wall and the carpet (yes, carpet).  She was ok about this, and told me not to worry about cleaning up.  That would be fine, but she didn't clean the wall or the carpet either!  She got dressed and despite there being ten minutes left she didn't offer anything else (which suited me) but did ask me not to leave early which was odd.  I got dressed after wiping myself on the paper that had been on the table whilst trying not to stand in my own jizz.  Then we ended up chatting for ten minutes, whispering so that the "doctor" wouldn't hear.  We left the room and I again noticed she hadn't washed her hands, despite minutes earlier having her fingers up my hoop.  I saw the computer screen on the way out - names and numbers of all clients are held on a database - so be careful.  There is also CCTV in reception.     

Summary: Got home and felt the need to give myself a clean with alcohol and then shower.  As I said, I think I've been spoiled by the UAE (and some great arrangements via Seeking.com).  The woman was very pretty and the trip did the job, although I remember feeling a bit sorry for her.  Everything is on offer if you want to pay more.  I have given it a neutral, but only because I won't be going back.   

[Jasonk71]

I don't like this business with saving numbers
What happens if you turn up at shop without a booking? Do you have to give them a no or can you tell them that you don't have one

[brumboy1]

Thanks for the review - what were her charges for the other extras did you happen to ask?

[JohnWaynes]

Thanks for the review - what were her charges for the other extras did you happen to ask?

Sorry I didn't ask, as I'd already decided I just wanted a HJ, but BJ and sex are both on offer.

[shed]

Can you explain why you felt sorry for her. Just asking

[JohnWaynes]

Can you explain why you felt sorry for her. Just asking

Probably more a reflection on me than her. She just didn’t seem to want to be there and I imagine she could be easily manipulated.

[ws1a37]

Are they registered with the ICO, to save names and phone numbers on a database

[shed]

Are they registered with the ICO, to save names and phone numbers on a database

Now what do you think 

[GingerNuts]

Probably more a reflection on me than her. She just didn’t seem to want to be there and I imagine she could be easily manipulated.

If you think a vulnerable person might be being exploited you should do something about it.

[JohnWaynes]

If you think a vulnerable person might be being exploited you should do something about it.

I would if I thought she was being forced to work there, but I saw nothing to suggest that. I meant that she might be manipulated by customers. I’m also inexperienced in this, and knowing what is normal, so I would hope anyone experienced who has concerns would be better placed to make that decision. Thanks.

[bonham]

I would if I thought she was being forced to work there, but I saw nothing to suggest that. I meant that she might be manipulated by customers. I’m also inexperienced in this, and knowing what is normal, so I would hope anyone experienced who has concerns would be better placed to make that decision. Thanks.

I didnt get that feelings she didnt want to be there .
But I get the feeling I don't want to be at work somdays but that could be something to do with who I'm working with   

[waly]

no point posting another review as it would be so similar to the others. However to firmly pont out massage is non existant just rubbing up and down. I would suggest only booking half hour as she makes it very clear from the beginning she is only inyerested in the extras, kept asking if i only wanted massage, actually wanted some arousal but it never happened.

Thanks for the review - what were her charges for the other extras did you happen to ask?

he £20- topless add £10 (£30)- b2b add £20 (£40) she claims FS is not allowed (but get her wet, take your own rubber and add £40)

[Jasonk71]

I assume that owo would be £20

[brumboy1]

Did you manage to see any other girls in there? i called and was told Yasmin and Fozia were working - was wondering if anyone has seen yasmin?

[bonham]

Did you manage to see any other girls in there? i called and was told Yasmin and Fozia were working - was wondering if anyone has seen yasmin?

No I not seen yasmin

[Jasonk71]

I'm thinking about going in the morning. Would I be able to book today for tomorrow?

[GingerNuts]

I'm thinking about going in the morning. Would I be able to book today for tomorrow?

Surely the answer is to call them and ask.

[Jasonk71]

Surely the answer is to call them and ask.

Thanks for that wonderful advice (not).   Maybe you should concentrate on finding a decent punt rather than shit punts

[bonham]

I'm thinking about going in the morning. Would I be able to book today for tomorrow?

Is that to see yasmin  or fozia.
If yasmin could you put a  description on here if not time for a review has I may go Sunday or Monday. And want a decent massage to go with the he. Because won't get a decent massage with fozia just all the extras 

[GingerNuts]

Thanks for that wonderful advice (not).

Having a bad day? A quick phone call would have you booked in or you'd know to call back tomorrow.

[Jasonk71]

Is that to see yasmin  or fozia.
If yasmin could you put a  description on here if not time for a review has I may go Sunday or Monday. And want a decent massage to go with the he. Because won't get a decent massage with fozia just all the extras 

I'm happy to see either. Can't be bothered with the crappy G5 place

[P.O.G]

I'm happy to see either. Can't be bothered with the crappy G5 place

G5 have gone downhill. They only seem to have Deepika working nowadays. On my way out from seeing Fozia there was a stunner in the reception, but I'm not sure if she was Yasmin or what her name was, but she was definitely one of the ladies doing massages there.

[bonham]

G5 have gone downhill. They only seem to have Deepika working nowadays. On my way out from seeing Fozia there was a stunner in the reception, but I'm not sure if she was Yasmin or what her name was, but she was definitely one of the ladies doing massages there.

I only seen the lady who answers the phone and works on the desk who could be the owners wife not bad looking but definitely not working doing massage larger lady who had her son there

[bonham]

G5 have gone downhill. They only seem to have Deepika working nowadays. On my way out from seeing Fozia there was a stunner in the reception, but I'm not sure if she was Yasmin or what her name was, but she was definitely one of the ladies doing massages there.

g5  have a mixed race girl named leanna.
Who I seen about 10 months ago and reviewed as a neutral. Big girl .
Thinking back I definitely wouldn't repeat seeing her.
I text now and then see who's working her name always comes up

[ChartPen]

Interesting. I saw Leanne early part of this year but didn’t review as tried to rebook a couple of weeks later and was told she had left.

Not sure I can remember enough details 10 months later to do a worthwhile review.

[mr.bluesky]

Interesting. I saw Leanne early part of this year but didn’t review as tried to rebook a couple of weeks later and was told she had left.

Not sure I can remember enough details 10 months later to do a worthwhile review.

Doesn't rule 4 state reviews must be posted within 6 months unless a new member which is then 12 months. Besides which doing  a review of someone no longer working seems pointless

[bonham]

Interesting. I saw Leanne early part of this year but didn’t review as tried to rebook a couple of weeks later and was told she had left.

Not sure I can remember enough details 10 months later to do a worthwhile review.

Yes she left for quite  a while but came back about 6 to 8 weeks ago . I've heard it's quite there at the moment. That will be the girls he has employed over the last year to  to 18 months with there crap massage and high priced extras

[Mufcdan88]

I’ve drove through this area before and I literally had to turn the aircon off because the smell coming through the air vents was making me feel sick. I don’t understand how people can let the area that they live in, turn into such a third world shit pit. There’s rubbish everywhere, illegal parking, people driving like morons, dangerous driving. These sorts of areas are why there’s such a widening divide in the country. Your average working class families who have grew up in these areas and worked hard to buy a home there, just to see it gradually turn into a filthy, crime ridden dump, is really sad. This is nothing to do with skin colour, it’s got everything to do with cultural and religious beliefs coming before common sense and dignity for yourselves and your neighbours. Sorry for the rant, but if there’s anybody from that area / community, do your bit to help fix it because it can only be fixed from within.

[bonham]

Is that sparkbrook your on about or Smethwick has both places are in this review .
I think you should stick to reveawing massage places not areas  you will get yourself in some trouble

[Mufcdan88]

Is that sparkbrook your on about or Smethwick has both places are in this review .
I think you should stick to reveawing massage places not areas  you will get yourself in some trouble

Sparkbrook, just giving an honest opinion. Sorry if it offended you 

[Iloveoral]

I’ve drove through this area before and I literally had to turn the aircon off because the smell coming through the air vents was making me feel sick. I don’t understand how people can let the area that they live in, turn into such a third world shit pit. There’s rubbish everywhere, illegal parking, people driving like morons, dangerous driving. These sorts of areas are why there’s such a widening divide in the country. Your average working class families who have grew up in these areas and worked hard to buy a home there, just to see it gradually turn into a filthy, crime ridden dump, is really sad. This is nothing to do with skin colour, it’s got everything to do with cultural and religious beliefs coming before common sense and dignity for yourselves and your neighbours. Sorry for the rant, but if there’s anybody from that area / community, do your bit to help fix it because it can only be fixed from within.

Doesn’t the air con recirculate the air in the car?
It’s doesn’t drag it in from outside
It’s wrong to call out a whole area for how wrong you think it smells, not quite sure that fits in here matey

[bonham]

Sparkbrook, just giving an honest opinion. Sorry if it offended you 

Not offended Mufcdan88.
Just advising going into to much detail on here 

[daviemac]

I’ve drove through this area before and I literally had to turn the aircon off because the smell coming through the air vents was making me feel sick. I don’t understand how people can let the area that they live in, turn into such a third world shit pit. There’s rubbish everywhere, illegal parking, people driving like morons, dangerous driving. These sorts of areas are why there’s such a widening divide in the country. Your average working class families who have grew up in these areas and worked hard to buy a home there, just to see it gradually turn into a filthy, crime ridden dump, is really sad. This is nothing to do with skin colour, it’s got everything to do with cultural and religious beliefs coming before common sense and dignity for yourselves and your neighbours. Sorry for the rant, but if there’s anybody from that area / community, do your bit to help fix it because it can only be fixed from within.

You really are showing your ignorance by blaming culture and religion, I think you've had your aircon set to recycle the air in your car and it's your own bullshit you've been smelling.

BTW I think you should take some English lessons before slagging others, who you know nothing about, off.

It's "driven through" not drove and "who have grown up", not grew.

I'm not normally pedantic about grammatical errors but I've made an exception for you.