Saw the reviews from bonham and P.O.G which reminded me to leave my own. I've been living in the UAE for a while and got used to having a weekly massage in the most luxurious surroundings you could imagine by the most beautiful women, so please bare that in mind when reading this. Missing those massages, and the chance to have one at a fraction of the cost, led me to Al Shafa Clinic.
Date: 3rd week in Dec 22.
Advert:
External Link/Members OnlyBooked: Phoned 0121 293 6269, a man answered and I booked 30 mins for £25. They do not accept withheld numbers.
Cost: £25 plus £30
Area: Shit hole. As stated in other recent reviews, it is on a very busy and very well known junction where homeless people harass drivers. If you are local, it might not be a good idea. If you are white, you will stand out like a beacon.
Parking: Parked nearby at Aldi for free and walked, but note the max time at Aldi is 1.5 hours.
Premises: Small reception with 5 or so chairs, 2 massage rooms seen, then a toilet, then the "doctors" office at the end.
Girl: Fozia. Approx 5' tall and very petite. Tiny hands. Indian/Pakistani. Great B/C cup tits. Hairy arms, shoulders and back. Very long pony tail. Pretty face, but had lipstick all over her lips and teeth (tried not to think what had caused that). Said she was 23 but she looks younger (hence I asked her age). She appeared to be very tired. Bonham described her as being "a tad slow". I'd agree with this, and it made me feel uncomfortable; but you only discover this during conversation and by that time you're naked and getting tugged off. Aside from that she's a very pleasant woman.
Action: I sat in the massage room with my boxers on, she walked in and locked the door. Wasn't offered a towel or anything so I asked her whether I should just take them off and she said yes. I did notice she didn't wash her hands despite there being a sink. I then lay on my front and with a look of surprise she asked whether I actually wanted a massage! I said not just a massage. I asked lots of questions and found that everything was on offer, but I just went with topless HJ for £30. Started to massage my ass with no effort or skill. Asked her to do my balls and crack and she did. She did anything I asked actually. HJ was actually ok although she had a strange method involving both hands and occasionally fingering my ass. For the reason above I was keen to get it over with. She was happy for me to finish on her tits, but I cum a lot and it ended up on her face, the wall and the carpet (yes, carpet). She was ok about this, and told me not to worry about cleaning up. That would be fine, but she didn't clean the wall or the carpet either! She got dressed and despite there being ten minutes left she didn't offer anything else (which suited me) but did ask me not to leave early which was odd. I got dressed after wiping myself on the paper that had been on the table whilst trying not to stand in my own jizz. Then we ended up chatting for ten minutes, whispering so that the "doctor" wouldn't hear. We left the room and I again noticed she hadn't washed her hands, despite minutes earlier having her fingers up my hoop. I saw the computer screen on the way out - names and numbers of all clients are held on a database - so be careful. There is also CCTV in reception.
Summary: Got home and felt the need to give myself a clean with alcohol and then shower. As I said, I think I've been spoiled by the UAE (and some great arrangements via Seeking.com). The woman was very pretty and the trip did the job, although I remember feeling a bit sorry for her. Everything is on offer if you want to pay more. I have given it a neutral, but only because I won't be going back.