Visit happened in the last 7 days.
Akos is located in Edgware, NW London. Surrounded by Natural Tree across the road (owned by the same Chinese lady as Akos) and another new Thai place opp Creams.
External Link/Members OnlyA regular here, often with EE girls in the 20s if you like that sort of thing, and also heavy on the Chinese offering.
This time around was a relatively new girl called Joyce, billed as Brazilian but accent sounded more Spanish. Age I'd say is late 20s or early 30s, heigh about 5ft 5.
Started off bad with she showing me the timer on her iphone almost 4 min into the session when I was lying down stark naked, and spent a min arguing with her of the exact time I came in the room according to the clock on the wall. Heard her wisper something to herself about "oh god". Not a good start.
Massage starts, she covers my back side with a towel. I knew this was going to be a waste of £50 for 1h. 5 min in I asked her if she offered B2B and she said no. Great.
Her massage was sensual to the extent of circular mosition with some effort to pull out knots, it felt like a genuine massage but a weak attempt. Needed more effort and deeper tissue. Any small talk by me was responded with "sorry I dont understand" even though her English was ok. I just had to keep responding with "never mind" and put my head back into the head hole thing on the table.
She spent an eternity on just my back, and had to tell her to move onto my legs. Asked her about HE and that I usually get 2 pops for £20 and she said no, £20. Ok fine, at that stage I was just so pissed off with her poor attitude I'd wait for this to play out til she would ask me to turn over and whether I wanted a HE to which I would reply no (tip: SPs in massage shops get paid only a few quid per massage, so no extra and they make shit money in the day. At this point she ruined my day by performing a shit genuine massage for £50 when Nuad Thai would have done much better).
Long story short, she finished the session at 50 min, never asked me to turn around (so she only massaged by back and legs), no reach under or cc swipes, no nothing. Didn't even ask whether I wanted a HE.
I was livid at this point and argued with her (respectfully) before she called the Chinese owner after which she said I had to allow for change time and shower time. Never had this problem before in 5 years of going there and rarely do I complain about their girls. I think maybe twice in 5 years, this being the third. Owner said I should have told her to massage all areas. I mean WTF, who has to tell a SP not to freakin spend all the session on just my back and legs. I wasnt watching the clock, which SP doesn't ask the client to turn over?!
Complete waste of £50 and my first argument with the owner.
Don't bother wasting your time with this cow. She has a husky Spanish - English accent. This was my second poor experience with a supposedly Portuguese / Brazilian SP. You can tell fairly quickly whether they will be submissive and do whatever it takes to please. Next time I will ask for a 30 min massage and if it goes well 5 min in, I will ask to extend it.
Looks wise, she was ok mayb 6/10, not ugly but not fit. Slim(ish) but nothing worth banging on about. She was head strong. Best to avoid.
