This is my first review of my first ever punt, so apologies if I break any forum etiquette, I initially began writing an essay that was over 1,000 words long, but a sudden burst of christmas spirit made me realise I needn't bore my fellow readers with my incessant ramblings.
To start, a little introduction of myself, I'm in my late 30s and have been in a long term relationship since my teens. After visiting my first ever strip club only a few months ago (I know!!), many subsequent visits later and some online research led me to this forum and my curiosity piqued! Fed up of the unfulfilling sex life at home and the fleshlight just not quite doing it for me anymore, I decided a b2b massage with HR would be just what I need to satisfy that sexual urge, besides, a handjob isn't really cheating right
... a bit of rushed research and a handy location near my work led me to my first ever punt with the "Russian dolly" Vicky, (thats not technically true, my first actual punt was when I was 15 and my uncle took me and my cousin to a brothel on the border of spain for his stag do! What a place that was
) and so let the review commence;
Links External Link/Members OnlyComms: Very quick and easy through WhatsApp, I requested 30 mins after work which she quoted £80. A recent review suggested they were B&S with her much larger workmate so I made sure to request Vicky specifically. I was given the address when I reconfirmed half an hour before, I doubt last minute apps would be an issue.
Location Very close to Holborn station, in a block of flats off the main street which is nice and discrete, it's quite dark at night and given this was my first punt you can imagine how hard my heart was pounding as I'm walking through this estate block at night, with the many worst case scenarios playing through my mind, but I was being led by penis and before I knew it buzzed into a basement flat. It's no mandarin oriental but I've stayed in worse places. The apartment itself was basic but clean, nothing to write home about but nothing to complain about either.
Looks Vicky is as her pictures suggest, mid-20s, petite, dirty blonde hair and a little bit of puppy fat but in a cute kind of way - size 8 if I'm hazarding a guess, cute natural pert tits (perhaps a c cup) and a shapely medium-small bum. Silky smooth pale skin, facially similar to her photos but she was wearing very little make up, she has a typical what I can only describe as "Russian sternness" to her look, I prefer fuller lips, or someone with a GND/Oozing Sex Appeal, not a head turner in my personal opinion but she's pretty enough.
Hidden Image/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members Only The Deed I was greeted by Vicky behind the door with a hug, she was wearing a silky white babydoll which showed off her appetising tits. She wasn't much of a talker (I don't think her English is great anyway) and seemed almost as nervous as I was, which didn't help ease my nerves, but I was offered a shower which I graciously accepted and on my return to the room she was fully naked, I felt as horny as a teenager with all this pent up sexual frustration, I had a raging boner already. As others mentioned, there's no massage table just a towelled bed, so not the most comfortable for laying on your front. The ambiance of the room was nice though with typical massage music playing and a nice "massagey" scent floating in the air.
Onto the massage, the oil was nice and heated (although I'm sure just heated baby oil), Vickys hands were gentle and soft, I prefer a firmer massage and nothing about her technique suggested a profession in massage, but it was relaxing and it didn't take long for the teasing to start. After just a few minutes there was plenty of ball teasing and CC swipes, and several times I could feel her bosom resting against my back. Nothing paticularly special about the massage but about 10 minutes in and the b2b started. Someone in a previous review mentioned very little b2b but this wasn't the case for me, it was non-stop from this point onwards until the last few moments. She spent several minutes sliding her whole body up and down my back, her tits gliding up and down my back and every so often whispering moans into my ear, which really turned me on. I was able to have a grope of her ass too as she was sliding within grabbing reach. Half way through the massage and she asked me to turn around, the b2b continued with her sliding all up my front, teasing my member with each slide, and rubbing her groin up my torso, allowing me to kiss, lick and caress her silky sofy breasts and grope her ass. There wasn't much eye contact, and where there was as I mentioned earlier there was that cold Russian sternness about her, a smile would have been nice, she kissed my body on the odd occasion, no mouth kissing, it may be available (she seems the submissive type) but her continued soft moans did turn me on, she turned around and bent over infront of me, out of RO reach but giving me full access to caress her ass and stroke her neat and clean shaven pussy, it was very appealing and had me wishing I could upgrade to a FS then and there, she began stroking my member using just the right amount of oil and, whilst it's not comparable to a masterful lingam massage many on here have experienced, given my limited experience of a decent handjob in my adult life and balls that hadn't been emptied in a few days, it didn't take long before I explored all over my torso. She cleaned me up with a baby wipe and offered me a shower to clean up, which I happily obliged- although it's quite frustrating to wash baby oil off. I get dressed soon after and sorted out the paperwork, a little bit of broken small talk afterwards, a hug and a kiss on the cheek and I was on my way.
Conclusion All-in-all, including shower time I was in there for about 40 minutes, so definitely not short changed. Its a positive for me because she did have me happily relieved and kept me turned on throughout, no short changing, no clock watching and generous with her time. Others looking for a proper massage experience might be disappointed, the b2b however was very generous. The negatives for me would be;
1. I'd have preferred a firmer more "proper" massage (including a real massage bed)
2. The room was very bright, I'd have preferred a more dim/sensual lighting
3. She wasn't really my type, I liked her body but would have preferred someone a little more talkative/seductive/smiley to put me at ease
4. At the end of the day, there are top escorts who offer FS for the same price per hour, £80 for a light touch massage with a HE even with b2b just doesn't seem like good value in comparison, however if slight curves and a stern Russian blonde is high up your preference list then you won't be disappointed.
Final words It was all quite surreal for me, my first punt, however the post nut clarity just left me feeling a little flat. Firstly I think maybe massages aren't for me, I enjoyed the HR but the temptation for more was too great, I just left feeling a bit dissatisfied especially considering it from a value for money perspective. That being said I'd happily return for a b2b massage that includes an actual experts massage, or one of the highly touted lingam massage I've read so much about on these forums. I enjoyed the experience don't get me wrong but felt a little low after the post-nut clarity, not helped by my hosts coldness, could it be guilt I was feeling ? On my way home I told myself that I was just experimenting and that this was it for me, I wouldn't do it again and I wouldn't go any further .... (So how did I end up in the House of Divine a few weeks later
) Some more reviews coming soon
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