Dina and Mayra at Masha Massage, Edgware

[luv2kiss54]

Venue: Well reviewed External Link/Members Only in HA8

Masseurs Dina and Mayra.

Cost £120 for half hour.

December 2022.

Well I was looking to give myself a well earned Christmas present. Ive never been to this establishment as its a hell of trek for me but when I enquired as to who was working I was given a list of 7 to choose from but with an offer of I lady full price, 2nd half price. Sounds interesting I thought, a chance to have a 4 hands experience at a reasonable outlay in today's prices. Dina and Mayra had peaked my interest as a lover of large natural breasts although they both have mixed reviews on here. Its a long time since Ive got my hands on a decent pair of naturals so the chance to saviour 2 sets was something I couldnt resist and it is Christmas after all. So appointment made and off I set for the long journey to Edgware by public transport. For those interested I took the Northern line to the last stop and from there its a short bus ride on the 288 but I decided to take a stroll of 20 mins as there was a massive queue of school kids at the bus stop.

The Girls: met by both at the appointed hour and shown to the warm room with massage table in the centre and wall mirrors. Both seemed more interested in their phones than me so im thinking this may be a waste of 120 notes. I keep it friendly and ask to use the loo. On coming back to the room they are still playing with their phones but tell me to undress. They are both fully clothed but you can see they are packing some serious breast meat underneath. Dina is Latvian and the more attractive but seems moody. Mayra is Angolan and a larger unit not built for speed but more engaging on a personal level, but neither are exactly full of the christmas spirit.

I strip off and lay on the table, the lights are turned off but I watch them undress using the well positioned mirrors. They douse me in a lot of oil but as they start their work Mayra  bloody answers her phone with one hand and massages with the other. Dont know if Masha is busy or not working but Mayra seems to be taking the appointments. Not impressed by this but the call was quickly ended so didnt make an issue of it.

What then followed was an enjoyable 4 hands and breasts gliding all over my body. Dina worked mainly the bottom half whilst Mayra worked her way round the table ending up at the head end. The table had an extended head rest which was in danger of snapping off as I stretched my neck to rest my head in Mayra’s massive cleavage. Any slight weight applied to this head rest made it creak and its not a great design. Both ladies were ok with touching and my hands got to work on those splendid oiled up mammaries and also a little play between the legs but no fingers inside.

 On the flip Dina sat astride me giving me perfect access to her frontage which was glistening with oil, whilst Mayra was behind me rubbing me with her weapons of mass enjoyment.  I asked Dina if we could do  breast relief as she was in the perfect position but got a curt no. She also got annoyed and told me not to scratch her with my nails, which I wasnt aware I was, especially as my nails are very short. As I said earlier she seems a moody cow and didnt smile once. Both were handling the trouser sausage but I had to keep stopping them as I was very excited and close to climaxing far too quickly. In the end they said that time was up and I had to let them have their way. It did feel a bit rushed and when I checked my watch after leaving the building it was exactly 30 mins including a shower at the end so actual massage probably only about 15 mins which is not great vfm.

When I came back from the shower they were both still nude but glued to their phones again, Mayra lining up the next booking. I dont think I would book either of them again singularly or as a double should the BOGOF offer be repeated(dont know if it was a special for xmas or it was because so many girls were working). On reflection im marking this as a neutral because some aspects were not quite as good as they could have been but an enjoyable boobilicious experience all the same.

[jonny6612]

Generous with the neutral rating imo.

All of the negative aspects you report have been mentioned many times about this place.  The lady answering the phone whilst massaging you is just ridiculously poor practice.  Being denied breast relief, what's that all about - you've booked a tantric massage and a tit wank shouldn't even be in question if you want it.

As for only getting 15 minutes of massage time when you've booked 30 minutes, no words are needed....

I know you got an offer, but £120 for a 30 minute 4 handed tantric massage isn't exactly cheap in that part of London.  The ladies there don't allow any form of kissing, most don't allow any playing with the clit, and as you've shown they even deny things such as tit wanks.

Not a good establishment in my opinion.

[Yelowman]

Sorry to hear about it and agree you have been in the Xmas spirit by giving this a neutral. Unfortunately great establishments think that it’s ok to take the piss with our money. No phones allowed when massaging isn’t a difficult request. Look after the punters and we invariably return.

[luv2kiss54]

Generous with the neutral rating imo.

All of the negative aspects you report have been mentioned many times about this place.  The lady answering the phone whilst massaging you is just ridiculously poor practice.  Being denied breast relief, what's that all about - you've booked a tantric massage and a tit wank shouldn't even be in question if you want it.

As for only getting 15 minutes of massage time when you've booked 30 minutes, no words are needed....

I know you got an offer, but £120 for a 30 minute 4 handed tantric massage isn't exactly cheap in that part of London.  The ladies there don't allow any form of kissing, most don't allow any playing with the clit, and as you've shown they even deny things such as tit wanks.

Not a good establishment in my opinion.

Yes thanks for your reply. I notice from your reviews that youve been to this establishment a few times so speak from experience. I wont be going back anytime soon as it was a one-off to tick a 4 handed busty massage off my wish list.

[tantraman]

Dina and Mayra had peaked my interest as a lover of large natural breasts ... you can see they are packing some serious breast meat underneath:

Dina is Latvian and the more attractive but seems moody ...

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Mayra is Angolan and a larger unit not built for speed but more engaging on a personal level ...

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[jonny6612]

Yes thanks for your reply. I notice from your reviews that youve been to this establishment a few times so speak from experience. I wont be going back anytime soon as it was a one-off to tick a 4 handed busty massage off my wish list.

Yes and I’ve actually visited a few times before joining UKP as well. 

To be fair, I have probably been generous with some of my ratings too.  One thing they always do is cut a lot of time from the appointment for the initial admin, changing and shower time; that really irritates me when we’re paying top dollar for the service they provide.  I can reluctantly understand a few minutes being cut, but when it gets to 12-13 minutes (sometimes more!) taken off an hour appointment…..

Last time I visited, they basically ripped me off.  That is despite me being a somewhat regular customer who Masha knows and them knowing that I’m a well behaved and polite chap.  Says it all.

Just too many of the same negatives which keep being mentioned in reviews.

[pepsicolaboy]

Sorry for your cut short time and moodyness from 1 of the SP.

I am sure Masha reads this forum, and could easly insist gents times not cut short eg when she books you in, says 'please let me know if x happens' or provide her feedback 

I wonder what would happen if you said upfront no shower after (you will go home to shower)

This place's reputation continues to slide and is overpriced.

It survives because it has larger than usual team of SP - thats it 

Was stuffed to the rafters with Brazlians at one point this year.

p.s.

I notice SP layout page changed and nationalities removed...

Emily I recongnise from elsewhere and she definately does FS...at what cost here I dont know 

[DrDinglyDangly]

Just a hunch but From experience (not particularly from these two SPs) I think the moodiness was because both knew they weren’t getting extra “tips.” Parlours and agencies would have taken the bulk of of your £120 and for 30mins - it’s a time waste for them, and you’re a tight git basically.

Without reading any reviews I’m assuming the moody one is also the one that does FS? I’d imagine their attitudes changed if you splashed the dosh but again, only speculation 

[luv2kiss54]

Just a hunch but From experience (not particularly from these two SPs) I think the moodiness was because both knew they weren’t getting extra “tips.” Parlours and agencies would have taken the bulk of of your £120 and for 30mins - it’s a time waste for them, and you’re a tight git basically.

Without reading any reviews I’m assuming the moody one is also the one that does FS? I’d imagine their attitudes changed if you splashed the dosh but again, only speculation 

Hardly a time waste for them if they are not busy which is why i presume they had the offer available. £60 each is better than them sitting on their arses doing nothing.

Dont think you have the right to call me a "tight git" by the way -  £120 for 30 mins is not being a tight git even though its 2 girls ! They didnt actually ask me for extras.

[jonny6612]

Hardly a time waste for them if they are not busy which is why i presume they had the offer available. £60 each is better than them sitting on their arses doing nothing.

Dont think you have the right to call me a "tight git" by the way -  £120 for 30 mins is not being a tight git even though its 2 girls ! They didnt actually ask me for extras.

Totally agree - never heard such nonsense as the post you replied to.  I’d say you were anything but a “tight git” for splashing out £120 for 30 minutes of massage - it’s a relatively large sum (especially for that part of London). 

He’s wrong with his assertion that Masha would take most of the money - I understand it’s a 50-50 split.  To be honest, whatever the girls are getting, if they’ve agreed to work they should give you a proper service.  £30 each for a 30 minute massage (15 with time wasting) is hardly small money and they prob don’t pay tax on it all.

[Heph]

This is a very good (as in useful) review, however, I would say that booking a half-hour appointment and expecting to enjoy 10-15 minutes bathroom time is an error on the OP's part. Making a short booking like this, anywhere, and preparation and post hoc time has to be cut to a minimum, if any is taken at all, because pro rate the masseuse's latency time into the next appointment is going to overrun by dawdling punters. This seems like an elementary consideration.

I'm guessing however that the tone for this meeting was largely set by the surliness and phone-necking of the two masseuses - and here I concur... it should not be happening during a session. I have previously noted that Masha will often place her between my legs, and try and get a surreptitious response in mid massage. NOT good!

[jonny6612]

This is a very good (as in useful) review, however, I would say that booking a half-hour appointment and expecting to enjoy 10-15 minutes bathroom time is an error on the OP's part. Making a short booking like this, anywhere, and preparation and post hoc time has to be cut to a minimum, if any is taken at all, because pro rate the masseuse's latency time into the next appointment is going to overrun by dawdling punters. This seems like an elementary consideration.

They almost always cut corners on time at this place.  I would make the following points based on what the OP has written and also my own experience there:


1- The OP said the massage time was only around 15 minutes, but I'd be highly surprised if he used anywhere near 15 minutes "bathroom time"

2- After asking you what massage you want and taking the money, they tend to leave the room for 2-3 minutes (first bit of wastage).  Upon returning, they mess around with the room (music, adjusting bed, etc).  They subsequently undress and ask you to lay down.  By this point, at least 6-7 minutes have gone.

3- They typically try and end the massage 50 minutes after entering the premises on hour appointments if you want a shower, and only give a couple of minutes more if you say you don't want one (not set in stone, but those are my usual experiences). 

4- The final and perhaps most important point is that your time starts as soon as you enter, and you are expected to leave the premises after 30 or 60 minutes depending on what you have booked.  They should allow flexibility; for example actual massage time should be set at a minimum 50 minutes for an hour appointment and if this means the time in the premises is over an hour, so be it.  For example, one place i visit (legit, no extras) allocate 1hr 15 mins in their booking system for a 1 hour massage to allow for the admin, changing etc. 

Given what they charge at these massage places, I really would expect them not to make bookings which mean customers have to leave the premises bang on 30 or 60 minutes after entering. 

[DrDinglyDangly]

Hardly a time waste for them if they are not busy which is why i presume they had the offer available. £60 each is better than them sitting on their arses doing nothing.

Dont think you have the right to call me a "tight git" by the way -  £120 for 30 mins is not being a tight git even though its 2 girls ! They didnt actually ask me for extras.

I think you misinterpreted my message. I wasn’t calling you a “tight” but implying that they may have felt that way. And you’re totally right. You should expect a proper service but if their pockets aren’t profiting, don’t expect amazing effort, because frankly they won’t want you back.

When I used to see escorts, I’d also see a massive difference seeing the same Escort for 30mins Vs 60mins

Some girls also won’t also directly ask for extras, and would prefer that the punter initiates. Call it a language barrier, shyness, fearlessness, already thinking about the next client or just don’t like you.

Of course they could also just be a shit masseuse 

My point is, I’ve been to enough sulky SP and the dramatically see their performance improve after I’ve had the extras discussion, and whether you booked 30mins or 60mins. YMMV.

[Heph]

They almost always cut corners on time at this place.  I would make the following points based on what the OP has written and also my own experience there:


1- The OP said the massage time was only around 15 minutes, but I'd be highly surprised if he used anywhere near 15 minutes "bathroom time"

2- After asking you what massage you want and taking the money, they tend to leave the room for 2-3 minutes (first bit of wastage).  Upon returning, they mess around with the room (music, adjusting bed, etc).  They subsequently undress and ask you to lay down.  By this point, at least 6-7 minutes have gone.

3- They typically try and end the massage 50 minutes after entering the premises on hour appointments if you want a shower, and only give a couple of minutes more if you say you don't want one (not set in stone, but those are my usual experiences). 

4- The final and perhaps most important point is that your time starts as soon as you enter, and you are expected to leave the premises after 30 or 60 minutes depending on what you have booked.  They should allow flexibility; for example actual massage time should be set at a minimum 50 minutes for an hour appointment and if this means the time in the premises is over an hour, so be it.  For example, one place i visit (legit, no extras) allocate 1hr 15 mins in their booking system for a 1 hour massage to allow for the admin, changing etc. 

Given what they charge at these massage places, I really would expect them not to make bookings which mean customers have to leave the premises bang on 30 or 60 minutes after entering.

Assume this isn't just a hostile contradictory response to you. The time situation you describe has not happened on any of my visits, indeed, I've overrun by 10 and 20 mins. I've also arrived slightly late and enjoyed my full appointment time. Presumably that's

1. the OPs own account does indeed suggest 15mins massage time and 10m+/- outside. I'm sure he can clarify it for us.
2. I know almost nowhere where this situation is different, though, in my experience, it can be as little as 3 minutes.
3. again, more or less normal to have some change & interaction time in the hour. I arrive at 1 minute to the appointed time, I expect to be out of the door 1 minute past. Psychiatrists and therapists do 50 minute hours as standard.

4. I agree that this is, ideally, what should happen- though the likely effect would simply be to increase the cost (and the associated cost of no-shows)

I guess we're being charged £60 for a 45/50 minute massage and £30 for a 10min hj or £60 for FBSM, and that is quite expensive, but not hugely vs a decent standard of competition. The winner for me with this venue is the pleasant premises and occasional RO.

You should expect a proper service but if their pockets aren’t profiting, don’t expect amazing effort, because frankly they won’t want you back.

When I used to see escorts, I’d also see a massive difference seeing the same Escort for 30mins Vs 60mins

Some girls also won’t also directly ask for extras, and would prefer that the punter initiates. Call it a language barrier, shyness, fearlessness, already thinking about the next client or just don’t like you.

Of course they could also just be a shit masseuse 

My point is, I’ve been to enough sulky SP and the dramatically see their performance improve after I’ve had the extras discussion, and whether you booked 30mins or 60mins. YMMV.

I concur with all the above from DrDD

[jonny6612]

Again assume this isn't a hostile contradictory response to you but my experience is different to yours:

The time situation you describe has not happened on any of my visits, indeed, I've overrun by 10 and 20 mins. I've also arrived slightly late and enjoyed my full appointment time.

Well I've visited a few times over the years and i have never stayed in the premises more than a minute longer than the 30/60 minutes.  Also from what i read here and elsewhere, plenty of others have stated not being happy with the actual massage time.  I'm shocked that you have overrun by 10 and 20 minutes.  I would guess that you are an exception and in the minority.

I guess we're being charged £60 for a 45/50 minute massage and £30 for a 10min hj or £60 for FBSM, and that is quite expensive, but not hugely vs a decent standard of competition. The winner for me with this venue is the pleasant premises and occasional RO.

It's £120 for an hour of tantric or £100 for an hour of body to body.  It's not a small amount of money, and certainly enough for them not to take shortcuts on time

1. the OPs own account does indeed suggest 15mins massage time and 10m+/- outside. I'm sure he can clarify it for us.

I would guess that the ladies just wasted a few minutes, along the lines of what i said in my previous post

2. I know almost nowhere where this situation is different, though, in my experience, it can be as little as 3 minutes.

If it was 3 minutes, that would be fine.  The problem is the extra 3-4 minutes of wastage as i described.  What others do or don't do isn't hugely relevant, although i have very rarely experienced such time wastage at other legit and tantric massage places.

3. again, more or less normal to have some change & interaction time in the hour. I arrive at 1 minute to the appointed time, I expect to be out of the door 1 minute past. Psychiatrists and therapists do 50 minute hours as standard.

As i clearly described, my experience has often been less than 45 minutes of massage time in an hour's appointment.  The OP said he only got 15 minutes in a 30 minute session.  I don't agree that these are acceptable levels, even if psychiatrists did the same (they actually give more as you state!).

4. I agree that this is, ideally, what should happen- though the likely effect would simply be to increase the cost (and the associated cost of no-shows)

They should charge whatever they feel they need to, in order to provide an acceptable level of time and not cut massages short.  I find it very strange to think that their current prices cant accommodate at least 50 minutes of massage in an hour's appointment.

[luv2kiss54]

This is a very good (as in useful) review, however, I would say that booking a half-hour appointment and expecting to enjoy 10-15 minutes bathroom time is an error on the OP's part. Making a short booking like this, anywhere, and preparation and post hoc time has to be cut to a minimum, if any is taken at all, because pro rate the masseuse's latency time into the next appointment is going to overrun by dawdling punters. This seems like an elementary consideration.

I'm guessing however that the tone for this meeting was largely set by the surliness and phone-necking of the two masseuses - and here I concur... it should not be happening during a session. I have previously noted that Masha will often place her between my legs, and try and get a surreptitious response in mid massage. NOT good!

Your mad if you think im going to use 10-15 mins of my 30 minute booking on bathroom time. It was just a very quick shower at the end to get rid of quite a lot of oil. As Johny 6612 rightly states these girls are good at time wasting tactics from playing with their phones, disappearing with the cash(why they both have to go, perhaps £120 is heavy to carry !), to getting "just the right music" all these things eat into your time.

[luv2kiss54]

I think you misinterpreted my message. I wasn’t calling you a “tight” but implying that they may have felt that way. And you’re totally right. You should expect a proper service but if their pockets aren’t profiting, don’t expect amazing effort, because frankly they won’t want you back.

When I used to see escorts, I’d also see a massive difference seeing the same Escort for 30mins Vs 60mins

Some girls also won’t also directly ask for extras, and would prefer that the punter initiates. Call it a language barrier, shyness, fearlessness, already thinking about the next client or just don’t like you.

Of course they could also just be a shit masseuse 

My point is, I’ve been to enough sulky SP and the dramatically see their performance improve after I’ve had the extras discussion, and whether you booked 30mins or 60mins. YMMV.

Im a new client i would have thought they would be looking to impress to get possible repeat custom. If they cant put the effort in and give the time paid for its a poor show. No repeat custom from me.

You did call me a tight git its there in black and white, perhaps you need to be a bit more careful how you write. Anyway looking at your reviews you dont exactly splash the cash yourself !

[DrDinglyDangly]

Im a new client i would have thought they would be looking to impress to get possible repeat custom. If they cant put the effort in and give the time paid for its a poor show. No repeat custom from me.

You did call me a tight git its there in black and white, perhaps you need to be a bit more careful how you write. Anyway looking at your reviews you dont exactly splash the cash yourself !

I understand your logic, but it’s not always the case. If your 30min booking was the reason I missed out on a 60min booking (or potential extras), I wouldn’t want you coming back, new client or not. Also, if the SP is willing to answer a phonecall in the middle of a punt, that is a strong indication that she does not give two shits about repeat. Only they know what makes them the most money. What if they were on tour?

Agreed my wording isn’t the best, and I also shop in the same bargain basement’s as you do.
Just food for thought for when you inevitably encounter these weird personalities ahead of your next filthy escapade.   

[luv2kiss54]

I understand your logic, but it’s not always the case. If your 30min booking was the reason I missed out on a 60min booking (or potential extras), I wouldn’t want you coming back, new client or not. Also, if the SP is willing to answer a phonecall in the middle of a punt, that is a strong indication that she does not give two shits about repeat. Only they know what makes them the most money. What if they were on tour?

Agreed my wording isn’t the best, and I also shop in the same bargain basement’s as you do.
Just food for thought for when you inevitably encounter these weird personalities ahead of your next filthy escapade.   

Dont want to labour the point but pro rata they are earning the same amount ie £60 each for half hour as opposed to the usual £120 singularly for the hour. It was the establishment's idea to offer this 2 girl service (dont know if it the norm ?) so presumably its cost effective. The quote for the hour was £180 by the way. As for the extras you keep mentioning im not aware these particular girls offer much else ? Just to say ive been dumped plenty of times by girls who have taken an hour's booking over my half hour as they see a bigger pay day so understand what you are saying.

Anyhow dont want to fall out with you and see you in the sales when the bargain basements open 

[Aronuk28]

sorry dont post a lot , but just wanted to add on the above as been there few times and yes some of them are on the phone whilst giving a massage or stoppping for a moment to check which when you are paying 120 is not on.
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