Natashaxoxoxo - Nottingham

[hunkybc]

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Okay where to start.  Lets start with im so disappointed.  I couldnt get in with any of my HL ladies so thought id try someone new.  Saw the latest review of Natasha and thought why not let see.   Comms were all sorted over text, so no issues there.

Location wise, shes based in the city center near the train station so if coming in by car, park there or Broadmarsh car park.  Its then a 5 min walk.  Apartment was a bit messy, its all open plan too.  Handed over the cash £160 for the hour. 

Now looks wise she is fit, facially nice to look at...blonde hair (extensions) and great arse.  Very non existent breasts (which are also oversensitive...more about that later).

Onto the bed for a message (lotion, not oil).  It was pretty boring, i felt like falling asleep rather than getting excited.   After the massage turned over and she proceeded some some wanking of the old boy.  Followed by Oral (covered).  OWO was not on the menu and she did not want to be touched down below or receive oral for the fear of catching something she said.  So for the next 5-10 minutes was a really boring blow job, no technique or rhythm, so eye contact no nothing.  I asked her if she could get on top to which she obliged and rode away (head to the side). Yep no type of kissing was on offer either (i know i was smelling fresh, showered before etc and dripped in my channel blue aftershave and mouthwash).  I was also told not to suck her nipples as they were sensitive.   I was bored and didnt want to be there so ended up blowing my stuff in the bag...she asked if I wanted to go again, but I was honest and said I was not feeling a second time. 

We had a little chat to which she managed to insult Nottingham people for their accents, and was also bashing other punters...however no names were mentioned.

It was one of those punts where I wish I had not bothered and saved my hard earned cash for a better punt in the new year! Meh!  We live and learn.

Now I dont know if its her age (i normally stick to over 30s), but she seemed very immature, i dont normally go so low on age and I think I understand why now!   In total i was in there for 40 minutes.

[JD1]

Sorry you didn’t have a good time and apologies if my review played a part!

Her services are pretty limited which is why I went for a short booking with that in mind.

I think all of the reviews say similar - no OWO, kissing, RO, etc.

[hunkybc]

No don't worry fella. I should have read the small print and not rushed into it. I only had a small window for a punt too.

I've seen other women who offer limited services bit still havr had a better experience so I must compare against that too.

[versace]

We had a little chat to which she managed to insult Nottingham people for their accents, and was also bashing other punters…

Seems like she is up her own arse a bit, no wonder you came away thinking she is a bit immature.

[CJames01]

Escorting is a means to an end for her, she feels she's putting her health at risk but also wants the money, so it's the minimum she can get away and all on her terms. She came out with the line 'how are you going to explain getting chlamydia in your mouth to your wife?" when I saw her, she's paranoid.

She's got clients, so I don't think she cares about what the service is like, she's got a great body that gets you off. She was talking about dealers who come round with wads of cash to see her for her services, and was waiting for a regular who'd gone to get a sandwich for her but she hoped they didn't come back so she could get a cheap maccies.

I've been reading a lot about how escorting is purely transactional. This is the very definition of a purely transactional punt.   

[hunkybc]

How bizarre...I got the same story about the dealers and the client coming back and a lot of talk about McDonald's.

[Iloveoral]

Well that’s very disappointing to read matey
I have grasps from the reviews here she’s a p&d solely because she’s fit and for no other reason, certainly not worth another penny.

I’m slightly put off even more now now boob action either
I aware it’s ow, no to or kissing, if you can’t suck her tits it doesn’t leave much more on the menu for the prices she’s charging.

Sorry to hear matey thanks for reporting back 

[JD1]

I’m sure I played with her boobs with my hands, but must draw the line at sucking on them. 

[versace]

How bizarre...I got the same story about the dealers and the client coming back and a lot of talk about McDonald's.

  So not only does she offer mechanical punts, she even offers the same dialogue. At least she is consistent

[CJames01]

How bizarre...I got the same story about the dealers and the client coming back and a lot of talk about McDonald's.

  it was a world cup match day and she was dead excited there was an offer on.

[InMefan]

Sorry you had a crap one OP. I think I would struggle to get hard if I were to see her (which I don't have any plans too) with the no kissing, no owo, no giving oral and not being able to suck on her boobs.

[Talbear]

Sounds exactly like the experience I had… I left there feeling like I’d been fleeced…

As you say, fit as fuck….. but service is really really poor

[chrisj1967]

Thanks mate, you've saved me some money as I was going to try her. It's not the lack of services on offer that has put me off, it's her attitude that she believes that she is doing you a favour. She should be acting like she enjoys the work and if she's really good at acting, that she fancies you. That may encourage more than a P&D. That usually is the deference in the review ratings.

Better luck next time.