Author Topic: British~SexyAbby 38D - Thurrock - All round awful  (Read 2119 times)


2 review(s) for SexyMatureAbby38D (1 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by WARSZAWA16]

Offline DomUK

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Comms - Were good I would say worryingly so as if there wasn’t much of a demand

SP - Not my type at all but wanted to get my nut off and she was local also she offered facial which I liked, very timid/boring personality very hard to be comfortable around someone like that. There was no redeemable physical features about her my hope was that she was a dirty old bitch who made up for her looks with service. How wrong I was.

Meet - Agreed the time for a 15 min meet and confirmed owo and facial and made my way to the venue, No issues with comms and in I went instantly I knew this was a bad decision I was horny but she wasn’t attractive to be fair she looks exactly like her pictures so wasn’t a surprise but a reminder to myself only punt with those who blow me away. Had a awkward conversation and then I got undressed for owo and she got to work.

Now when I say work I mean she ‘sucked’ my dick for all of 1 minute at tops, with complaining mixed in about size and gagging while only sucking half the tip if was a farce. I gestured for her to deliver a proper BJ but for 30 secs she just licked my dick like a cat slowly licking milk. It was awful and after all that she said it’s time to give her a facial after about less then 2 mins of sucking I was bewildered but over the punt at this point got up and started to wank as she wasn’t sucking. To get myself off I said some dirty talk (common phases you use like you want that cum) and she went off on one saying she doesn’t like that at all. That killed the already tragic mood more. I don’t know how you can be an SP but not be tuned into something so basic, there was nothing offensive said yet she went off on one.

To her credit she took the facial well but I think this is due to her seeing I was pissed off and her knowing she had collected money for a shocking service.

I blame myself for this one clearly not one I would go for but the little head took over however as an SP if you can’t provide a decent service then don’t  try and cheat people out of their hard earned cash. This one meet was worse then majority of my old Rom meets and that’s saying alot

Avoid if you like a decent service.

Offline Mil 34

Brave man

The title of sexi should be reported to the trade description act  :thumbsdown:

Offline versace

Brave man

The title of sexi should be reported to the trade description act  :thumbsdown:

This.  :vomit:
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Offline Monty_81

One of the funniest reviews I've read in 2022.

Offline GreyDave

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One of the funniest reviews I've read in 2022.
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I really enjoyed that Sir  :thumbsup:  Great reveiw sorry you wanked out on that one great reveiw though  just what I needed to read as suffering with bloody flu ... :thumbsup:

Offline Sj6810

we have all been there fair play  :lol:

Offline cheekymonkey

 :D Great review! Many thanks for sharing, at least you, & us, can have a laugh about it! Sometimes it's good therapy after a shit punt to write a review like this. I know what you mean though- she looks rough & weathered, so you'd at least expect she'd be one dirty mare. Better luck next time my friend.

Offline funlovingguy

Next 3time I will check how a cat licks milk and confirm if it THATS like bj :lol: :lol:

Offline Sj6810

Brave man

The title of sexi should be reported to the trade description act  :thumbsdown:

LOL