Author Topic: Nuru Brie - Clapham Common (Read 1253 times)

DrDinglyDangly · « **on:** December 16, 2022, 05:08:59 pm »

After a long punting absence I decided to cum back with a bang and try my first ever Nuru massage with this heavy-boobed mama.

When: last Thursday at around 3pm

Cost: £120 1hr including HR, plus £10 for additional OW.

Comms:
Finally arranged this meet after my 3rd time trying via text. 3rd time around I enquired the night before (instead of on the day) and she told me she’ll confirm on the day - which she did.

She’s responsive when she’s available and if you ask her simple questions but don’t expect small details.

Location:

Council estate flat based 15mins walk from Clapham Common Railway station. ALOT of left and rights turns so make sure your phone battery run out (mine almost did just outside the flat just before she text me the flat number!)

Discreet enough and parking permit offered (but not needed).

Shower in a bathtub is decent but water was either too hot or cold.

The girl:

Wowzer! What a pair! Facially plain/ expressionless (but not unpleasant), but massively soft breasts and a nice smooth ass. Defo looks mid 30s which is fine for me.

External Link/Members Only

The meet:

I’m greeted by Brie dressed in warm casual clothes in a homely flat she lives with by herself. Invited in, discussed what I wanted, exchanged paperwork and asked to take a shower beforehand. She explained that it’s better that I didn’t completely dry as it was better for the gel - As many have mentioned before, there were no flirtations and it felt like I was going through clinical therapy. However upon returning from the shower to see her amazing naked body already undressed, you quickly remember that you NEED this therapy! Wow!

I wanted to begin with OW and she asked me to lay on my back with my legs spread. She caressed my cock like a delicate flower and slipped on a condom to begin her BJ. I thought her technique was really good, although no deep-throat, she took no pauses, it was slow, used no hands and her suction was so strong at one point it caused a bubble in the condom. My first cum within 5mins but fuck I needed that! The only criticism I have is that it was mechanical, no eye contact, no sensual licks but she knew how to get the job done well.

Cleaned up with wet wipes but again the conversation that followed was more like she did my root canal rather than she just having sucked my soul out my cock!

Nuru:

Asked to lay on my front and proceeded rub the nuru gel over my back, firstly with her hands and then all over with boobs repeatedly. Before long you forget what is hands and what is boobs such is the weight of it, they an amazing pair! But Again it seemed mechanical and repetitive.

She turned over and spent a long time grinding fuzzy shaven pussy and smooth butt over my back and ass, over, over and over. It felt nice but it did get boring.

I remember drifting off thinking although the B2B was a raunchy idea, I would have much preferred either watching her or sucking those mamories instead. I did try engaging in a little dirty talk, but she wasn’t receptive and I spent the rest of that time thinking when I’ll be asked to flip over.

Eventually, I’m asked to flip and finally I can enjoy those curves and views, however this was also slightly underwhelming. It was slow which I liked, and all of her slides were brief, came from side angles and most importantly away from my mouth! I regretfully just didn’t feel I could grab her in that way to enjoy them. Mindful of the time, preceded to a slow but intense hand relief from the side. Bouncing her boobs on my now fully erect cock over and over, she slowly caressed and wanked me off to another explosive shuddering climax - never any eye contact.

I get cleaned up, and advised to take a longer shower to wash the gel away because it’s really difficult to wash off - she weren’t kidding! Upon getting up I got really bad toe cramps on both feet, having spent a large part of an hour having my back and ass grinded on a really soft mattress. Who needs blood circulation anyway? You would have thought that would get a laugh Right? Wrong!

I showered, small chat about the cold weather and left after around 65mins ish.

Final thoughts:

A week gone by and was deliberating whether I should give this a neutral or a low positive.

My first nuru experience left me thinking what is the actual point is of B2B whilst face down - it was underwhelming and boring. Nuru whilst different isn’t worth the price difference to oil and does make you feel cold.

The Brie experience was great mechanics, great technique but without the flirtations made it seem like a GP appointment. On her profile she does say she’s not good for a GFE so I’m assuming this was intentional or she’s just incapable.

However I’m left yearning to experience that’s mamaries again. A part of me feels like if I was a bit more bold, the punt could go more so the way I wanted - or this could be the boner trap!

Would be good here if anyone else has got more change on a return visit.

Duron · « **Reply #1 on:** December 16, 2022, 05:59:05 pm »

I saw Brie about 6 months ago. She let me suck her nipples and fondle her boobs. But I had paid £140 for a more inclusive service. Her boobs were very full and heavy and sufficiently jiggly without being 'hard'. I'd go back just for that.
Yes, the Nuru B2B on the back with the bum did take too long. I think with more familiarity you may get a better experience with her. She is pleasant, though lacking in the flirtation department. My take on this is, you have to make your own experience when with her. Have a plan. But I realise this is not possible to visualise on a first meet.

Fuzzyduck · « **Reply #2 on:** December 16, 2022, 06:37:19 pm »

A lot of the reviews describe how mechanical she can be so any intimate service isn't going to be worth it IMO. I saw her years ago when she was doing GFE and, whilst her bouncing on my cock is a pleasant memory, she's not the most exciting in the sack. To improve the session, you could discuss with her in advance what you're looking for. You might get more of the moves you like but I doubt you'll get more passion or engagement. However, YMMV, as always.

LLPunting · « **Reply #3 on:** December 16, 2022, 06:58:58 pm »

Thanks for the review and update on her present, seemingly unchanged, level of service.

In general trying over multiple visits to get an ambivalent, professionally distant or arguably resentful SP to engage smacks more of someone trying to recreate a failed relationship, why pay good money for that frustration unless it's a kink or mania?
There are plenty of other girls and there are more than a few who will engage in the moment or even (moreso) as regulars if what you're after is a G(ood)GFE. Why anyone would pay for a F(rustrating)GFE or S(piteful)GFE is beyond me.

DrDinglyDangly · « **Reply #4 on:** December 16, 2022, 10:03:09 pm »

Quote from: LLPunting on December 16, 2022, 06:58:58 pm

Thanks for the review and update on her present, seemingly unchanged, level of service.

In general trying over multiple visits to get an ambivalent, professionally distant or arguably resentful SP to engage smacks more of someone trying to recreate a failed relationship, why pay good money for that frustration unless it's a kink or mania?
There are plenty of other girls and there are more than a few who will engage in the moment or even (moreso) as regulars if what you're after is a G(ood)GFE. Why anyone would pay for a F(rustrating)GFE or S(piteful)GFE is beyond me.

I hear ya. My head says it’s not worth it, but my cock disagrees and I’m still salivating over what I didn’t do on those breasts! It is the boner trap! And also one of the reasons why I rarely go to an independent SP.

My biggest frustration is finding a great masseuse, with a great body (big boobs man) and isn’t 50plus and doesn’t cost more that £100. I broke my own rule paying £130 because it was my first nuru.

I likely will give her another go at some point…

sparkus · « **Reply #5 on:** December 16, 2022, 10:35:04 pm »

The weird location, her coldness and iffy boat have deterred me from returning but if her latest profile pics are anything to go on her chebs are getting better and better (they now look like Lora's gazungas in their prime for FBSM addicianados)

Colston36 · « **Reply #6 on:** December 17, 2022, 12:19:00 am »

Quote from: DrDinglyDangly on December 16, 2022, 05:08:59 pm

After a long punting absence I decided to cum back with a bang and try my first ever Nuru massage with this heavy-boobed mama.

When: last Thursday at around 3pm

Cost: £120 1hr including HR, plus £10 for additional OW.

Comms:
Finally arranged this meet after my 3rd time trying via text. 3rd time around I enquired the night before (instead of on the day) and she told me she’ll confirm on the day - which she did.

She’s responsive when she’s available and if you ask her simple questions but don’t expect small details.

Location:

Council estate flat based 15mins walk from Clapham Common Railway station. ALOT of left and rights turns so make sure your phone battery run out (mine almost did just outside the flat just before she text me the flat number!)

Discreet enough and parking permit offered (but not needed).

Shower in a bathtub is decent but water was either too hot or cold.

The girl:

Wowzer! What a pair! Facially plain/ expressionless (but not unpleasant), but massively soft breasts and a nice smooth ass. Defo looks mid 30s which is fine for me.

External Link/Members Only

The meet:

I’m greeted by Brie dressed in warm casual clothes in a homely flat she lives with by herself. Invited in, discussed what I wanted, exchanged paperwork and asked to take a shower beforehand. She explained that it’s better that I didn’t completely dry as it was better for the gel - As many have mentioned before, there were no flirtations and it felt like I was going through clinical therapy. However upon returning from the shower to see her amazing naked body already undressed, you quickly remember that you NEED this therapy! Wow!

I wanted to begin with OW and she asked me to lay on my back with my legs spread. She caressed my cock like a delicate flower and slipped on a condom to begin her BJ. I thought her technique was really good, although no deep-throat, she took no pauses, it was slow, used no hands and her suction was so strong at one point it caused a bubble in the condom. My first cum within 5mins but fuck I needed that! The only criticism I have is that it was mechanical, no eye contact, no sensual licks but she knew how to get the job done well.

Cleaned up with wet wipes but again the conversation that followed was more like she did my root canal rather than she just having sucked my soul out my cock!

Nuru:

Asked to lay on my front and proceeded rub the nuru gel over my back, firstly with her hands and then all over with boobs repeatedly. Before long you forget what is hands and what is boobs such is the weight of it, they an amazing pair! But Again it seemed mechanical and repetitive.

She turned over and spent a long time grinding fuzzy shaven pussy and smooth butt over my back and ass, over, over and over. It felt nice but it did get boring.

I remember drifting off thinking although the B2B was a raunchy idea, I would have much preferred either watching her or sucking those mamories instead. I did try engaging in a little dirty talk, but she wasn’t receptive and I spent the rest of that time thinking when I’ll be asked to flip over.

Eventually, I’m asked to flip and finally I can enjoy those curves and views, however this was also slightly underwhelming. It was slow which I liked, and all of her slides were brief, came from side angles and most importantly away from my mouth! I regretfully just didn’t feel I could grab her in that way to enjoy them. Mindful of the time, preceded to a slow but intense hand relief from the side. Bouncing her boobs on my now fully erect cock over and over, she slowly caressed and wanked me off to another explosive shuddering climax - never any eye contact.

I get cleaned up, and advised to take a longer shower to wash the gel away because it’s really difficult to wash off - she weren’t kidding! Upon getting up I got really bad toe cramps on both feet, having spent a large part of an hour having my back and ass grinded on a really soft mattress. Who needs blood circulation anyway? You would have thought that would get a laugh Right? Wrong!

I showered, small chat about the cold weather and left after around 65mins ish.

Final thoughts:

A week gone by and was deliberating whether I should give this a neutral or a low positive.

My first nuru experience left me thinking what is the actual point is of B2B whilst face down - it was underwhelming and boring. Nuru whilst different isn’t worth the price difference to oil and does make you feel cold.

The Brie experience was great mechanics, great technique but without the flirtations made it seem like a GP appointment. On her profile she does say she’s not good for a GFE so I’m assuming this was intentional or she’s just incapable.

However I’m left yearning to experience that’s mamaries again. A part of me feels like if I was a bit more bold, the punt could go more so the way I wanted - or this could be the boner trap!

Would be good here if anyone else has got more change on a return visit.